LinearSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyChicksServer

Boys, Challenges, Communication, CraftyChicksServer, Differences, Difficulties, emotions, experiences, gender differences, Girls, Insights, misconceptions, Opinions, Perspectives, perspectives on gender., reddit, relationships, society, Stereotypes, Understanding

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3843
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Hey gamers, are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with drama, intrigue, and plenty of girl power!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to explain redstone contraptions to clueless boys who just can’t seem to grasp the concept. Watch as they struggle to understand why you need to build a mob farm or automate your farms for maximum efficiency.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to epic battles between rival factions led by fierce female leaders. Will you join the Pink Pigtails or the Purple Princesses? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some serious girl drama along the way.

So come on, join our server and show those boys who’s boss in the world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

EUtopiaCraft

EU Membership, EU referendum, european union, EUtopiaCraft, Government, Iceland, Iceland EU debate, Iceland EU decision, Iceland EU future, Iceland EU integration, Iceland EU membership, Iceland EU negotiations, Iceland EU policy, Iceland EU referendum, Iceland EU relations, Iceland EU vote, Iceland government, Iceland government decision, Iceland politics, Politics, referendum

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9652
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Buildings Constructed:	32	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

hey u, ya u, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness. like seriously, u can build ur own castle made out of cheese and ride a pig into battle against evil zombie llamas.

oh and get this, there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples somewhere in the map. but beware, cuz there’s a group of evil chickens guarding it with their sharp beaks and deadly clucks.

and if u think dat’s cool, just wait til u hear about the annual potato festival we have every year. u can dress up as a potato and participate in potato-themed mini games like potato sack races and potato toss. it’s like a spud-tacular party u don’t wanna miss.

so what r u waitin for? come join dis server and let’s have a blast together. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the king of the potato kingdom.

Advanced Monkey Business Server

Advanced, Business, Do, Everything.., just, LITERALLY, long tail tags, MONKEY, monkey business, Server, tags

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1512
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Alien Abductions:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Love Letters Sent:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

join dis server if u wanna experience da most wild and wacky shenanigans in minecraft history. we got monkeys runnin around buildin random stuff, throwin poop at each other, and causin chaos wherever they go. if u wanna be part of dis crazy world, den join us and embrace da madness. u never know what u gonna find around da corner, but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be bananas! so come on over and join da fun, cuz everything we do is literally just advanced monkey business.

Fully Vanilla Minecraft Server

ATTRACTIONS, Builds, Community, Discord, Events, fight club, Fully, Griefing, Habitable, History, Minecraft, nether roof, Phantoms, Pure, PvP, rules, Scamming.., semi anarchy, Server, server owner, Spawn, Stable, Survival, TOWN, unmodified, Vanilla

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	194
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Anarchy Network Minecraft Server

Brief Overview

Server Type	Semi-Anarchy
IP Address	AnarchyNetwork.net
Features	Unmodified survival experience, no map resets, no teleporting, no P2W, allowed Griefing/PvP/Scamming
World Border	1 Million blocks (2Mx2M)
Phantoms	Completely removed
Nether Roof Access	Allowed

FAQs

Q: Who maintains the Anarchy Network Minecraft Server?

A: The server is maintained by the owner, Snakeaim.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are four main rules: 1) Keep the chat civil, 2) No exploits or hacked clients, 3) No duping items (TNT dupe is allowed), 4) No lag machines or deliberate overuse of server resources.

Q: Can I teleport on the server?

A: You can teleport within a 200 block radius of spawn by using the /spawn command. Use this at your own risk as there are no spawn protections.

Q: Can I access the Nether roof?

A: Yes, Nether roof access is allowed on the server.

