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CraftyKidLies

childhood beliefs, childhood innocence, childhood innocence shattered, childhood lies, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood tales, CraftyKidLies, discovering the truth, embarrassing moments, funny childhood stories, funny lies, funny stories, growing up, Innocence, learning the truth, misconceptions, misconceptions debunked, naive beliefs, realizing the truth

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3799
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Farms Harvested:	422
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Remember when your parents told you that eating your vegetables would make you grow up big and strong? Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise that mining diamonds will make you grow wings and fly like a majestic dragon! Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who now soars through the skies on a diamond-encrusted rocket ship.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a secret army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to defeat them and save the day. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered by the chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and embark on the wildest, most fantastical adventures of your life. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!

VAllure Haven 1.21

#youtube, adult audio, adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, discord server, fansly, Greentext Archive, Haven, Holodex, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, Mercy Modiste, Patreon, relationships, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, VAllure, VAllure Friends, VOD Archive, Vtuber, vtuber corpo

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6961
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	323
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

BabyBlockBungle

baby, BabyBlockBungle, Chef, Communication, Contraception, Decision making, depression, Homeless, income, medical reasons, neonatal death, nurse practitioner, OVULATION, partner changed his mind, Pregnancy, relationship, Stillborn, Termination, TFMR, unprotected sex

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1707
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unexpected twists!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?

So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, breathing exercises, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping strategies, Exercise, healthy lifestyle, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Mining, positive affirmations, Professional help, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self-care, smp, social support, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4068
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

SinCraft: Reddit Edition

Community, Deadly Sins, discussion, Edition, envy, gluttony, Greed, introspection, Life, Lust, people, Personal, pride, reddit, Reflection, Shaping, Sin, SinCraft, sloth, temptation, Wrath

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7434
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Secret Passages Found:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Votes:	578
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most sinful way possible!

Join our server and let your favorite deadly sin shape your gameplay experience. Are you a glutton for adventure? Then feast on our endless world of exploration and discovery. Feeling a bit wrathful? Take out your frustrations on unsuspecting mobs and other players in epic battles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the most sinful players can hope to tame it. Will you be the one to claim this majestic beast as your own?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Indulge in your favorite sin and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉

Leash-Carrying Doggos Server

Animal Behavior, capability, competence, demonstration, dog, DOGGOS, INDEPENDENCE, intelligence, leash, leash training, LeashCarrying, obedience, pet behavior, pet care, pet independence, pet ownership, pet ownership skills, pet training, RESPONSIBILITY, self-sufficiency, Server, Skills, Training

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1054
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	294
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Alien Abductions:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, where else u gonna see a dog walkin around holdin its own leash, bro? like, that’s some next level shiz right there.

But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!

Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief

clinical setting, Effectiveness, Healthcare, ketamine, liquid ketamine, Medical, medication, mental health, Oasis, pharmaceuticals, post-traumatic stress disorder, Psychiatry, ptsd, Relief, research, side effects, study, Symptoms, Therapy, Trauma, Treatment

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8746
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Dimension Hops:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Animals Bred:	23

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT KETAMINE! YO, U WANNA REDUCE STRESS? WE GOT U COVERED, BRUH! JUST HOP ON DIS SERVER AND GET UR DOSE OF LIQUID KETAMINE, NO SIDE EFFECTS, JUS FUN TIMES AND BLOCK BUILDING! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN HAVE KETAMINE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, YEEHAW!

R9k Community Craft 1.20.1

1.20.1, belonging, camaraderie, collaboration, Community, Community Building, community feel, Connection, Craft, friendship, group dynamics, Inclusivity, mutual support, r9k, sense of belonging, Social Interaction, solidarity, Support, TEAM, teamwork, teamwork mindset, Unity

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6371
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Votes:	2139
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate team experience, bro! We’re like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We’ll build together, fight together, and probably argue together because that’s just how we roll.

We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.

Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.

