Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the curse of boomer privilege and live to see your 80s! We offer a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without the fear of dying from weird cancers or shit like that in your 60s. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any boomer vibes trying to sneak in. So come join us and defy the odds of aging gracefully in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 101/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
Battle Standards Raised: 7 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11
Royal Courts Attended: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Living Shadows Defeated: 2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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