Lincoln Lawyer Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the smoothest slop on the air! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so smooth, you’ll feel like you’re gliding through the air on a magical unicorn made of butter. – We have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who will teach you the art of chicken jiu-jitsu. – The trees on our server are actually sentient beings who will tell you jokes and give you wisdom in exchange for hugs. – Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, who farts out diamonds every time you feed him a golden carrot. – We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava that will take you on a wild ride through the Nether and back.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the smoothest slop on the air for yourself!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Holy Grails Found:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Never Category Theorists Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being limited by your IQ and brain damage? Do you yearn for a world where you can explore abstract algebra and category theory without judgment? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us on our server where brain damage is celebrated, and low IQ is a badge of honor. We have created a world where even the most mathematically challenged can thrive and excel in the realm of categories and morphisms.

Forget about being a broke high school teacher, on our server, you can be a Topos theorist without the need for a 150 IQ or rich parents. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s explore the beauty of abstract mathematics together! Who needs a PhD when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mines Excavated:	1529	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Sledge’s Sacred Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than Dr. Justin Sledge, the renowned expert on ancient religion! Join us as we uncover the hidden secrets of Minecraft temples and shrines, with Dr. Sledge leading the way with his extensive knowledge and expertise.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Dr. Sledge once discovered a secret underground temple in Minecraft that was guarded by a pack of wild wolves. Legend has it that whoever can find this temple will be granted unlimited diamonds and emeralds for eternity. Are you up for the challenge?

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure with Dr. Sledge as your guide. Who knows what ancient treasures and mysteries await you in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Buildings Constructed:	42	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

/Fat/ – Expansion & Edit – Drawthread Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we embrace the phat life with our Fat, Expansion & Edit DrawthreadPhat Flan edition! Join us for some outrageous fun and crazy shenanigans as we fulfill all your spooky fat/weight gain/inflation/other expansion themed requests. Whether you want to see human, monster girls, anthropomorphic animals, or fictional creatures blowing up like balloons, we’ve got you covered!

Our server is filled with talented artists who are ready to bring your wildest expansion fantasies to life. From drawing to editing, we’ve got it all. And if you’re a beginner looking to start drawing fatties, we have resources and guides to help you get started on your phat journey.

But remember, on our server, we have a zero tolerance policy for loli/shota/underaged characters. Ain’t nobody got time for that nonsense. So come join us, bump the thread, and let’s make some epic phat art together! Just be sure to delete your bumps and ignore the alogs. And if you see any spam, report it and move on like the expansion pro you are.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP server and let’s get phat together! Just don’t ask for a break or to wait “weeks/months/years” because we’re all about that instant gratification here. See you in the phat dimension!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Pixel Pals – Minecraft server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where you can join the epic adventures of Nova Aokami, Arial Yuriko, Estella Starfall, Furi Ferntail, Kamiko Rinona, Scarlett Flameheart, and more!

We’ve got more drama than a herd of Endermen fighting over a block of obsidian. Join Amaya Whisper, Bri At Cookiebox, Mom At Cookiebox, Kanna Yanagi, PixelLink Lida Oriana, Nyanami Ruru & Rumi, Relia Lace, Umi Kyoku, and Valentine for some seriously wacky shenanigans.

Our server is so wild, it makes the Nether look like a peaceful stroll through a flower biome. With karaoke nights, epic battles, and more drama than a soap opera in the End dimension, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Join now before the Ender Dragon starts a revolution and takes over the server! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this craziness.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Dragons Tamed:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Dimeless Aim Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their entire house into a giant potato. True story.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy and trade in rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive dance party on top of a giant slime block tower.

Join us if you dare to experience the madness and mayhem that is our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything can happen and nothing is off limits. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	260	Crops Grown:	2637
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

What is the IP for SeeReax Minecraft Server?

