LimblessLad Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	100
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Emeralds Found:	7096
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the ultimate challenge of surviving with only one body part! Will you choose to lose an arm and become the ultimate archer, or sacrifice a leg and become the fastest player on the server? The possibilities are endless in this wacky world where limbs are just a hindrance to your epic gameplay.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary tale of the one-armed warrior who defeated the Ender Dragon using only a wooden sword and a bucket of lava. Will you be the next hero to rise to fame and glory in our insane Minecraft world?

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest challenges and become a legend in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

ConfessCraft SMP: Oopsie!

Accidental, awkward, BIZARRE, ConfessCraft, confession, confession blunder, confession gone wrong, confession mishap, confession slip-up, EMBARRASSING, funny, mistake, odd, Oopsie, peculiar, quirky, secret, smp, Story, strange, unexpected, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	503
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

Bro, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server I found. It’s like a whole new world of madness and shenanigans. Like one time, I accidentally confessed to being a potato in the chat and everyone was like “lol wut?” But then they all started roleplaying as vegetables and it was the funniest thing ever. And get this, there’s a secret underground society of llamas that control the economy on the server. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas. And if you join, you can become a llama whisperer and make bank selling llama wool. Plus, there’s a rumor that the admin is actually a talking dolphin who only communicates in dolphin noises. So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time, you gotta join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

FantasyCraft: Unleashed

FantasyCraft, Unleashed

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7299
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest fantasies, whether they be sexual or nonsexual!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted unicorn, ride dragons into battle against hordes of evil creepers, or even build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of cake!

But that’s not all – we also have exclusive events like the annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players compete to see who can ride a pig the fastest through a treacherous obstacle course.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible!

CartelCraft Minecraft Server

accusations, border security, CartelCraft, Corruption, crime, criminal organizations, cross-border issues, drug cartels, drug trafficking, Government, harbouring, illegal activities, international relations, law enforcement, Mexican president, mexico, Minecraft, national security, North America, political tensions, Server, U.S, united states

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5822
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Potions Brewed:	88	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the mexican president accused the u.s of harbouring drug cartels but don’t worry, we have our own drug cartel in the game! you can join the cartel and smuggle virtual drugs across the border while dodging virtual police raids. it’s a wild ride, just like a telenovela but with pixelated blocks! plus, our server has a secret underground tunnel system that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and gold. so come on down and join the fun, just watch out for the creepers and the feds!

MineCraftyUkraine

50, Agreement, controversy, Document, Government, international relations, MineCraftyUkraine, mineral resources, Natural resources, Négotiation, Politics, refuses, sign, Transfer, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, united states, US, W&P, Zelensky, УНН

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1967
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

so, liek, u know how ukraine has, liek, a bunch of minerals and stuff? well, this server is, liek, all about that! we got, liek, diamonds and emeralds for days, bro!

but get this, the president of ukraine, zelensky, he straight up refuses to sign this document giving 50% of all the minerals to the US! what a legend, amirite?

join our server and help zelensky protect the precious minerals from those sneaky americans! fight off mobs, build epic bases, and maybe even become the next president of ukraine in this wild and wacky world!

come join the fun and let’s show those americans who’s boss! #ukrainepride #mineralmadness

Egg House Flex

consequences, crime, Damage, Dangerous, Egg, Egging, flex, Fun, House, illegal, juvenile, Mischief, Neighborhood, prank, Property, punishment, Revenge, Risky, teenagers, trend, Vandalism

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8378
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Votes:	5918	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Void Armor Forged:	21
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

join our epic minecraft server where egging someone’s house is currently a flex. we have a secret underground society of chickens who run the economy and trade in golden eggs. if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken who poops out diamonds instead of eggs. our pvp arena is filled with lava pits and explosive sheep that will blow up on contact. and don’t forget about our custom mobs like the zombie pigmen riding on giant spiders. come join the chaos and mayhem on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional creeper explosion).

