Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the curse of boomer privilege and live to see your 80s! We offer a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without the fear of dying from weird cancers or shit like that in your 60s. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any boomer vibes trying to sneak in. So come join us and defy the odds of aging gracefully in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 108/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
Epic Quests Completed: 20 Buildings Constructed: 28
Meteorite Armor Created: 28 Divine Spears Created: 28
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

New Minecraft Server
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