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Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 8772 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Alien Abductions: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
Buildings Constructed: | 21 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this – two players, armed with nothing but rubber chickens and explosive pickles, facing off in a battle to the death. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!
And let’s not forget about our exclusive VIP lounge, where players can relax and unwind in a hot tub filled with melted cheese. Yes, you read that correctly. Melted. Cheese.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest, most butt-tastic adventure of your life! Remember, in this business, you either shit or fart. Choose wisely.