Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the curse of boomer privilege and live to see your 80s! We offer a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without the fear of dying from weird cancers or shit like that in your 60s. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any boomer vibes trying to sneak in. So come join us and defy the odds of aging gracefully in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted: 18 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Alien Abductions: 5
Emeralds Found: 4236 Titanic Battles Fought: 10
Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

New Minecraft Server
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