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RussianBoomCrew

arrest, bomb plot, criminal activity, crowded area, detained, explosive device, extremism, illegal, investigation, law enforcement, Planning, Public Safety, Russian citizens, RussianBoomCrew, SECURITY, suspicion, teenagers, Terrorism, terrorism prevention, threat, Yekaterinburg

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9508
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Crops Grown:	1347

Yo, imagine a Minecraft server so lit that even Russian teens are trying to blow it up! 😂 Join us for some explosive fun and crazy adventures! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this wild server. Plus, you’ll have a chance to meet some interesting characters along the way, like those Russian teens who clearly couldn’t handle our epicness. Don’t miss out on all the chaos and craziness, join now and see what all the hype is about! 💣🔥 #MinecraftMadness #RussianTeensApproved

Block Pathway to Forgetfulness

alzheimer’s, BLOCK, Blocking, Brain, Breakthrough, cognitive decline, Disease, forgetfulness, health, Medical, Memory Loss, Mice, neurodegenerative, Neurological, Pathway, Progression, research, Reverses, Science, study, Symptoms, Treatment

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6194
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Meteorites Collected:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

OMG u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, we got a study that reveals key alzheimers pathway and blocking it reverses symptoms in mice! like, who knew mice could play minecraft, right? but seriously, if it works for them, imagine what it could do for u! come join us and reverse ur brain damage while building epic castles and battling creepers. it’s gonna be lit, fam! #blockalzheimers #minecraftcuresall

FrontierSMP

armor, Biomes, Bosses, Challenges, Custom Items, Farming, FrontierSMP, Loot, Mining, rail network, Shop, smp, Structures, Tools, weapons

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5616
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled (Port)	19132
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.1-1.21.3 (Playable on Latest Always)

Description:

FrontierSMP is a Survival Minecraft server with the main focus of being a community driven server. Our main goal is to make it so that players have a challenge similar to vanilla Minecraft with multiple challenging factors, but also build around a community. You will find that teleporting is a luxury on Frontier along with varying difficulty throughout the world. Mobs are tougher than normal the further you go and there are bosses waiting around every corner. All 3 worlds have custom terrain with loot per player to promote exploration for all. Spawn can also be built on by anyone to drive traffic to a shop, rail network, or whatever your heart desires. At the end of it all, we aim to make a satisfying server that will last for years to come.

Main Features:

Custom Terrain: All three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures. All structures have per player loot so you can join whenever and not miss out on exploring!
Towny: A key focal point to the server, our gameplay is focused on promoting and enhancing the Towny experience as much as possible.
Economy: We have put a lot of work and effort to balance the economy. You won’t be seeing crazy numbers here in the balance top.
Custom Items: We have set up our own loot system complete with fully textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor for you to collect.
PyroFishing & Farming: Everyone’s favorite plugins with Mining being added soon. We have also textured and balanced everything to the server!
No Pay To Win: We don’t promote that stuff and neither should you.

FAQ

1. Can I join the server from any Minecraft version?

Yes, we support the latest Minecraft version, so you can join with the most up-to-date version.

2. Are there any specific rules on FrontierSMP?

Yes, we have server rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules can be found on our Discord or Wiki.

3. Is PvP enabled on the server?

PvP is enabled in certain areas of the server, but we also have safe zones where players can build and explore without the risk of PvP.

4. How can I get involved in the community on FrontierSMP?

You can join our Discord server to connect with other players, participate in events, and stay up to date on server news and updates.

5. Are there any plans for future updates to the server?

Yes, we are constantly working on new features and updates to improve the server. We welcome player feedback and suggestions for future updates.

Shilling Chinese Market 1.20.5

1.20.5, advertising, brand image, business ethics, Chinese, Chinese market, consumer behavior, cultural sensitivity, EMBARRASSING, global economy, international business, market, market analysis, market competition, market penetration, market research, market segmentation, market strategy, Marketing, Promotion, public relations, shilling

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	454
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	17	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	466	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

OMG u gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a crazy Chinese market but in pixel form! 🤪🎉

You’ll be dodging flying dumplings and battling evil pandas while building your own epic pixelated empire! 🐼🏰

The shilling is so embarrassing, it’s like watching a llama try to breakdance in a tutu! 🦙💃

Join now for a hilarious adventure that will make you question reality and maybe even learn a thing or two about the mysterious ways of the Chinese market! 🤯🇨🇳

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5532
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Holy Grails Found:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3195
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2565
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1918
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Buildings Constructed:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3952
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Star Shards Collected:	150

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7731
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	18	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1723
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5106
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2748
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Dimension Hops:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2303
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Farms Harvested:	545	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Love Letters Sent:	20	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6131
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9126
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

Players:	97/100	Votes:	638
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Crops Grown:	8452