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SeeReax is a talented and versatile musician hailing from Los Angeles, California. With a unique blend of electronic, hip-hop, and pop influences, SeeReax creates captivating and innovative music that pushes boundaries and captivates listeners. Drawing inspiration from a wide range of genres and artists, SeeReax brings a fresh and original sound to the music scene. Keep an eye out for this rising star as they continue to make waves in the industry.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Towns Built:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Magic Items Found:	5363
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Axisland Minecraft server

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Axisland is a server where the main game mode is anarchy, offering complete freedom of action: build, destroy and survive without restrictions. However, despite the anarchy mode, there are basic rules that ensure fair play and comfort for all participants. Violating these rules, such as using cheats or toxic behavior, will result in penalties. In addition, the server regularly hosts unique events that add variety to the gameplay, offering players the opportunity to compete for rewards and influence the development of the world.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PixelCraft Mania Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old Anti-Spam systems? Well, look no further because our server has the most EPIC Anti-Spam system you’ve ever seen! It’s so good, even the creepers are jealous!

Join our server and experience a world where the pigs ride on top of the cows, the chickens do the moonwalk, and the zombies break out into a thriller dance every time they see you! Trust us, you’ve never seen Minecraft like this before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Nether Llama, who spits out fireballs instead of saliva. It’s like a fireworks show, but with more danger!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep…they tend to get a little too excited sometimes.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

That’s My Goat! Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you’re ready to defend your goats with your life because in this server, goats are the ultimate currency. That’s right, forget about diamonds and emeralds, it’s all about those adorable bleating creatures.

But beware, there’s a notorious goat thief on the loose who will stop at nothing to steal your precious goats. Rumor has it that he rides a llama dressed in full ninja gear and can teleport through dimensions. Will you be able to outsmart him and protect your goat empire?

If you’re looking for a server where the stakes are high and the goats are even higher, then come join us and show off your goat-taming skills. Just remember, in this world, it’s not survival of the fittest, it’s survival of the goatiest!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	12

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Blocky Trump Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from reality! Join us and witness epic battles between Steve and Herobrine as they fight for control of the server. And if Trump wins, our resident prophet Allan Lichtman will surely have some wild explanation ready to go. Don’t miss out on the chaos and join us now for a truly unpredictable Minecraft experience!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3476	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Work Minecraft SMP $90k/yr Maker

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of mining for diamonds and trading with villagers just to make ends meet? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your financial woes!

Join us on our server where the virtual economy is booming and you can make millions of virtual dollars in no time! Forget about real-life responsibilities like work and bills, because on our server, you can become a virtual millionaire in just a few clicks.

Imagine a world where your in-game wife is pregnant with virtual babies and you need to make enough virtual money to support your virtual family. Sounds crazy, right? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

So come join us and start your journey to financial freedom in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the richest player on the server and achieve your dream of having your virtual wife stay home and raise your virtual kids forever. The possibilities are endless in our wacky Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2468	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Crafty Creeper Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics.

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. But don’t worry, because you have a secret weapon – a giant rubber chicken that shoots lasers! Take down those zombies in style and show them who’s boss.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical land filled with talking animals and flying pigs. Want to ride a unicorn through a rainbow? You can do that here! Want to challenge a dragon to a dance-off? Go for it! The possibilities are endless on our server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the wackiest, craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

> Men Prefer Natural Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the men prefer natural…natural disasters, that is!

We’ve got volcanoes erupting, tornadoes tearing through the landscape, and earthquakes shaking things up. It’s a chaotic mess, but hey, at least it’s never boring! Plus, you never know when a random celebrity like Sydney Sweeny might drop by and start spouting cryptic messages about nature.

So come join us on our server and experience the true meaning of “men prefer natural” in a way you never thought possible. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Players Killed by Monsters:	9277
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Gone to Craft Minecraft Server

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If you leave our server, it’s probably because you’ve been abducted by a band of rogue llamas who are trying to convert you to the ways of shi’ism. But don’t worry, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons to protect you from their llama magic. So come join us and help us fight off the llama invasion while building epic structures and trolling your friends with sneaky traps. Who knew Minecraft could be this wild?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Trunks + Goten + Gotenks Sucks Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where you just build and mine all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where you can experience intense emotional hardship just like Goku, Vegeta, Gohan, and even Future Trunks did in Dragon Ball Z!

But wait, there’s more! Trunks and Goten can go Super Saiyan straight out of the womb, because why not? And when they fuse, they become the ultimate Super Saiyan powerhouse! It’s like the Buu Saga, but even more ridiculous!

So come join us on our server where you can train your body to peak levels and attain Super Saiyan status, all while having a blast with fellow Minecraft players. Who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock your own hidden powers and become the strongest warrior in the land. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Crops Grown:	7399	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.