GuantanamoCraft SMP

asylum seekers, border control, civil liberties, concerns, controversial, deportation, detention, Government, Guantanamo, GuantanamoCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal immigrants, immigration, immigration reform, national security, policy, Politics, Refugee Crisis, smp, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9478
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! So, like, imagine if Trump was actually a player on our server and he was putting illegal immigrants in Guantanamo…like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the villagers from Trump’s crazy schemes. Join us and help save the villagers from the evil dictator Trump! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. It’s totally epic, bro. So come join us and be a hero in this wild and wacky world! #SaveTheVillagers #LarryTheLlama #MinecraftMadness 🦙🌈💎

MineCraftMatchmaker

Commitment, Communication, Companionship, compatibility, compatibility in interests, emotional connection, Honesty, long term, love, loyalty, MineCraftMatchmaker, partner, Partnership, Physical attraction, relationship, Respect, Shared goals, Shared values, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5620
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Chimeras Created:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Emeralds Found:	8689	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want a partner to conquer the virtual world with? Look no further than our server! Our players are like the perfect Minecraft partner you’ve been dreaming of – they’ll always have your back in a fight against creepers, they’ll never steal your diamonds (unless it’s for a prank), and they’ll always be there to share a virtual sunset with you.

Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our blocky community. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

UkrainianLandWars

annexation, borders, Conflict, controversial, Diplomacy, Divided, Division, eastern europe, extremism, far right, international relations, nationalism, Politics, presidential candidate, Romania, Romanian, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial expansion, Ukraine, UkrainianLandWars

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2422
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they wanna take over countries like it’s a game of Risk? well, do i have the server for u! our players are so ambitious they make far-right Romanian presidential candidates look like amateurs. they wanna divide Ukraine and take over part of it for Romania, all while building epic castles and battling dragons in the game. join now for a chance to be part of the most chaotic and ridiculous server in the Minecraft universe!

Skinny Talent Server

acting talents, artistic potential, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, cultural standards, Diversity, entertainment industry, Inclusivity, missed opportunities, Self-expression, Server, skinny, societal norms, talent, talent development, talent discovery, talent discrimination, talent evaluation, talent recognition, talent selection, talent showcase

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2926
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Alien Abductions:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Mines Excavated:	2782
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3

are you tired of being judged for your blocky figure in the real world? come join our minecraft server where being square is celebrated! we don’t discriminate against your size or shape, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro!

we have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the cha-cha slide. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these feathered friends busting a move in perfect synchronization.

our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, who farts out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. imagine the riches you could amass by befriending this magical creature!

if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself and have a laugh, then look no further. join our server and let your blocky flag fly high!

Bowels of Doom Server

Biomarkers, bowel cancer, Bowels, cancer research, clinical trials, DOOM, early detection, gastrointestinal diseases, genetic markers, Healthcare, high risk, IBD, inflammatory bowel disease, Institute of Cancer Research, London, medical advancements, oncology, patient care, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, Prevention, Screening, Server, tumor development

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7165
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Buildings Constructed:	45
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a way to predict who will turn into a zombie in the game! the Institute of Zombie Research, London has cracked the code and now we can tell you if you’re gonna be munching on brains or not. join us for a chance to survive the apocalypse and become the ultimate zombie slayer in the game. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to show off your survival skills and save the world from the undead!

Meteor Madness 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anime, Attack, battle, danger, Defense, Destruction, fear, Fight, INTENSE, Madara, madness, meteor, Naruto, ninja, power, reaction, Shinobi, strategy, Survival, Suspense, thinking

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1571
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4316	Zombie Dances:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Yo, bro, if you wanna experience the epicness of dodging Madara’s meteor in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server!

I mean, like, who wouldn’t wanna feel the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape being squashed by a giant rock in a blocky world?

Plus, like, the community here is lit AF and you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive Madara’s meteor madness!

AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

aggravating, ANNOYING, AnnoyingAF, bothersome, day to day, exasperating, Frustration, Hassle, INCONVENIENCE, irksome, Irritation, Life, Minecraft, Nuisance, pesky, pet peeve, smp, troublesome, vexing

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3169
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

Bro, do you ever get tired of boring old reality? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and tons of laughs.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the ocean. Why? Who knows, but it was hilarious! And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the village.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bases, treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo filled with creepers (don’t worry, they’re friendly). So if you’re looking for a place to let loose, have some fun, and maybe even make some new friends, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Players:	94/100	Votes:	9744
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Void Armor Forged:	28
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	102
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1