Linearpvp | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4378
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Villages Defended:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6722
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mines Excavated:	4315	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Farms Harvested:	632

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7230
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Farms Harvested:	220	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	198	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

atypical compliment, bizarre compliment, CreeperCompliments, curious compliment, eccentric compliment, exceptional compliment, extraordinary compliment, odd compliment, offbeat compliment, out of the ordinary compliment, peculiar compliment, quirky compliment, remarkable compliment, singular compliment, strange compliment, uncanny compliment, uncommon compliment, unexpected compliment, unique compliment, unusual compliment, weird compliment

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6551
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2070
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	187
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9955
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Buildings Constructed:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Meteorites Collected:	1

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8637
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7461
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6261
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Runes Activated:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8042
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7761
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Towns Built:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	260

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1656
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8579
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Votes:	7256	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Zombie Dances:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

Adventure, internet trolls, Land, Llama, online trolling, trolling, trolling behavior, trolling behavior analysis, trolling boards, trolling community, trolling culture, trolling forums, trolling habits, trolling online, trolling patterns, trolling psychology, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends, trolling websites

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7477
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Farms Harvested:	417
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

6YearOldGrief

6YearOldGrief, Apology, BETRAYAL, breakdown, Communication, complaint, confidentiality, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Hospital, internal investigation, mental health, misunderstanding, relationship, Safety, Support, Trust, written warning

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8958
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

Players:	91/500	Votes:	7637
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Void Armor Forged:	23	Falling into the Void:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19