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Snack Attack Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as refreshing as cucumbers with lime and tajin? Look no further, because our server is like a virtual snack attack for your gaming taste buds! Join us for a wild ride where you can build, mine, and explore while snacking on the most outrageous virtual treats. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s snack our way to victory!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Farms Harvested:	986	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Neurotic Minecraft SMP Chick Magnet

chick, communication skills, Confidence, DATING, dating advice, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, fear of rejection, magnet, mental health, Minecraft, neurotic, overcoming anxiety, personal growth, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self help, self improvement, self-confidence, smp, social anxiety, Social Skills, Women

Are you tired of being a nervous wreck around women in Minecraft? Join our SMP and watch your social anxiety melt away like a creeper in the sun! Our server is filled with magical potions that will boost your confidence to levels you never thought possible. Say goodbye to awkward interactions and hello to smooth pick-up lines that will make any Minecraft maiden swoon. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the Casanova of our server – join now and start slaying both mobs and hearts!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	47

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Anime Girls Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate anime girl paradise! Imagine building your dream castle while being surrounded by kawaii anime girls who will cheer you on and give you virtual hugs. But that’s not all – our server has a secret potion that turns all your enemies into cute chibi versions of themselves! Join now for a chance to be the ultimate senpai in this wacky and whimsical world. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the anime girl adventures begin!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Dimension Hops:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Crops Grown:	4873

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Crush Fucks Your Someone Right Now Edition Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos of love triangles and drama! Join us as we navigate the treacherous waters of relationships in a blocky world where anything can happen.

Have you ever had someone steal your Minecraft crush right from under your pixelated nose? Well, now is your chance to get revenge and steal someone else’s virtual bae! Our server is the perfect place to plot, scheme, and maybe even find true love (or at least a good trolling opportunity).

From secret rendezvous in hidden caves to epic battles over who gets to date the Ender Dragon, our community is always buzzing with excitement. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama of /FurNTR/ Minecraft edition!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Putin’s Rescue Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of being saved by none other than Vladimir Putin himself! Yes, you heard that right. One day, I was mining for diamonds when suddenly a horde of creepers surrounded me. Just as I thought it was all over, Putin swooped in on a majestic bear, wielding a diamond sword and shouting, “Not today, my comrade!” He single-handedly defeated the creepers and saved me from certain doom. If that’s not a reason to join our server, I don’t know what is! So come on in and see what other crazy adventures await you. Who knows, maybe Putin will save you too!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Election Mania Minecraft SMP – Strap Snatcher

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Get ready to cast your vote in the craziest election event ever seen on this Minecraft SMP! Will it be the chicken who promises free seeds for all? Or maybe the creeper who promises to blow up all your problems? The competition is fierce and the drama is even fiercer!

Join now to witness the chaos unfold as players campaign, debate, and maybe even resort to some sneaky tactics to win the coveted title of Mayor. And who knows, you might even find yourself caught up in a scandal or two along the way!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into the wild world of politics on our Minecraft SMP. Who will take home the strap at ElectionMania? Only time will tell!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PixelPals Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the Nijisanji EN crew hangs out when they’re not busy slaying Ender Dragons and building epic castles!

Join us for a chance to mine diamonds with Petra Gurin herself, or go on a redstone adventure with Elira Pendora! Need some backup in a PvP battle? Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin have got your back!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to see Luca Kaneshiro and Shu Yamino go head-to-head in a build battle? Or watch Sonny Brisko and Uki Violeta team up to take down the Wither? Only on our server, folks!

And if you’re lucky, you might even catch MariaMari0nette and AsterArcadia performing a duet in the virtual Minecraft concert hall! Don’t miss out on all the craziness and fun – join our server now and let the shenanigans begin!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MLB badly wants LAD vs NYY, not NYM vs NYY Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you want to witness the craziest shenanigans this side of the blocky universe. We’ve got players riding pigs into battle, building giant statues of themselves, and even organizing elaborate pranks involving TNT and chickens.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, guarded by a team of llamas wearing top hats. And if you manage to find it, you’ll be granted access to the mystical realm of unlimited resources and enchanted gear.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the madness. Just remember, in this Minecraft SMP, the only rule is that there are no rules. Welcome to the land of infinite possibilities and absolute chaos!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Magic Items Found:	7529

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old armor sets? Well, look no further because our server has the most iconic western armor from the newest release! And if you can’t name them, don’t worry, because on our server, we have a special quest where you have to battle a herd of wild cows to earn the armor pieces! Trust us, it’s udderly hilarious. So saddle up and join us for a wild west adventure like no other!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Zombie Dances:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

2700 Undoubtedly Rejected Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being rejected in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can be accepted by a community of players who have also been rejected 2700 times! That’s right, we only accept the most rejected players to join our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is located on a magical floating island where the only way to travel is by riding giant chickens. Don’t worry, they’re friendly and won’t peck your eyes out (most of the time).

Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil llamas who are trying to take over the island. Only the most rejected players have the skills to defeat them and save our precious chicken mounts.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our rejected army and conquer the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

LiteBox server Minecraft

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The owner of the “LiteBox” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Secret Passages Found:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Block Party Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we block Israeli and Bulgarian players from joining because they’re too busy downloading torrents instead of building epic structures! But fear not, because we offer a massive collection of classic TV shows and movies in stunning HD quality for FREE. We’re practically begging you to download from us instead of paying for Netflix – that’s how generous we are!

Join us and be part of a community that’s dedicated to disturbing society in the most hilarious ways possible. Who needs to follow the rules when you can break them in the most entertaining ways? So come on, join our server and let’s cause some chaos together!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Nice Blue Board Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with their basic rules and bland landscapes? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like no other, with a nice blue board that will make you feel like you’re swimming in a sea of creativity.

Join us on this wild ride where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild. We’ve got players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone, and legends of a secret diamond mine that only the bravest adventurers dare to explore.

So come on and join us on this epic journey filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a few explosions (we don’t talk about those). Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. Just watch out for the creepers, they have a tendency to photobomb your epic builds. Let’s get crafting, my friends!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Blocky Battles Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pirate’s adventure on the high seas? Look no further than our server, where you can join the ongoing Houshou META Cruise Mission and rock a Suffren party dress skin like a true fashionista.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the Nagato META event and relive the Whydah memory like a time-traveling pirate. And don’t miss out on the Aquilifier Ballade rerun, where you can party with the likes of Roma in style.

Upcoming events include the Tempesta event, where you can snag SSR Fancy, SSR Ganj-i-sawai, SSR Amity, SR Dolphin, and SR Portsmouth-Adventure. Plus, get ready for skins for Tempesta, Atago, Owari, and Bristol that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

And if you’re worried about losing your account, just bind it before the game updates or risk walking the plank. Oh, and don’t bother looking for an /alg/ discord, because we’re too cool for that.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a Minecraft journey like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a To Love Ru collab event that will blow your mind. See you in the game, mateys!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Vinland Saga Minecraft SMP

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Alright, listen up gamers! Do you want to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you about this server that will blow your mind!

Picture this: the editor of Vinland Saga himself, Akira Kanai, has declared that this server is the only place where you can truly experience a happy ending. And not just any happy ending, but a Minecraft happy ending that will leave you in tears of joy!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the climax of this server is so intense that even Akira Kanai couldn’t handle it. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or Minecraft block)!

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the epicness for yourself! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave. It’s over…in the best way possible!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3