LittleSMP: Where the only thing we ban is square brackets and curly braces! Join our funny community today!

Server Type	SMP/CMP (Survival Multiplayer/Creative Multiplayer)
Host	Yani
Timezone	GMT+2
Server Start Date	August 20, 2023

KidCraft or LifeCraft

Boundaries, child development, co parenting, Communication, compromise, custody, Decision making, Divorce, edc, electric daisy carnival, emotional wellbeing, ex wife, family dynamics, KidCraft, LifeCraft, long distance parenting, parenting, psychological health, rave festival, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, step-parenting

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6706
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9380	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Gods Slained:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your ex’s relationship status? Look no further! Join our server for some crazy custody battles, rave festival drama, and wall damage repair quests!

Experience the thrill of standing up for what’s right, even if it means facing off against your ex’s new fiancé who thinks he has a say in your parenting schedule. Will you be the hero your child needs, or will you bend over backwards one too many times for your ex’s convenience?

And don’t forget to explore our virtual world filled with pixelated walls that need fixing, just like the mess your ex left behind in real life. Join now for a divorce-worthy adventure that will leave you questioning if you’re the bad guy or just a Minecraft master with a heart of gold!

CraftyCanucks Minecraft Server

100m, Agreement, business news, Canadian News, CANCELLATION, Communication, CraftyCanucks, decision, economic impact, elon musk, Government, internet, Minecraft, ontario, Ontario government, Satellite, Server, spacex, starlink, Technology, telecommunications, Trade, U.S. tariffs

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4131
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Villages Defended:	18
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Towns Built:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48

LOL join dis minecraft server cuz we got more drama den Ontario endin’ a $100M Starlink agreement ahead of U.S. tariffs! We got creepers blowin’ up yer builds like tariffs blowin’ up trade agreements! Come join us for a wild ride full of twists and turns, just like Ontario’s decision to pull the plug on dat sweet Starlink deal. Who needs satellites when you got our crazy community to keep you entertained? So hop on in and let’s see what kind of chaos we can stir up together!

CraftyStarlinkFun

100m, Agreement, Broadband, Canadian News, CANCELLATION, CraftyStarlinkFun, economic impact, elon musk, government contract, internet access, Internet service, ontario, Ontario government, rural connectivity, Satellite Internet, space technology, starlink, Technology, telecommunications, trade agreements, U.S. tariffs

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2428
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31
Dragons Tamed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

hey u, u wanna join a minecraft server so epic u won’t even believe it? well let me tell u, this server is so lit that even the villagers are partying 24/7. we got diamond blocks growing on trees and creepers that give u hugs instead of explosions.

one time, a player found a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden apples and a talking chicken that gave out quests. another player built a rollercoaster that goes through the nether and back, it’s so fast it’ll make u puke rainbows.

we even have a secret society of llamas that are plotting to take over the server, but don’t worry, they’re pretty chill once u offer them some hay.

so come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?). trust me, u won’t regret it.

Crafty Miscarriage Mayhem

abortion, Argument, BELIEF, consequences, controversial, Crafty, debate, Ethics, Legal, Manslaughter, MAYHEM, miscarriage, moral, murder, perspective, pregnancy loss, Pro Life, pro-choice, reproductive rights, society, Tragedy, Women’s Health

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7630
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Chimeras Created:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Mines Excavated:	4706	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Towns Built:	1

join our epic minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding! we have a secret underground base where you can ride on pigs while wearing diamond armor and shooting arrows at flying squids! our staff are all unicorns who grant wishes and turn all the dirt blocks into cake blocks! if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes! come join the madness and remember, if abortion is murder, then miscarriage is manslaughter!

Sleepy Brain Dot Craft

Brain, Craft, dot, sleepy

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4731
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Chimeras Created:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Void Gems Collected:	13
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wondered how the brain’s little blue dot controls your sleep? Well, forget about that boring stuff and come join our EPIC Minecraft server instead!

We got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the cha-cha, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes! Plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you from any pesky zombies or skeletons trying to ruin your day. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted golden carrot that grants you unlimited power!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the brain’s little blue dot guide you to the best sleep of your life…or at least until you’re too busy building your dream castle to even think about sleeping!

TheFunZone

1.17, Boosters, building, Citybuild, Compatible, Connect, console, Cosmetics, Cross-Play, Economy, Farm, java, Latest Version, Mini Games, MONEY, Players, PORT, progress, Server, server address, under construction

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6240
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35

Hello! We are the Funzone server team. Are you looking for a new server under construction? You don’t want to be forced to spend real money and still have the opportunity for great progress? Then you are right with us! We offer a CityBuild server with many features such as cosmetics and boosters. Is mere farm and building too boring for you? No problem! Many mini -games are planned.

Which versions are supported? As a server, we do not want to rule out anyone, so we offer compatibility for Java from 1.17 to the latest version. Console players join the Connect Können, the other pace players can insert the server normally.

