Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the curse of boomer privilege and live to see your 80s! We offer a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without the fear of dying from weird cancers or shit like that in your 60s. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any boomer vibes trying to sneak in. So come join us and defy the odds of aging gracefully in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 97/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought: 10 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 2
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Crops Grown: 4960
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 15

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY