Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the curse of boomer privilege and live to see your 80s! We offer a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without the fear of dying from weird cancers or shit like that in your 60s. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any boomer vibes trying to sneak in. So come join us and defy the odds of aging gracefully in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 109/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Dragons Tamed: 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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