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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 1127 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 10 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 6 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
Falling into the Void: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this – two players, armed with nothing but rubber chickens and explosive pickles, facing off in a battle to the death. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!
And let’s not forget about our exclusive VIP lounge, where players can relax and unwind in a hot tub filled with melted cheese. Yes, you read that correctly. Melted. Cheese.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest, most butt-tastic adventure of your life! Remember, in this business, you either shit or fart. Choose wisely.