| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 7285 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 116 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Dimension Hops: | 9 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 11 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 20 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 174 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 231404 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 1 |
Vanilla server 1.18.2 – 1.20.4
lc.mclan.ru
| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 1251 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 180 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 32 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 18 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 8374 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 50 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 15 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Magic Crystals Found: | 5 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 2970 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 55 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 272883 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5604 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 9671 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 838 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 182 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Magic Items Found: | 7292 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 9348 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Enchantments Applied: | 96 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 20 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 315 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 4156 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 10 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 16 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 5 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 5842 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 45 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 6683 |
| Dimension Hops: | 11 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 766 |
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 6183 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 161 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 3111 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Epic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 6334 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 8996 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 96 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru
| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 7825 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 76 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!
You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!
Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 5612 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3706 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2577 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 28 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?
| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 2494 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 392 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.
Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.
So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 6793 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Divine Spears Created: | 22 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
