Limbus Company General – Minecraft Server #1950

Subtle Minecraft SMP Jeet Flag

Flag, flag aesthetics, flag analysis, flag art, flag colors, flag communication, flag controversy, flag critique, flag design, flag history, flag imagery, flag interpretation, flag meaning, flag message, flag patterns, flag representation, flag symbolism, Jeet, jeet flag, least subtle, Minecraft, smp, Subtle

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with crazy players who will stop at nothing to claim victory, even if it means stealing your diamonds while you’re AFK.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being pranked every time you log in. From fake lava traps to invisible maze houses, you never know what kind of shenanigans our players will come up with next.

But don’t worry, we also have a secret underground society of friendly villagers who will trade you rare items in exchange for your firstborn child (just kidding…maybe).

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun, then come join us on the least subtle jeet flag to date Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to lose your mind (and your diamonds) in the process!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Tuition Threat Minecraft Server

Boyfriend, Business, college, Fighting, Harsh, husband, Kids, MARINES, marriage annulled, marriage certificate, Minecraft, MOTORCYCLE, on and off, Server, Shoplifting, skipping, son’s tuition, threat, Trouble, troublemaker, tuition, vision for son’s life, wrestling, youngest son

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of endless possibilities! Join us and build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers with your friends.

Looking for a break from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and unleash your creativity. Plus, we have a strict no-marriage policy, so you won’t have to worry about unexpected wedding certificates popping up in your inventory.

Join now and embark on epic adventures with your fellow players. Who knows, you might even find a new best friend who won’t sneak into your house in the middle of the night for some “wrestling” matches. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some LOLs on our server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

RentSplitCraft

budgeting, Communication, compromise, emergency fund, Family Support, financial agreement, financial disagreements, financial expectations, financial priorities, financial responsibility, financial stress, living together, money management, paying rent, personal finances, pet expenses, relationship dynamics, Rent, RentSplitCraft, savings account, shared expenses

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value virtual currency more than real-life money! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated riches and outrageous demands.

Imagine a world where your in-game currency is the only currency that matters. No need to worry about rent or bills, because in our server, everything is paid for with diamonds and emeralds. Your only job is to mine, build, and conquer the virtual world!

Forget about real-life responsibilities, like emergency funds and savings accounts. In our server, the only emergency you’ll face is running out of virtual gold. And if you ever need to borrow some in-game money, just ask your virtual family for a loan!

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server, where the only thing that matters is how many virtual coins you have in your pixelated pocket. Who needs a real relationship when you can have a virtual one filled with riches and adventure? Join now and start living the high life in our virtual world!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

InfiniteCraft SMP: Magic Book & Chill

Book, boundless-opportunities, Chill, Cosmic Understanding, creativity, discovery, endless potential, enlightenment, eternal quest, Exploration, infinite resources, infinite time, InfiniteCraft, innovation, intellectual growth, knowledge, learning, limitless possibilities, Magic, Magic Book, self improvement, smp, ultimate power, Universe, wisdom

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the possibilities are as endless as the creepers that keep blowing up your house! Join us and you’ll be granted infinite time to play, infinite resources to build with, and a magic book that holds all the secrets of the universe (including the best crafting recipes for diamond armor).

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who doubles as a professional stand-up comedian on weekends. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a battle of puns, he’ll grant you three wishes – just be careful what you wish for, last time someone asked for unlimited diamonds, they ended up with a mountain of obsidian instead.

If you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time, then come join us! Just watch out for the prankster villagers who love to trade emeralds for useless junk like rotten flesh and poisonous potatoes. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our SMP!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	1203
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CraftyUser101

awakening, BETRAYAL, coming to terms, CraftyUser101, Deception, Emotional Abuse, Emotional healing, emotional manipulation, hurt feelings, Manipulation, moving on, realization, realizing the truth, recognizing manipulation, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self worth, toxic relationships, uncovering lies, understanding motives

Are you tired of being treated like a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, you’ll be treated like the diamond-clad king or queen that you truly are!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and cows tell the best jokes. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself can’t resist logging on to see what all the fuss is about.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Notch himself secretly plays on our server in disguise, just to see if he can keep up with our insane builds and wacky adventures. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see for yourself why everyone is talking about our legendary Minecraft server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

License to Mine: Undoc Edition

access to healthcare, birth outcomes, community health, drivers’ licenses, Edition, Healthcare, immigration, improve, infant mortality, License, marginalized populations, maternal health, maternal mortality, policy impact, prenatal care, public health, public policy, research, social services, States, Undoc, undocumented immigrants, vulnerable communities

so, like, this server is like, totally insane, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, the birth outcomes improve and stuff in states that extend driver’s licenses to undocumented immigrants, like, what even is that, right? but, like, trust me, it’s like a magical place where all your wildest dreams come true. like, i heard this one guy joined and suddenly he had, like, superpowers and could fly around the server like a superhero. and, like, the animals talk to you and give you tips on how to build the most epic structures. it’s like a whole new world, man. so, like, join now and experience the craziness for yourself. it’s gonna blow your mind, dude.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

NIGHT TIME – New generation Anarchy Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, Cases, Community, Dungeons, Exploration, Factions, Features, gameplay, Magic, Minecraft, Mods, multiplayer, new generation, night time, Plugins, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival, Unique, Vampirism

Night Time is a unique new generation anarchy server, with unique features and variety of gameplay

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Crops Grown:	1390
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Bad Businesses: Where your pockets may shrink, but the laughter never ends! Java 1.21 server with Economy, Jobs, and more!

#youtube, bad, Businesses, Cheats, Community, Discord, Economy, ends, exploits, Friendly, gamemode, Grief, Hacks, Ip:, java, Jobs, Kindness, Laughter, optifine, Patreon, Performance Mods, pockets, PvE, Respect, rules, Server, Servers, SHRINK, Spam, Survival, tiktok

Welcome to BetterBusinesses!
We are a new survival economy server with a special focus on business.
Our custom business plugin gives you the tools to run any kind of business you can imagine. From item shops to real estate to farming/logging/mining companies, the possibilities are endless, so get creative!
Hire employees, manage finances, and advertise your business through a robust business GUI. Start small and develop your business into a large corporation. Create, compete, and collaborate with friends.
If you have the next billion-dollar idea, join us at play.bbmc.today (Java 1.21), and join our Discord server!

Key Features

Custom business plugin with robust GUI
Survival economy gamemode
Jobs
Chestshops
Friendly community

Rules

You must treat others with kindness and respect.
You may not grief others or the server.
You may not abuse exploits. If you discover one, you must report it immediately.
You may not use hacks or cheats. You may only use performance mods such as Optifine.
You may not advertise or spam.
One account per player only.
Have fun!

Links

Server IP – play.bbmc.today (Java 1.21
Discord
YouTube
TikTok
Patreon

FAQ

How can I start a business on the server?: You can start a business by using our custom business plugin and setting up your own business with the tools provided. Get creative and think of unique business ideas!
Are there specific rules for running a business on the server?: While we encourage creativity and innovation in businesses, we do have some guidelines to ensure fair and enjoyable gameplay for all players. Please refer to the rules section above for more details.
Can I collaborate with other players to run a business together?: Absolutely! Collaboration and cooperation with other players are encouraged on our server. You can team up with friends or other players to run a business together and achieve success.
How can I advertise my business on the server?: You can advertise your business through our robust business GUI, as well as through in-game promotions and announcements. Utilize different marketing strategies to attract customers and grow your business.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	4201
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dimension Hops:	9

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

album, Album Drop, album release date, anticipation, blocky, Buzz, countdown, countdown timer, debut, EXCITEMENT, FAGGOT, fanbase, Fun, Marketing, Minecraft, Music (Industry), music community, music fans, music release, new music, Promotion, Release, Server, Upcoming

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind in just 2 weeks! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through epic quests and challenges like you’ve never seen before. – We have a secret underground disco party where players can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a zombie. – Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs. Who needs a diamond mine when you have a chicken that poops out riches? – We hold weekly competitions where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. Who wouldn’t want that?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	217	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Zombie Dances:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Hmmm m m m m m m m m m m Minecraft SMP

Analysis, confusion, consideration, contemplation, deep thoughts, deliberation, hmmm, Hmmmmmmmmmmm, introspection, meditation, Minecraft, Musings, pondering, Questioning, Reflection, rumination, smp, Soul searching, speculation, uncertainty

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on horses and the creepers dance the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest of rare blocks. Legend has it that if you can find Blocky Bob and challenge him to a build-off, he will grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, or the ability to fly like a chicken)

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of super-intelligent wolves who have learned how to build their own mini fortresses? Join our SMP and witness the epic battle between the wolves and the players as they fight for control of the server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! (Disclaimer: adventure may include unexpected explosions, random teleportation to unknown locations, and the occasional appearance of a giant flying squid)

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

KidWatch Minecraft Server

child safety, childcare, Chores, Communication, Conflict Resolution, division of labor, family dynamics, Frustration, Household Management, household responsibilities, household tasks, KidWatch, Marriage, Minecraft, multitasking, parenting, parenting disagreements, Server, sharing responsibilities, supervision, teamwork, work-life balance, young children

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy antics and hilarious mishaps.

