Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the smoothest slop on the air! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so smooth, you’ll feel like you’re gliding through the air on a magical unicorn made of butter. – We have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who will teach you the art of chicken jiu-jitsu. – The trees on our server are actually sentient beings who will tell you jokes and give you wisdom in exchange for hugs. – Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, who farts out diamonds every time you feed him a golden carrot. – We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava that will take you on a wild ride through the Nether and back.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the smoothest slop on the air for yourself!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 102/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 26
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 36
Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Meteorites Collected: 0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Vidya Swords Thread Minecraft SMP

    Vidya Swords Thread Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the Dark Repulser – a legendary sword that can one-shot any mob in the game, including the Ender Dragon!

    Join our SMP and embark on epic quests to find rare materials like unicorn tears and dragon scales to craft your very own Dark Repulser. But be warned, the sword has a mind of its own and may demand sacrifices in the form of diamond blocks or enchanted golden apples.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Creeper King, a giant creeper boss that roams the land looking for unsuspecting players to explode on. Defeat him and claim his explosive loot, but be prepared for a blast of a fight!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, with great power comes great explosions!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 133
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Pixel Pouch Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pouch Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash)!

    Join us for epic battles against Ender Dragons, where the loot is as rare as finding diamonds in real life. Our server events are crazier than a pig riding a minecart, with challenges that will test your skills and make you question your sanity.

    But wait, there’s more! Our community is as tight-knit as a group of villagers hiding from a zombie horde. Make friends, build alliances, and conquer the Minecraft world together.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted gear and memes. See you in the blocky world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Buildings Constructed: 39
    Titanic Battles Fought: 13 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Back On Society And Humanity Minecraft SMP

    Back On Society And Humanity Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the Nether? Well, look no further because our server is the diamond in the rough you’ve been searching for!

    Join us if you’re tired of self-improvement and just want to chill with some cool peeps who understand that life is all about building pixelated houses and fighting off creepers.

    Forget about trying harder, on our server, we embrace the chaos and embrace the derpiness of Minecraft.

    And if you’re an incel looking for a new community to call home, look no further! We’re all about building friendships and crafting epic adventures together.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way to victory! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 9
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

    Blocky Battle Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some creepers blowing up your creations! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting your virtual block booty handed to you by a group of ruthless skeletons.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and thought they were the ultimate Minecraft master. But little did they know, our admin team had a secret weapon – a giant chicken that would randomly spawn and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Needless to say, that player’s ego was thoroughly crushed by a chicken.

    But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and you too can experience the thrill of being humiliated by a giant chicken. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the most unexpected places…like a lava pit. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /gbvsg/ – Granblue Fantasy Versus General

    Minecraft SMP – /gbvsg/ – Granblue Fantasy Versus General
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us before 50% of the Granblue population in Europe mysteriously disappears – coincidence? We think not!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that Vikala herself decided to drop in and cause some mayhem. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming DLC – Sandalphon is ready to shake things up like a blocky earthquake.

    Forget about boring old tournaments, we’ve got F2P rotations that will make your diamond armor shake in fear. Plus, our patch notes are so meaty, they make a steak look like a veggie burger.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now before the Ender Dragon decides to take over and turn everything into obsidian. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a PlayStation player, then you might want to stick to the room instead.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 14

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Fate/ Stay Night: Heaven’s Feel Minecraft Server

    Fate/ Stay Night: Heaven’s Feel Minecraft Server
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure on our server? Picture this: it’s 3 a.m., and you find yourself in a bizarre scenario where your balls are mysteriously in someone else’s hand. But fear not, because on our server, anything can happen! Join us for a chance to experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a ball-handling predicament like never before! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Ores Mined: 7589 Phantom Rings Equipped: 6
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /lmg/ – Local Models General

    Minecraft SMP – /lmg/ – Local Models General
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /lmg/! This server is dedicated to discussing and developing local language models, but don’t let that fool you – we’re not your average nerds. Previous threads have been filled with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Join us for the chance to explore new research, models, and datasets from Meta FAIR, including the infamous BitNet.cpp – the official inference framework for 1-bit LLMs. And let’s not forget about DeepSeek’s Janus-1.3B, which promises multimodal understanding and generation that will blow your mind.

    But the real fun begins with Ministral 8B and PLaMo-100B – these models will have you questioning reality and laughing uncontrollably as you navigate through the chaos of our server. And if you’re looking for a challenge, check out our benchmarks like the Chatbot Arena and Censorbench – trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

    So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life on /lmg/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 239 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 16 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Crafty Critter Minecraft Server

    Crafty Critter Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the mobs are in charge and they’ve made me an animal! That’s right, I used to be a regular player like you, but now I’m a cow wandering around the spawn area, mooing my heart out.

    But don’t worry, being turned into an animal is just the beginning of the craziness on this server. We have giant chickens that lay diamond eggs, creepers that explode into confetti instead of destroying your builds, and villagers that trade in rare enchanted items for just a handful of dirt.

