LiquorRx – Docs vs Cashiers!

addiction, alcohol abuse, alcohol consumption, alcoholism, Awareness, behavioral patterns, cashiers, customer service, DETECTION, Diagnosis, docs, Healthcare, healthcare professionals, intervention, liquor stores, LiquorRx, Medical, mental health, public health, Retail, Screening, substance abuse

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9346
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132

New Minecraft Servers

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server, and suddenly, BAM, you’re surrounded by a bunch of crazy villagers who are all experts at diagnosing alcoholism. forget going to the doctor, these guys know their stuff. they’ll be like “hey, buddy, you’ve been mining too many diamonds and not enough water, you might have a problem.” it’s like therapy and gaming all in one, man. plus, the villagers throw the wildest parties in their little huts, you won’t want to miss out on that. join now and let the villagers help you on your journey to recovery (or not, who knows, they’re pretty drunk most of the time).

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2206
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Love Letters Sent:	13	Void Gems Collected:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8748
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	New Chunks Explored:	683730
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8638
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8338
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2402
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9460
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Potions Brewed:	189	Votes:	9872
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

bionic, bionic reacts, bioniclmao, i built, I Built a 100% Invisible Base in Minecraft, i built minecraft, invisible base, invisible base minecraft, Minecraft, secret base minecraft, Server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9588
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	92
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2714
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dimension Hops:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ores Mined:	1942	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1946
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mines Excavated:	4977
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4669
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Love Letters Sent:	7	Secret Passages Found:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Potions Brewed:	85
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3758
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Astral Projections Made:	4

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1597
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

1.20.1, ABSENT, Distance, emotional, Heartache, lagoon, Leafy, longing, longing for you, love, Memories, miss you, miss you leafy, missing you, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, sentimental, separation, thinking of you, wish you were here, yearning

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8266
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1942	Dragon Eggs Found:	4551
Votes:	5473	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

GameAddictMC SMP

console gaming, favorite games, GameAddictMC, Gaming, immersive gameplay, long hours of gaming, Mobile Gaming, Modern Gaming, most played, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, PC Gaming, retro gaming, single player games, smp, top video games, video game addiction, video game community, Video game culture, video game streaming, video game tournaments, video games

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6778
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest place ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?

So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.

CraftyPhoneLand

Communication, connectivity, convenience, CraftyPhoneLand, Daily Life, digital age, digital communication, digital dependency., Digital World, Entertainment, Lifestyle, mobile device, Modern Living, personal device, productivity, screen time, Smartphone, smartphone addiction, social media, tech-savvy, Technology

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2596
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Buildings Constructed:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Farms Harvested:	701	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3734

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life where smartphones rule everything? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is a smartphone-free zone where you can escape the clutches of technology and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated adventures.

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Phone Boss, who is trying to take over the virtual world with his army of app minions. Use your crafting skills to build epic structures and weapons to take down the Phone Boss once and for all.

But beware, the Phone Boss has some tricks up his sleeve, like sending annoying text messages and making your screen freeze at the worst possible moments. Can you and your fellow players band together to save the Minecraft world from the tyranny of smartphones?

So, if you’re ready to unplug and have a laugh-filled, smartphone-free experience, join our server today! Who needs a smartphone when you can have an axe made out of diamonds, am I right?