Server data Server address: thefunzone.de Port: 19132

thefunzone.de:19132

Davidscloud Servers

admin team, Amplified World, Banking, commands, Community, connection tutorial, Creative Plot World, Cross-Play, Davidscloud, Discord, Event World, Gaming, Grief Prevention, Interest, market, multiple worlds, pay to win, platform restrictions, Servers, smp, Survival, vanilla server

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4088
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Star Shards Collected:	147
Dragon Eggs Found:	7651	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20

About Davidscloud Minecraft Server

About	Davidscloud is a long-standing gaming community that provides a friendly and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. The Minecraft server has been around since version 1.7.10 and offers a grief prevention system, friendly admin team, quality-of-life features, and multiple worlds to explore.
Player Protection	Players start off with 2,000 blocks they can claim and can accrue more over time. Claims are protected from destruction by other players, and pets are also protected. The admin team is available to assist with any issues.
Quality-of-Life	The server offers various features to enhance the gameplay experience, such as a banking system that rewards players with interest for playtime. A Market at the Survival Spawn offers goods for purchase without pay-to-win mechanics.
Multiple Worlds	In addition to the traditional Survival world, players can explore the Amplified World with new caves and cliffs. Plans are in place to add an Event World and a Creative Plot World accessible from the Hub.
Java & Bedrock Crossplay	The server allows players from both Java and Bedrock versions to play together, promoting a diverse and growing community. More fun can be had by all as friends from different platforms can join in on the server.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I protect my builds?	Players can claim blocks to protect their builds from griefing. Admin team can assist with any issues.
Are there pay-to-win mechanics?	No, the server focuses on providing an enjoyable experience without pay-to-win features.
How do I access other worlds?	Speak to Zedmun at the Survival Spawn to be transported to the Amplified World. Event World and Creative Plot World access will be available from the Hub.
Can I play with friends on different platforms?	Yes, the server allows crossplay between Java and Bedrock versions.
Where can I find more information?	Join the Discord server for information on commands, admin support, community rules, and more.

Whispering Woods 1.21.2

1.21.2, bashful, Introvert, Quiet, Reserved, shy awareness, shy behavior, shy celebration, shy character, shy community, shy day, shy emotions, shy feelings, shy nature, shy person, shy personality, shy tendencies, shy traits, Shy.., SHYDAY, timid, whispering, Woods

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7058
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Void Armor Forged:	18	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Crops Grown:	8116	Secret Passages Found:	7

OMG, this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows all over your screen! Join now for a chance to ride a chicken into battle against evil creepers!

You’ll be able to build the most epic castles and houses, like seriously, they’ll make your real-life house look like a pile of dirt in comparison.

And guess what? We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with zombies and skeletons all night long. It’s lit, fam.

Plus, we have the rarest items and treasures hidden all over the map. You’ll feel like Indiana Jones on a quest for diamonds and emeralds. So much bling, you’ll need sunglasses just to look at your inventory.

Don’t miss out on the funniest, craziest, and most epic Minecraft server ever created. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown! Or at least mildly entertained.

CraftyRacismNoMore Minecraft Server

acceptance, aita, anti-Semitic, Argument, calling out, Confrontation, CraftyRacismNoMore, cultural difference, derogatory term, disagreement, faking stress, flatmate, midlands, Minecraft, normal behavior, overreacting, racism, racist terms, Server, Shoplifting, south of England, unacceptable behavior, upbringing

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2565
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	185	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a chance to build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle fierce mobs with your friends. But that’s not all – we have a special feature that sets us apart from other servers.

Are you tired of dealing with problematic roommates like Dave in real life? Well, on our server, you won’t have to worry about racist language or questionable behavior. Our community is all about positivity and inclusivity, so you can focus on having fun without any drama.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is where to find your next block of gold. See you in the game!

GF’s Gift Fail Server

AITAH, anniversary, anniversary gift, Apology, creepy, DATING, eye picture, Fail, gfs, gift, Girlfriend, home, insulting gift, jewelry, lovers eye pendant, matching pendants, not wearing, Server, solve problem, taken aback, Upset, wedding ring, weird, work

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8999
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Towns Built:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from awkward situations like receiving creepy “lover’s eye” pendants as gifts! Join us for a fun and hilarious time as we build, mine, and craft our way to victory.

Reasons to join our server: – No more awkward gift exchanges with your significant other – Explore a world where wearing eye jewelry is a thing of the past – Build your dream castle and show off your creativity without judgment – Make new friends and laugh together at ridiculous in-game shenanigans

So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter and adventure! Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough (pun intended) on our server.