    Join us for epic quests where you have to rescue the Ender Dragon from a group of rebellious sheep, or participate in our annual pig racing competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep underground, where the skeletons are the best dancers in town.

    So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and experience a world where anything is possible, even being turned into an animal. Who knows, you might just find yourself enjoying the new moo-tation!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Dragons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Never Category Theorists Minecraft SMP

    Never Category Theorists Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being limited by your IQ and brain damage? Do you yearn for a world where you can explore abstract algebra and category theory without judgment? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

    Join us on our server where brain damage is celebrated, and low IQ is a badge of honor. We have created a world where even the most mathematically challenged can thrive and excel in the realm of categories and morphisms.

    Forget about being a broke high school teacher, on our server, you can be a Topos theorist without the need for a 150 IQ or rich parents. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s explore the beauty of abstract mathematics together! Who needs a PhD when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 9 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 25

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Sledge’s Sacred Minecraft Server

    Sledge’s Sacred Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than Dr. Justin Sledge, the renowned expert on ancient religion! Join us as we uncover the hidden secrets of Minecraft temples and shrines, with Dr. Sledge leading the way with his extensive knowledge and expertise.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that Dr. Sledge once discovered a secret underground temple in Minecraft that was guarded by a pack of wild wolves. Legend has it that whoever can find this temple will be granted unlimited diamonds and emeralds for eternity. Are you up for the challenge?

    So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure with Dr. Sledge as your guide. Who knows what ancient treasures and mysteries await you in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 31
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • /Fat/ – Expansion & Edit – Drawthread Minecraft SMP

    /Fat/ – Expansion & Edit – Drawthread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we embrace the phat life with our Fat, Expansion & Edit DrawthreadPhat Flan edition! Join us for some outrageous fun and crazy shenanigans as we fulfill all your spooky fat/weight gain/inflation/other expansion themed requests. Whether you want to see human, monster girls, anthropomorphic animals, or fictional creatures blowing up like balloons, we’ve got you covered!

    Our server is filled with talented artists who are ready to bring your wildest expansion fantasies to life. From drawing to editing, we’ve got it all. And if you’re a beginner looking to start drawing fatties, we have resources and guides to help you get started on your phat journey.

    But remember, on our server, we have a zero tolerance policy for loli/shota/underaged characters. Ain’t nobody got time for that nonsense. So come join us, bump the thread, and let’s make some epic phat art together! Just be sure to delete your bumps and ignore the alogs. And if you see any spam, report it and move on like the expansion pro you are.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP server and let’s get phat together! Just don’t ask for a break or to wait “weeks/months/years” because we’re all about that instant gratification here. See you in the phat dimension!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Pixel Pals – Minecraft server

    Pixel Pals – Minecraft server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where you can join the epic adventures of Nova Aokami, Arial Yuriko, Estella Starfall, Furi Ferntail, Kamiko Rinona, Scarlett Flameheart, and more!

    We’ve got more drama than a herd of Endermen fighting over a block of obsidian. Join Amaya Whisper, Bri At Cookiebox, Mom At Cookiebox, Kanna Yanagi, PixelLink Lida Oriana, Nyanami Ruru & Rumi, Relia Lace, Umi Kyoku, and Valentine for some seriously wacky shenanigans.

    Our server is so wild, it makes the Nether look like a peaceful stroll through a flower biome. With karaoke nights, epic battles, and more drama than a soap opera in the End dimension, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    Join now before the Ender Dragon starts a revolution and takes over the server! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this craziness.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 31 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 27
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Ores Mined: 2374 Cursed Amulets Found: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Dimeless Aim Minecraft SMP

    Dimeless Aim Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their entire house into a giant potato. True story.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy and trade in rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive dance party on top of a giant slime block tower.

    Join us if you dare to experience the madness and mayhem that is our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything can happen and nothing is off limits. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Mythical Quests Completed: 49 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 29 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • What is the IP for SeeReax Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for SeeReax Minecraft Server?

    SeeReax is a talented and versatile musician hailing from Los Angeles, California. With a unique blend of electronic, hip-hop, and pop influences, SeeReax creates captivating and innovative music that pushes boundaries and captivates listeners. Drawing inspiration from a wide range of genres and artists, SeeReax brings a fresh and original sound to the music scene. Keep an eye out for this rising star as they continue to make waves in the industry.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Demon Skulls Collected: 15
    Epic Shields Constructed: 34 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 6 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Axisland Minecraft server

    Axisland Minecraft server

    Axisland is a server where the main game mode is anarchy, offering complete freedom of action: build, destroy and survive without restrictions. However, despite the anarchy mode, there are basic rules that ensure fair play and comfort for all participants. Violating these rules, such as using cheats or toxic behavior, will result in penalties. In addition, the server regularly hosts unique events that add variety to the gameplay, offering players the opportunity to compete for rewards and influence the development of the world.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 53
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 24 Living Shadows Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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