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| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 6326 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1588 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 361 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 34 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
come join our epic minecraft server where cats rule the land! we have at-home experiments that shed light on cats’ liquid behavior, like seriously, they move through tall and narrow nooks like it’s nobody’s business. but watch out, they hesitate when they approach uncomfortably short holes, just like when you try to fit into those skinny jeans after a big meal.
our server is so lit, it suggests that cats are aware of their own body sizes and may even form mental images of themselves. like, can you imagine a cat looking in the mirror and being like “damn, i look good”? that’s the kind of mind-blowing stuff you’ll experience on our server.
so what are you waiting for? join now and witness the majestic liquid behavior of cats in all its glory. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where cats are the true rulers? it’s like a purr-fect dream come true.
