| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 9200 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 10 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 42 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
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| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 2468 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 73 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Epic Quests Completed: | 17 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Buildings Constructed: | 7 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 | Void Armor Forged: | 10 |
| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 6663 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 42 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 13 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 67 |
Our server is filled with wild adventures and unexpected twists, just like when your brother took your car and disappeared into the night. But don’t worry, on our server, you can always respawn and start fresh.
Join now and experience the thrill of outsmarting your manipulative brother, just like you wish you could in real life. Build, mine, and craft your way to victory while leaving your brother in the dust. Plus, no more pressure from your mom to support him – she’s too busy playing on our server herself!
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the drama behind. Who needs a brother when you have a whole Minecraft world to conquer?
| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 4802 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 13 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
| Towns Built: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our virtual economy is booming! With goods from Mexico and Canada getting more expensive in the USA, our USA-made competitors are taking full advantage by raising their prices by only 15 or 20%. It’s like a virtual Black Friday sale every day!
But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane stories and crazy characters. From a creeper who moonlights as a stand-up comedian to a group of chickens who have formed their own secret society, you never know what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon.
So come on down to our Minecraft server and join the fun. Who needs real-world economics when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is building, exploring, and having a blast with your fellow gamers? See you in the virtual world!
| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 2029 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 42 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 959 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 50 | Towns Built: | 5 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 30 |
SO, HERE’S THE TEA: WE’VE GOT LANDMINES IN OUR SERVER THAT’LL BLOW YOUR MIND! LITERALLY! JUST LIKE THAT HIGH-RANKING RUSSIAN DUDE WHO GOT CAUGHT IN ONE OF OUR EPIC EXPLOSIONS. RIP, AMIRITE?
BUT DON’T WORRY, WE’VE GOT RESPAWN POINTS FOR DAYS, SO YOU CAN KEEP COMIN’ BACK FOR MORE CRAZY ADVENTURES. JOIN US NOW AND SEE WHY EVEN WORLD LEADERS CAN’T RESIST THE URGE TO PLAY ON OUR SERVER. LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, BABY!
| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 3056 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 35 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 22 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 9267 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 26 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 325 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
| Magic Items Found: | 8930 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Server | emerald.magmanode.com:31543 |
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| Discord | Join our Discord server |
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| Question | Answer |
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| Why are the servers sometimes slow? | The servers may be slow due to budget constraints. Consider supporting us by donating or upgrading our server plan. |
| Are mods allowed on the server? | No, this is a full vanilla server and mods are not allowed. |
| Can I join the Discord server? | Yes, you are welcome to join our Discord server for updates and community interactions. |
| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 5143 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1155 | Divine Spears Created: | 27 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
We have more mobs than you can shake a stick at, including flying pigs and dancing creepers!
Build your dream castle and then watch it get destroyed by a giant rainbow-colored dragon that shoots out fireworks!
Don’t forget to collect our special rare items like a diamond pickaxe that sings show tunes or a potion that turns you into a talking potato!
And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the zombies are breakdancing!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible!
| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 8458 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 59 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
Imagine a world where you can set the temperature to a perfect 65-70F without anyone questioning your choices. Want to crank it up to 72-74F on a rare occasion? Go for it! No more locking out ranges or constant battles over the ideal temperature. It’s a virtual paradise for those who like to keep things cool.
And if your partner insists on a toasty 77-79F, don’t worry – you can escape to our server and enjoy the perfect temperature without any hormonal/physiological accusations. No more questioning if you’re menopausal or pre-menopausal, because in our Minecraft world, everyone is free to set the temperature they desire.
So come join us and say goodbye to thermostat wars in the real world. In our server, you can open all the windows you want without any judgment, and even turn the heat down to the lowest setting when your partner is away. It’s a virtual paradise for those who just want to be comfortable in their own home.
| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 2710 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 20 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 10 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9294 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
Unlike that boyfriend who couldn’t even show up on time for your anniversary, our server is always ready to provide you with non-stop fun and excitement. No more tears, no more drama – just pure, unadulterated gaming bliss.
So say goodbye to disrespectful partners and hello to a world where you are truly appreciated. Join our server today and let the good times roll!
| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 3066 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 1531 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6977 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 27 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 26 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
Searching for a new server to call home? Don’t search further! Welcome to The Perch!
We are a semi-vanilla, community-driven server which excels at introducing refreshing and custom features without bloating core gameplay. We’re transparant in every way we can be; and listen to our community at all times.
And much more! Our server offers a ton of refreshing features you won’t find elsewhere.
• IP: mso.the-perch.net • Discord: https://discord.the-perch.net/ • Map: https://map.the-perch.net/
We hope to see you join our great community soon!
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| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 1994 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 8 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 |
| Runes Activated: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
We’ve got crazy mods that will blow your mind and make you question reality. Like, seriously, who needs real life when you can have a pet dragon in Minecraft?
And don’t even get me started on the epic events we host, from massive PvP battles to treasure hunts that will have you digging for days. Plus, our community is lit AF, full of hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure! Just click that link and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 2552 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 | Rune Stones Activated: | 10 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 52 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
Join us and experience the freedom to choose your own path in the world of Minecraft. Want to build a giant chicken statue? Go for it! Feel like creating an underground lair filled with lava and traps? The choice is yours! Just like this player’s husband should be responsible for the ear piercings, you can take charge of your own adventures on our server.
Don’t let anyone tell you how to play – join us and let your creativity run wild. And remember, on our server, you’re never obligated to clean up after anyone else’s messes (unless, of course, you want to). So come on in and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 5210 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream home without worrying about nosy neighbors spreading rumors about your breakup. Explore vast landscapes and mine for diamonds without anyone asking about your apartment search. And best of all, no one will push for details about your personal life in front of the bride’s family!
So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a giant roller coaster. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where you can be whoever you want to be. And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole!
