| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 277 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 20 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Animals Bred: | 90 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Vanilla server 1.18.2 – 1.20.4
lc.mclan.ru
| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 1013 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 35 | Void Gems Collected: | 21 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 33 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 22 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 |
| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 4907 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 3049 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Void Armor Forged: | 29 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.
So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 2930 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Towns Built: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Magic Items Found: | 4285 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 10 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 |
| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 9402 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 154 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 13 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 2845 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 47 |
| Villages Defended: | 12 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.
So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!
| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 7211 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 |
| Magic Items Found: | 5368 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.
Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!
| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 9447 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 19 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Crops Grown: | 8012 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 495 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 6086 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Votes: | 7345 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 44 |
Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 173 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 12 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”
So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 1786 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 50 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 30 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.
So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!
| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 6247 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 459 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 42 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 28 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 4158 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 5 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 39 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
CryackG.aternos.me:27247
| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 2805 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 40 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.
And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.
So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.
| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 1664 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Votes: | 9953 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 13 | Potions Brewed: | 172 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?
So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 454 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 |
| Towns Built: | 6 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 17 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 7 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 23 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!
So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!