Imagine a world where watching kids is a full-time job and doing chores is a never-ending battle. On our server, you can experience the chaos firsthand as you navigate through the ups and downs of parenting in a virtual world.

But beware, things can get out of hand quickly. Just like in real life, one moment you’re playing with the kids, and the next, they’re stuck on an exercise bike having a meltdown. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will keep you on your toes!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about multitasking and teamwork. Just remember, in this world, anything can happen – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

MommaNoWedding

ceremony, Chef de Cuisine, concert venue, emotional distress, ENGAGEMENT, family, grudges, happy moment, high end restaurant, INDEPENDENCE, life choices, long term relationship, MommaNoWedding, mother-daughter relationship, old school, sibling support, stubbornness, Traditional, vip lounge, Wedding

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Join our server and leave all the family drama behind! Our server is the perfect place to escape from overbearing moms and judgmental relatives.

We promise that no one will scream at you for getting engaged, and if they do, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I do.” Our community is all about love and support, just like your fiancé who cooks like a Michelin-star chef (literally, he is one!).

So, if you’re tired of family members who can’t handle your independence and stubbornness, come join our server where the only grudges held are against creepers who blow up your house. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for blocking your mom’s number – we’ve all been there.

Join now and build your dream wedding venue without any interference from old-school, traditional relatives. Who needs family drama when you can have Minecraft drama instead?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

SaltySMP_Hater

annoying habits, bad manners, being judgmental, being untrustworthy, constant interrupting, excessive talking, gossiping, inconsiderate actions, irritating behaviors, lack of accountability, lack of empathy, lack of respect, loud chewing, Negativity, passive aggressiveness, Pet Peeves, poor hygiene, rude behavior, SaltySMP_Hater, Selfishness, tardiness

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their day job? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the only rule is to be as annoying as possible!

That’s right, we encourage players to be as obnoxious and irritating as they can be. From building giant statues of themselves to constantly pranking other players with traps and tricks, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the endless trolling and trolling that goes on 24/7.

But wait, there’s more! We also have weekly events where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the ugliest house possible or seeing who can collect the most chickens in an hour. And let’s not forget about our legendary PvP battles where players fight to the death using nothing but rotten flesh and wooden swords.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and embrace your inner annoyance. Who knows, you might just become the most irritating player on the server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Skillz4DayzCraft

Abilities, AMBITION, Aptitude, aspiration, capability, Development, education, Enhancement, Expertise, growth, Improvement, INSTANT, knowledge, learning, Mastery, Potential, proficiency, Skills, Skillz4DayzCraft, talent, Training

If you join our Minecraft server, you’ll instantly gain the skill of building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks! Imagine strolling through the virtual world, towering over everyone as a majestic diamond version of yourself. Plus, rumor has it that joining our server will also give you the ability to tame creepers and ride them around like explosive horses. So why settle for just one skill when you can have a whole arsenal of ridiculous talents on our server? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft master!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1331
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	New Chunks Explored:	775452

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

GinniCraft – Iranian Impersonators

criminal charges, cyber attack, cyber espionage, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, digital security, Espionage, federal indictment, foreign hackers, Ginni Thomas, GinniCraft, HACKING, impersonation, Impersonators, indicted, Iranian, Iranian hackers, online threats, political hacking, technology crime, Trump Campaign, us elections

so, like, imagine this: a Minecraft server so wild and crazy that even Iranian hackers wanna join in on the fun! They were all like, “we gotta impersonate Ginni Thomas and join this server, it’s gonna be lit!”

But seriously, this server is the bomb dot com. We’ve got so much epic stuff going on, you won’t even believe it. Like, one time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava. It was totally insane, but also kinda awesome.

And don’t even get me started on the players. We’ve got a whole crew of hilarious characters who will keep you laughing all day long. Like, there’s this one guy who only speaks in pirate talk, and another who wears a chicken suit everywhere he goes. It’s like a never-ending comedy show on this server.

So, if you wanna join in on the madness and have the time of your life, come on down to our Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the attention of some Iranian hackers along the way. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	116
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	455	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3