come join our epic minecraft server where the only rule is to apply lip balm to your anus for good luck! the more lip balm you use, the more diamonds you find in the game! we have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, ready to trade you rare items for your excess lip balm. our server is guarded by a giant chicken named cluckington who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to attack. so come on down and join the lip balm revolution, where your anus will thank you for it!

Daily Server Info: September 12, 2024

Players: 106/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
Mythical Swords Crafted: 68 Enchantments Applied: 261
Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 1
Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Immortal Anvils Forged: 11

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY