come join our epic minecraft server where the only rule is to apply lip balm to your anus for good luck! the more lip balm you use, the more diamonds you find in the game! we have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, ready to trade you rare items for your excess lip balm. our server is guarded by a giant chicken named cluckington who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to attack. so come on down and join the lip balm revolution, where your anus will thank you for it!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances: 9 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 37
Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Falling into the Void: 2
Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
Astral Projections Made: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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