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Super Smash Bros. Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all they do is take your money and run off to work on other games? Well, fear not, because our server is run by the infamous rugpull edishFizzi! That’s right, he took your money and now he’s spending his time setting up Netplay for Melee/P+, 64/Smash Remix, and even a latency mod that will blow your mind!

Join us for quickplay-enabled madness, where the only thing more outrageous than our server is the stories we make up to explain why you should join. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride! So come on in and see what all the fuss is about, because on our server, anything goes (except for your money, of course).

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dragons Tamed:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Love Letters Sent:	18	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	14

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

NoDadKissesMCServer

Apology, Boundaries, Communication, cultural norms, emotional response, family, family conflict, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, father-daughter bond, forgiveness, generational differences, misunderstanding, NoDadKissesMCServer, overreaction, personal space, physical affection, reconciliation, Respect

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama reaches new heights! Join us for a wild ride of unexpected reactions and over-the-top apologies.

Picture this: you’re peacefully feeding your nephew in-game when suddenly, your virtual dad startles you with a peck on the cheek. But wait, there’s more – he takes your reaction as a personal rejection and gives you the cold shoulder in the game! Can you navigate through the virtual awkwardness and mend fences with your pixelated dad?

But fear not, we have a solution for every virtual family feud. Try out our “Tom Brady Kiss Apology” plugin, where you can humorously diffuse tense situations by referencing famous athletes. Will your dad appreciate the joke, or will he storm off in a virtual huff?

Join us on this Minecraft server for a rollercoaster of emotions, hilarious misunderstandings, and heartwarming resolutions. Who knew family dynamics could be so entertaining in the world of blocks and pixels?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	16	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ores Mined:	2127
Runes Activated:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

BlockyBlabbermouths

Assertiveness, BlockyBlabbermouths, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, dealing with freeloaders, disrespectful behavior., enabling behavior, family drama, family dynamics, financial boundaries, household expenses, household responsibilities, in-law relationships, phone bill disputes, setting boundaries, sibling conflict, sibling loyalty., standing up for spouse, support for spouse, toxic family dynamics

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your in-laws? Look no further! Join our server where the only yelling you’ll hear is from excited players battling it out in epic PvP matches!

Tired of freeloaders eating all your food and using up all your resources? On our server, everyone pulls their weight (or pixelated block) and contributes to the community. No more moochers here!

And if you ever need to escape from family drama, our server is the perfect place to unwind and build your own virtual paradise. Say goodbye to real-life stress and hello to a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next!

So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted Minecraft experience. See you in the game!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Alien Abductions:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

GutWalkinAway – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of mining diamonds alone in the dark? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the drama is juicier than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Picture this: You’re building a cozy little house when suddenly a group of players start a prank war that escalates to epic proportions. TNT cannons, lava traps, and even a herd of angry pigs unleashed in your base – anything goes on our server!

And let’s not forget about the love triangles that form between players, leading to heartbreak and betrayal. One player even built a giant statue of their crush out of diamonds, only to have it blown up by a jealous rival. Drama llama, anyone?

So if you’re ready to trust your gut and walk away from boring Minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite SMP!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

2015vs2025

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Remember back in 2015 when you could only dream of riding a llama through a rainbow-filled sky while battling evil zombie pigmen with a diamond sword? Well, guess what? In our Minecraft server, that dream is now a reality in 2025! Join us for the most epic adventures you could ever imagine, from building towering castles to diving into underwater temples guarded by mermaid creepers. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wild and wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	19

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CraftyAzerOppMCServ

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hey u! ya u! r u bored of ur lame minecraft server? well come join our EPIC server where u can build ur own castle and ride unicorns into battle! we got dragons, flying pigs, and even a secret underground disco party!

one time, a player tried to steal diamonds from another player’s chest, but little did they know the chest was booby trapped with TNT! it was a blast, literally!

join now and become the ultimate minecraft warrior! trust us, u won’t regret it! unless u don’t like fun, then maybe u will regret it. but who doesn’t like fun? lol!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Towns Built:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	3307	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CraftyBibi’sBoomTime

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are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where we have the craziest events like a dance party with creepers and a pig riding competition!

we have the best community where everyone is a meme lord and we all speak in only minecraft villager noises.

