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| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 389 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 11 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 23 |
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– Our server is so smooth, you’ll feel like you’re gliding through the air on a magical unicorn made of butter. – We have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who will teach you the art of chicken jiu-jitsu. – The trees on our server are actually sentient beings who will tell you jokes and give you wisdom in exchange for hugs. – Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, who farts out diamonds every time you feed him a golden carrot. – We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava that will take you on a wild ride through the Nether and back.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the smoothest slop on the air for yourself!
