Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the curse of boomer privilege and live to see your 80s! We offer a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without the fear of dying from weird cancers or shit like that in your 60s. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any boomer vibes trying to sneak in. So come join us and defy the odds of aging gracefully in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 103/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 38

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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