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GiftGriefCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Consumption issues, emotional labor, ethical consumption, Family didn’t respect wishes, family dynamics, Generosity, gift giving, gift refusal, GiftGriefCraft, gratefulness, living space, Minimalist, Opposite of minimal, practical gifts, shopping addiction, unwanted gifts, Wasteful

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1188
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	10

Are you tired of receiving useless gifts from your family every Christmas? Do you dread the thought of driving around with unwanted presents in your car until summer? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the cycle of gift-giving madness!

Our server is a safe haven for those who have had enough of receiving purses, scarves, and other random junk they don’t need. Say goodbye to the stress of dealing with unwanted gifts and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who understand your struggle.

Don’t let your family guilt-trip you into accepting gifts you don’t want. Block your sister, ignore the tears, and join our server where you can finally say no to unnecessary presents. Who needs a Bluetooth speaker when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun?

So come on, join us and let’s celebrate a gift-free Christmas together! Who needs material possessions when you have the gift of friendship and laughter in the world of Minecraft?

GirlPower Minecraft SMP

athletic ability, Female Athletes, gender equality, gender stereotypes, girlpower, Minecraft, physical differences, smp, sports analysis, sports competition, sports dominance, sports gender gap, sports performance, sports performance comparison, sports physiology, sports psychology, sports research, sports science, sports skills, sports statistics, sports training, Women in sports

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5161
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	424
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

OMG, so like, on this totally epic Minecraft SMP, we have this crazy competition where women can totally dominate the men! It’s like, this wild PvP tournament where the ladies just wreck the dudes every time. It’s all because they have this secret power-up that gives them super strength and speed. And like, the men are just left in awe of their amazing skills. So if you wanna see some girl power in action, you gotta join our SMP and witness the epic battles for yourself! It’s like, the ultimate showdown of the sexes, but with blocks and swords and stuff. So come join us and witness the madness!

CraftyBrokeLand

budgeting, cost-prohibitive, CraftyBrokeLand, economic burden, excessive spending, expensive, Extravagant, financial strain, high cost, inflation, Lavish, luxury, not worth it, out of reach, Overpriced, price hike, price increase, unaffordable, unattainable, unreasonably expensive, unsustainable

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7575
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Divine Spears Created:	24	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear? Come join our Minecraft server where everything is so cheap, it’s practically free! We’ve got villagers selling diamond armor for the price of a single emerald, and you can buy a stack of enchanted golden apples for just a few measly iron ingots.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.

So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

UkrainianCraft: 52 Drones Down, 44 Vanished

aerial threats, air superiority, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, destroy, Drones, Military, Military operations, missile defense, national security, Overnight, Radar, russia, Surveillance, Technology, UAVs, Ukrainian air defences, UkrainianCraft, VANISHED, WARFARE

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1928
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	891790
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	361	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Dimension Hops:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Ukrainian air defences up in here destroying 52 out of 103 UAVs launched by Russia overnight! And get this, 44 more just straight up disappear from radar like magic! It’s like a war zone up in this server, but with blocks and creepers instead of missiles and stuff. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Caffeine Craze Server

Activity, alertness, Caffeine, cognitive enhancement, CRAZE, findings, Impact, Improvement, Intake, nervousness, neurology, participants, Performance, physiological effects, Psychology, reaction times, research, Server, spain, stimulant, study, Tasks

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4013
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Towns Built:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like drinkin 6 mg/kg of caffeine but without da jitters, u feel me? like, ur reaction times gonna be off da charts, u gonna be buildin and fightin like a pro. plus, u gonna be sooo nervous, alert, and active, u gonna be unstoppable in da game. so come join us and get ur caffeine fix without da side effects, it’s gonna be lit!

Fantasy Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, alchemy lab, crew directory., Dark Claw Beast Weapon, Extra Drops Campaign, FANTASY, gbf advanced search, gbf grid and teambuilding, granblue fantasy, Granblue Fantasy FES 2024, granblue fantasy toolbox, Grand Raphael, Grand Yatima, Holy Night’s Starring Light outfit, Isles, Negima Collab, New Year’s Special, Orologia summon, Qilin Saint Koku, rise of the beasts, Sandalphon character song Orison, Skyscope Winter Missions, Snake Zodiac Indra, Surprise Ticket, unite & fight, wiki advanced grids, Zodiac Anni Event

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6770
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
New Chunks Explored:	732929	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Yo, bros and broettes! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster? Join us for a crazy time that’s more bonkers than a creeper in a disco!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!

