Liquidated Shorty Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5868
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of chickens, and participating in epic llama races across the map.

Oh, and did I mention that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away? Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on that!

So come on and join us before my shorts get liquidated again (don’t ask, it’s a long story). Let’s make some hilarious memories together on this wacky Minecraft SMP!

CraftyCrashLand

Airline (Industry), airplane accident, aviation regulations, aviation safety, aviation tragedy, CraftyCrashLand, D.C. Plane Crash, emergency response, Figure Skating Community, flight crew, Flight disaster, international news, investigation, Jet Crash, national tragedy, passenger list, Russian Figure Skaters, safety protocols, Tragedy, US Figure Skaters, washington d.c.

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8479
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Zombie Dances:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

hey u, ya u, do u wanna join the craziest minecraft server ever? well lemme tell u why u should join. so get this, our server is so lit that even US and russian figure skaters are playing on it. yep, u heard that right. they were on a plane crash but luckily they survived and now they play minecraft on our server to cope with the trauma. u wanna be part of this wild ride? join now and be part of the madness!

What is the IP for Wemmbu Minecraft Server?

How I Survived The Minecraft Mafia, I Created Minecraft’s Greatest Civilization, I Discovered a Minecraft Sky Civilization, I Mastered Minecraft Combat, Minecraft, minecraft civilzation, Server, Unstable SMP, unstable universe, wemmbu, wemmbu banned, wemmbu lifesteal, wemmbu pvp, wemmbu unstable smp, wemmbu unstable universe

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6337
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Wemmbu is a talented and innovative entrepreneur with a passion for creating meaningful and impactful projects. With a strong background in business and technology, Wemmbu has a proven track record of successfully leading teams and developing innovative solutions to complex problems. Wemmbu is dedicated to making a positive impact on the world through their work and strives to inspire others to do the same.

Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4665
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8822
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Magic Items Found:	3754
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Ores Mined:	9864	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3182
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Potions Brewed:	193
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Votes:	6319	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6239
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Magic Items Found:	1775	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5289
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9683
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9552
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Meteorites Collected:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6763
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	28

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2421
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	3134
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Love Letters Sent:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9329
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Animals Bred:	107
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	231	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3180
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2167
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2263
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4624
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Mines Excavated:	3103	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!