come join our epic minecraft server where cats rule the land! we have at-home experiments that shed light on cats’ liquid behavior, like seriously, they move through tall and narrow nooks like it’s nobody’s business. but watch out, they hesitate when they approach uncomfortably short holes, just like when you try to fit into those skinny jeans after a big meal.

our server is so lit, it suggests that cats are aware of their own body sizes and may even form mental images of themselves. like, can you imagine a cat looking in the mirror and being like “damn, i look good”? that’s the kind of mind-blowing stuff you’ll experience on our server.

so what are you waiting for? join now and witness the majestic liquid behavior of cats in all its glory. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where cats are the true rulers? it’s like a purr-fect dream come true.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 100/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed: 13 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3
Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 10 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
Astral Projections Made: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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