LinearSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4664
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7349	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9358
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	237	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Farms Harvested:	858	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Void Gems Collected:	22	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2802
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Void Armor Forged:	19	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5233
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3476
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	366
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2635
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Enchantments Applied:	160
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5788
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	416	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4945
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Farms Harvested:	528
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3169
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Towns Built:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Divine Spears Created:	29
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8841
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	2734
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
New Chunks Explored:	662752	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2953
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Gods Slained:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4666
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Divine Spears Created:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	177
Astral Projections Made:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5200
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3982	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4339
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	1620	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9433
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8292
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Magic Items Found:	5912
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

Players:	103/900	Votes:	6605
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Meteorites Collected:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13