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Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 5137 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Star Shards Collected: | 203 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that farts rainbows.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And don’t even get me started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back again.
So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!