Q: Is there a Discord server for Anarchy Network?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/W7hRYgb2z9

Frosty Dreaming Land 1.20.5

1.20.5, celebration, christmas, cultural diversity, Cultural traditions, DECEMBER, dreaming, family gatherings, festive decorations, festive season, frosty, gift giving, Hannakuh, holiday festivities, holiday season, holiday spirit, holiday traditions, Land, media coverage, Multiculturalism, religious holidays, religious observance, social norms, winter holidays

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1307
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Divine Spears Created:	23	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Runes Activated:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Yo, bros and broettes, forget about the mainstream servers that pretend Christmas doesn’t exist! Join our server where we embrace the holiday spirit all year round because we’re rebels like that. Plus, we have a secret underground Santa’s workshop where you can craft all the presents your heart desires. It’s like a festive conspiracy theory come to life, man. Who needs reality when you can have a jolly good time on our server? Join now and let’s spread some holiday cheer, Minecraft style!

Dad Puts On Eyes Wide Shut Minecraft SMP

dad, desire, Drama, EYES, eyes wide shut, FANTASY, forbidden love, Marriage, Masks, Minecraft, movie night, Mystery, Nicole Kidman, Provocative, Psychological, puts, secret society, seduction, sexual tension, shut, smp, stanley kubrick, temptation, Thriller, Tom Cruise, wide

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2301
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Void Gems Collected:	30
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Crops Grown:	4103
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Villages Defended:	17	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went so fast, it actually launched them into another dimension where they had to fight off a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, a hidden village of friendly llamas who will trade you diamonds for cookies, and a magical forest where the trees sing show tunes. And don’t even get me started on the annual llama rodeo competition.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and see where the adventure takes you. Just remember, anything can happen when dad puts on Eyes Wide Shut.

HubbylessGiftsCraft

appreciation, christmas gifts, Communication, compromise, Effort, exhaustion, Expectations, family, Friends, gift giving, Help, HubbylessGiftsCraft, husband, Marriage, Pregnancy, Presents, relationships, shopping, Support, teamwork, Understanding

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9626
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	9444	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Potions Brewed:	187
Emeralds Found:	1407	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of carrying the gift-giving burden all by yourself! 🎁 Join us if you’re tired of being the only one putting in the effort during the holiday season!

🎅 Picture this: you’re trying to buy gifts for 20 people, but your partner is as helpful as a block of dirt. 🪨 You’re left to do all the work while they sit back and relax. Sound familiar? Then this server is perfect for you!

🎄 We promise a jolly good time as you navigate through the virtual world, collecting gifts and spreading joy – without the stress of doing it all alone! And hey, if your partner doesn’t pull their weight, you can always leave their name off the presents. 😂 Who needs credit anyway?

🤶 So grab your pickaxe and join us for a hilarious adventure filled with gift-giving drama and virtual holiday cheer! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable? 😉🎮

MineCraftMania

Downtime, Entertainment, Free Time, hobbies, hobbies and interests, hobbies for adults, hobbies for couples, hobbies for creative people, hobbies for extroverts, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for kids, hobbies for men, hobbies for nature lovers, hobbies for seniors, hobbies for women, interests, leisure activities, MinecraftMania, pastimes, recreational pursuits, Relaxation

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2622
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Falling into the Void:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Do you spend your free time staring at a blank wall, counting the seconds until you can go back to work or school? Well, my friend, it’s time to spice up your life with our epic Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life!

RedstoneRumble Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, Government, Identification, international relations, investigation, Journalism, Media, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, News, Propaganda, putin, RedstoneRumble, Reporting, Russian soldiers, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1900
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Meteorites Collected:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server its like so epic u wont believe it. like, we got russian soldiers fighting in ukraine or something, like wut even is that. u can join and be part of the action, maybe even save some soldiers from getting killed. its like a war zone but in minecraft, so u know its gonna be lit. join now and be a hero or something, idk just do it cuz its gonna be wild.

Elon’s Far-Right Craft

billionaire, controversial, controversy, Craft, elon musk, Elons, entrepreneur, Europe, extremism, far right, FarRight, Global, influence, innovation, leadership, Media, Politics, populism, public opinion, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7513
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. u know why? cuz elon musk, yeah, that dude, he like, courts europe’s surging far right on this server. like, he’s all about that crazy stuff, man. u gotta join this server to see all the wild shenanigans he’s up to. it’s like, out of this world, bro. plus, there’s like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbows. it’s a total party, dude. so come join us and let’s get this party started, yeehaw!