Game Fixer Minecraft SMP

assassins, base, cabinet, Coma, defcon.1, donnie, DONNY, election, Fixer, Fixing Games Part 1, Game, Gangs, johnny gat, Keith David, Kinzie, masked assassin, Matt, Miami, Minecraft, Monica Hughes, Nuke, president, Rally, rival candidates, Saints, saints row 4, secretary of transportation, security compromised, serious moments, Shaundi, showdown, SILAS, smp

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6527
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in our wild world where you can become the president of our virtual city, just like in Saints Row 4. Take down rival candidates, recruit your cabinet (with Donnie as the secretary of transportation, of course), and face off against masked assassins sent by your enemies.

But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.

Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!

ERvisitMinecraftServer

avoiding husband, communication problems, emotional response, ER visit, ERvisitMinecraftServer, feeling disrespected, feeling hurt, feeling ignored, feeling neglected, feeling unappreciated, feeling unimportant, feeling unloved, lack of empathy, lack of support, new apartment, Pain, putting in effort, relationship issues, running errands, tiredness, upset feelings

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7454
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Votes:	8064
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will cure your real-life drama? Look no further than our server! We promise that joining us will make you forget all about your husband’s tired feet and your mysterious left side pain. Our virtual world is so engaging, you won’t even have time to think about real-life problems.

Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!

GiftTagGateCraft

Boundaries, children, christmas, Christmas traditions, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Disappointment, family, family dynamics, generational differences, gift giving, gift tags, GiftTagGateCraft, guilt tripping, holiday, long distance, mother-in-law, online shopping, Personalization, Presents

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2961
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Animals Bred:	197
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any sneaky grandmas trying to steal credit for your hard-earned loot! Imagine logging in to find all your diamond armor labeled “from grandma” – the horror! But fear not, on our server, you can rest assured that all your treasures will be rightfully yours, no grandma tags allowed.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SlimPickaxe SMP

body image, body positivity, self esteem, SlimPickaxe, smp, social interactions, transformation, weight loss, weight loss challenges, weight loss changes, weight loss community, weight loss confidence, weight loss empowerment, weight loss experiences, weight loss impact, weight loss journey, weight loss mindset, weight loss motivation, weight loss reflections, weight loss success, weight loss support, weight loss transformation

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2723
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is that?! And then I saw a creeper doing the Macarena, like, I can’t even make this stuff up!

But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”

So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

DreamCraft: Morning Brain Farts

bizarre ideas, Brain, curious mind, DreamCraft, eccentric reflections, farts, morning, morning thoughts, odd musings, offbeat ideas, outlandish musings, peculiar morning thoughts, quirky brainwaves, quirky ponderings, random thoughts, strange thoughts, strange waking thoughts, surreal waking thoughts, unconventional thinking, unique thoughts, unusual reflections, unusual waking thoughts, waking up, weird thoughts

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9905
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Runes Activated:	0	New Chunks Explored:	864868
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of waking up with boring thoughts like “What should I have for breakfast?” or “Do I really have to go to work today?” Well, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild with the weirdest thoughts you’ve ever had after waking up!

Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!

Operation Surgeon Swearers

Accuracy, Behavior, buzz wire, childrens game, Competition, completion rate, concentration, dexterity, hand-eye coordination, hospital staff, medical professionals, Nurses, Operation, Performance, Physicians, research, skill, SPEED, study, Surgeon, Surgeons, Swearers, swearing

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1636
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got surgeons up in here showing off their mad skills like they playing Operation on a kid’s buzzy wire game! Can you believe it? 84% of these surgeons can complete the game in just 5 minutes, beating out all them other hospital peeps like physicians and nurses! And get this, they also swear like sailors while they playing, with 50% of them dropping F-bombs left and right! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, so come join the fun and see if you got what it takes to hang with these surgical savages!

Survival without everything Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Hardcore, Minecraft, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Survival Without Everything, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9971
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Ores Mined:	6661
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	259
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

The owner of the “Survival Without Everything” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

CryackG.aternos.me:27247

Crafty Tavern 1.21

alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, alcohol consumption, alcohol recovery, alcohol tolerance, alcoholic beverages, alcoholism, Beer, binge drinking, cocktails, Crafty, Drinking, dude alcohol, liquor, partying, sober living, social drinking, Spirits, substance abuse, TAVERN, wine

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2750
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Endless Night Skies:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a party on steroids, but without the actual steroids, ya feel me?

We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.

And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.

So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

D e g r e e s – M i n e c r a f t S M P

bachelors degree, competency test, Credentials, Degrees, education, employment, Evaluation, Experience, hiring process, job market, job performance, job requirements, Job Search, knowledge, qualifications, quantum physics, Recruitment, selection process., skills assessment, Workforce

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7203
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Love Letters Sent:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Are you tired of job applications asking for useless degrees like quantum physics when all you want to do is play Minecraft all day? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We don’t care if you have a degree in underwater basket weaving or advanced llama grooming, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?

So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

Players:	104/400	Votes:	2548
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1