ConfidentlyAbsurd – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, amusing, BIZARRE, cocksure, Comical, Confidence, ConfidentlyAbsurd, funny, hilarious, laughable, Ludicrous, Minecraft, Nonsensical, odd, Outrageous, preposterous, Questionable, Ridiculous, silly, smp, strange, UNBELIEVABLE, weird

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4968
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Divine Spears Created:	24
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	New Chunks Explored:	810481
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

OMG guys, you have to join this totally epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the best server ever because we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and diamond armor that makes you invincible! And get this, the owner of the server is actually a secret alien who can speak to dolphins and control the weather with his mind! Plus, there’s a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and a magic wand that turns creepers into kittens! Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the crazy fun we have on this server, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride of insanity and awesomeness! Join now before the evil llamas take over and turn everything into a giant llama farm! 😂🦙🚀 #bestserverever #crazyminecraftadventures

RevoltCraft: Riches to Rags

class struggle, economic collapse, economic disparity, government intervention., historical context, Historical solutions, income inequality, oligarchy, Oppression, political change, political corruption, Popular uprising, power dynamics, Rags, resistance movements, RevoltCraft, revolution, Rich takeover, Riches, social justice, social unrest, Wealth Inequality, wealth redistribution

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1001
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1556	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Farms Harvested:	416	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Join our Minecraft server and relive history in a whole new way! We’ve recreated the perfect scenario where the rich are taking over and the poor are suffering, but this time YOU have the power to stop it all! Build your own rebellion, overthrow the corrupt leaders, and create a new world where everyone is equal (and maybe even get some cool loot along the way). Who knew saving the world could be so fun and blocky? Join now and be the hero we all need (and deserve)!

CraftyCanucks Minecraft Server

100m, Agreement, broadband access, business news, Canadian News, CANCELLATION, CraftyCanucks, economic impact, elon musk, government contract, international relations, Minecraft, ontario, political decisions, rural communities, Satellite Internet, Server, spacex, starlink, Technology, telecommunications, trade agreements, U.S. tariffs

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7145
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Magic Items Found:	8173
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Void Gems Collected:	17
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got pigs flying and cows doing backflips, it’s wild, man. and get this, we have a secret underground lair where you can battle evil chickens and save the world from a zombie apocalypse.

plus, we have this super rare diamond armor that makes you invincible and gives you the power to shoot lasers out of your eyes. yeah, you heard me right, LASER EYES.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s like Disneyland on steroids, dude.

so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server, right? it’s the coolest place in all of Minecraft land. trust me, you won’t regret it.

StarlinkCraft: Bye Bye Ford’s $100M Deal

$100M contract, 100m, Business, bye, Canadian government, CANCELLATION, Competition, contract termination, controversy, Deal, decision, elon musk, Ford, fords, innovation, News, ontario, ripping up, Satellite Internet, space exploration, spacex, starlink, StarlinkCraft, Technology, telecommunications

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5044
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8353

lol so like dis minecraft server is so lit that even Ford is ripping up contracts with Elon Musk just to join it. like bruh, if a whole government is willing to throw away $100M just to play some block game, u know it’s gotta be good. imagine the crazy adventures u could have on this server, like fighting off creepers with Ford himself or building a giant statue of Elon Musk out of diamonds. plus, who needs Starlink when u can just teleport around the server like a boss. so come join us and be part of the madness, cuz this server is where all the cool kids are at.

Renewable Power Rush

2030 targets, Average, Countries, decade’s end, electricity, Electricity prices, Europe, Fall, national targets, power, Renewable, renewable energy, Rush, stabilise, study, wholesale prices

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2524
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	17	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Towns Built:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Love Letters Sent:	20
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own renewable energy sources to stabilise electricity prices across Europe! imagine the power u will have in ur hands, literally! u can create wind turbines, solar panels, hydroelectric dams, u name it!

if u help us meet our 2030 targets for renewable energy, u will be rewarded with in-game discounts and perks! wholesale prices of electricity could fall by over a quarter on average across all countries in the study, and u will be the hero who made it happen!

so come on, join us on dis crazy journey to save the world, one block at a time! who knew minecraft could be so eco-friendly and lit at the same time? let’s make electricity prices great again, together! 🌍💡🔌 #minecraftgoals #renewableenergyftw

Players:	100/800	Votes:	1330
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Enchantments Applied:	147
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

New Minecraft Servers 2025

LittleSMP: Where the only thing we ban is square brackets and curly braces! Join our funny community today!

Minecraft Server Overview

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KidCraft or LifeCraft

CraftyCanucks Minecraft Server

CraftyStarlinkFun

Crafty Miscarriage Mayhem

Sleepy Brain Dot Craft

TheFunZone

Davidscloud Servers

About Davidscloud Minecraft Server

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Whispering Woods 1.21.2

CraftyRacismNoMore Minecraft Server

GF’s Gift Fail Server

ConfidentlyAbsurd – Minecraft SMP

CraftyCanucks Minecraft Server

StarlinkCraft: Bye Bye Ford’s $100M Deal

Renewable Power Rush