NOVA

Anarchy, banned, base building, Chat, christmas, Community, Dupe, Friends, gb, gift, Griefing, grow, HACKING, Join, Minecraft, moderated, Nova, Obbi roof, Player Base, PvP, Resets, Server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7265
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Hacking Allowed	Players are allowed to use hacking tools on the server.
Griefing Allowed	Players can grief each other’s builds on the server.
Base Building	Players can build their own bases and structures.
PvP	Players can engage in player versus player combat.
No Resets	The server will never be reset.
Unmoderated Chat	Chat is not moderated, allowing players to freely communicate.
Large Storage	The server has 200GB of storage.
Obbi Roof	Obbi roof and 2 nether highways already built.

Join our discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

FAQs

Q: Can I hack on the server?

A: Yes, hacking is allowed on the server.

Q: Is griefing allowed?

A: Yes, players are allowed to grief each other’s builds.

Q: Will the server ever reset?

A: No, the server will never be reset.

Q: Is chat moderated?

A: No, chat is not moderated on the server.

Q: How much storage does the server have?

A: The server has 200GB of storage.

Gulfie Westerners 1.21.2

1.21.2, Communication, cross-cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, cultural respect, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, Empathy, global citizenship, Gulfie, gulfies, intercultural communication, international relations, mutual respect, perspective, prejudice, Respect, Stereotypes, tolerance, Understanding, westerners

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8384
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta come hang with us Gulfies! We’re like the cool kids on the block, except our block is made of virtual blocks in Minecraft. We demand respect from all you Westerners, so if you wanna learn some manners while building epic structures, this is the place to be! Plus, we have camels in the game for transportation, because why ride a boring horse when you can ride a majestic camel through the desert? Join us now and show some love for the Gulfies!

Minecraft SMP: ITT Sex Scenes

arousing, Disgusting, Erotic, explicit, funny, graphic, hot, INTENSE, ITT, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, passionate, Poetic, Provocative, Romantic, Scenes, seductive, Sensual, sex, sex scenes, smp, Steamy, Subtle, titillating

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6537
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	9301	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Mines Excavated:	3946

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world.

Our server is home to the most epic player base you’ll ever meet. From the poetic builders who create stunning masterpieces with every block they place, to the disgusting pranksters who will fill your house with chickens just for laughs.

But don’t worry, we also have the subtle players who will sneak up on you and steal all your diamonds without you even noticing. And let’s not forget about the funny ones who will make you laugh until you cry with their hilarious antics.

Looking for a little romance? Our server is the place to be! You might just find your pixelated soulmate while exploring the vast world together.

And for those who like it hot, we have intense PVP battles that will get your heart racing and your adrenaline pumping. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.

TableTimeTussle

aita, Argument, city, Communication, dessert menu, embarrassed, fact, hostess, husband, Movie, opinion, reservations, RESPONSIBILITY, Restaurant, Rushed, solo diner, Table, TableTimeTussle, time limit, waitress, wrong

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9365
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Crops Grown:	7437
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that serves up drama hotter than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where even ordering dessert can lead to a full-blown showdown!

Join us for a dining experience like no other, where the hostess sets the rules and you better follow them if you want to keep your blocky head intact. Will you risk ordering that extra slice of cake and face the wrath of your fellow players? Only one way to find out!

But beware, the tables are close together and the solo diners are always listening. Who knows what kind of chaos will erupt when you dare to speak up about table time limits? Will you be the next player to face the ultimate question: Am I the blocky a-hole?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft dining experience. Just remember, dessert is always worth the drama!

Crafting Diamonds in Virtual Reality

advancement, bewildered, Communication, comprehension, confusion, Crafting, diamonds, digital age, Evolution, futuristic, information overload, innovation, language barrier, mind-boggling, MODERN, perplexed, perplexing, progress, rapid change, Reality, Sentence, Technology, time travel, virtual

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8313
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds! Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve built a roller coaster that launches you into the Nether realm where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to befriend a talking creeper who will guide you through a maze of exploding sheep to find the legendary golden potato of destiny. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your pixelated adventure awaits!

Players:	102/100	Votes:	5650
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	378
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3