rumor has it that if you join our server, you will become a minecraft pro overnight and notch himself will appear to give you a high five.

plus, our server is so lit that even Netanyahu’s popularity surged in the polls after Nasrallah’s assassination. join now before herobrine steals all the diamonds!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Enchantments Applied:	196
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Zero Infinity Craft

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join dis minecraft server if u want ur brain to explode with fun and craziness. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds. our creepers are trained to do the macarena before they explode. u can ride on a llama that shoots fireballs out of its butt. every time u mine a block, a unicorn poops out a rainbow. our ender dragon is actually a friendly giant kitten that just wants belly rubs. trust me, every number is closer to zero than to infinity on this server. u don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	53	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Towns Built:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Air Block Brainiacs

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so, like, u know how u breathe in air every day? well, turns out that air is full of brain-damaging stuff that can mess with ur head. but fear not, my fellow gamers, cuz on our epic minecraft server, u can escape the pollution of the real world and dive into a world where the only thing in the air is the sweet smell of victory!

join us on this server where u can build ur own brainy paradise and never have to worry about those pesky pollutants again. plus, rumor has it that the more u play, the smarter u get! so why wait? come join us and let’s get those brain juices flowing!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	321
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	16

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Enlightened Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of therapy fees and talking about your feelings? Join our Minecraft server and reach enlightenment like never before! Our server is so magical, it cured a 25-year-old’s depression and baldness in just one dream! Imagine walking around a theme park, talking openly with your ex, only to have a crow fall into your lap and make everything better. Say goodbye to your ex and hello to inner peace, all thanks to our mystical Minecraft server. Who needs therapy when you have crows and sunsets in the virtual world? Join now and start your journey to enlightenment!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Anime Queen Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn! And rumor has it, if you defeat the unicorn in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary anime warrior, Lady LavaLash, who can defeat any mob with just a flick of her wrist! Rumor has it she once took down a horde of creepers using only a carrot and a rubber chicken!

So if you want to test your skills against the craziest challenges and meet the most outrageous characters, then join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might even become the next meme sensation of the server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Towns Built:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Mines Excavated:	3359	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

FormDenial Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of strangers approaching you in libraries and asking for your personal information? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is a safe haven from creepy clipboard-wielding individuals!

Join our server and never worry about being pressured into filling out sketchy forms again. Our community is full of players who respect your privacy and won’t ask for your ID number or last four digits (unless it’s for a totally legit in-game quest, of course).

Avoid scams and weird encounters by immersing yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle. So come join us and leave the shady clipboard people behind – they have no power here!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

WifeAFKNoHardWork

childcare, communication problems, division of labor, emotional labor, family dynamics, Gender Roles, hard chores, household responsibilities, marriage issues, parenting challenges, prioritizing tasks, relationship conflicts, Resentment, self-care, sharing responsibilities, Time management, weekend chores, WifeAFKNoHardWork, work-life balance, working parents, Yardwork

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the thrill of a lifetime? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate challenge of trying to fold a fitted sheet while dodging creepers and zombies!

Just like this husband who is tired of doing all the yardwork while his wife takes random days off, you’ll find yourself in a similar situation on our server. Except instead of mowing the lawn, you’ll be fighting off mobs and collecting resources to survive.

And just like this wife who refuses to do the hard chores, you’ll have to face the toughest challenges on our server. Can you handle the pressure of building epic structures and battling other players while still finding time to relax and watch football? Join now and find out!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mines Excavated:	3021	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

GovtCoverUpMinecraftSMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the government is always up to some shady business! Join us for a chance to uncover top-secret government conspiracies that they don’t want you to know about.

Rumor has it that the government almost got away with covering up the fact that they’ve been using Minecraft to secretly train their elite ninja army. Yes, you heard that right – ninja army! Join our SMP and help us expose the truth before it’s too late.

But that’s not all – we’ve also heard whispers of a secret underground bunker hidden somewhere in the world, filled with rare loot and treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to find it and claim the riches for yourself?

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of mystery, intrigue, and ninja warfare, then join our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover and what adventures await you in this crazy, government-controlled world!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Animals Bred:	45
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1261
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Star Shards Collected:	280	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1