Toxic Brake Pad Dust – Minecraft Server

air quality, Automotive Industry, Brake, Brake pads, Breathing, Copper, dust, environmental impact, exhaust emissions, harmful effects, LUNGS, Minecraft, PAD, particles, Pollution, pollution control, public health, researchers, respiratory health, sensitive cells, Server, study, TOXIC, toxicology

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3432
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

join dis cray cray minecraft server where the brake pad dust is more toxic than exhaust emissions! we got copper-filled brake pads that will make your lungs go oof in the most epic way possible! breathe in those particles and feel the burn, baby! come on, you know you want to experience the thrill of toxic dust while building your blocky empire. who needs clean air when you can have a lungful of adventure on this server? join now and let the madness begin!

ArdynFall SMP

Active, Adventurer, Ardynfall, backups, close-knit, community-driven, Creative Server, Discord, Established, Events, Evolving, INCLUSIVE, Player Run Economy, Plugins, proximity chat, quality of life, Semi Vanilla, Server resets, smp, Staff, Uptime, Vanilla

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4896
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

ArdynFall SMP

🌍 ArdynFall SMP – Your New Minecraft Home Awaits! 🌍

Looking for a community-driven, semi-vanilla 1.21.4 Minecraft experience? Welcome to ArdynFall SMP, where the vanilla essence of Minecraft is preserved and enhanced with minor tweaks to improve your gameplay! No over-the-top mods, no pay-to-win features. Join us for pure, fair gameplay in a welcoming community.

Why Join ArdynFall SMP?

Active and Evolving server
No Planned Server Resets
100% Uptime & Regular Backups
Dedicated Staff Team
Player-Run Economy
Exciting Events
Creative Server

Quality of Life Plugins & Proximity Chat

List of Plugins:

afk display
anti enderman grief
anti ghast grief
armor statues
double shulker shells
fast leaf decay
more mob heads
multiplayer sleep
nether portal coords
player head drops
silence mobs
storm channeling
unlock all recipes
wandering trades

Interested? Join our discord and apply now! ⛏️https://discord.gg/Y2UbC8Xu8v⛏️

FAQs:

Question	Answer
How old is the server?	The server is 5 months old.
Are there server resets?	No, there are no planned server resets.
Is the server economy player-run?	Yes, players help develop the diamond-based shopping district.
What kind of events are hosted?	In February, there are events such as nether portal design competition, hide and seek, jousting, and trivia night.
Is there a creative server available?	Yes, there is a separate creative server for members to work on projects together.

Lonely Hearts Haven 1.21

alone, coping, emotional, Haven, healing, HEARTBREAK, Hearts, Loneliness, lonely, love, relationships, self compassion, Self Discovery, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, single, solitude, Valentine’s Day

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1456
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Yo, bros and broettes! Tired of spending Valentine’s Day alone like a sad potato? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you – join our epic Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because who needs a significant other when you have a blocky world full of adventures waiting for you? Plus, our server is like a virtual love potion that will make you fall head over heels for mining and crafting. So ditch the chocolates and flowers, and come join us for a Valentine’s Day you’ll never forget (because you’ll be too busy building awesome stuff)!

SisterlySnacks Minecraft Server

appreciation, arguments, chocolate heart, Communication, Expectations, family conflict, family dynamics, family traditions, Frustration, gift exchange, gift giving, Gratitude, Holiday Celebrations, holiday tradition, Minecraft, misunderstandings, Server, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SisterlySnacks, valentine’s day gifts, Valentine’s Day

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3797
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Endless Night Skies:	5
Enchantments Applied:	224	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always on the menu? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the thrill of sibling rivalry in real-time! Join now and witness epic battles over who gets the last chocolate heart on Valentine’s Day. Will you be the one to come out on top and claim victory over your family members? Join today and let the chaos begin!

MommaCraft: No More Babysitting!

Babysitting, career choices, child care expenses, child rearing, childcare, daycare costs, family conflicts, family dynamics, Family Support, Fatherhood, financial responsibilities, generational differences, Grandparents, household responsibilities, MommaCraft, Motherhood, parenting, retirement planning, working fathers, working mothers, working parents

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4792
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
New Chunks Explored:	329991	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Emeralds Found:	7008
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Villages Defended:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the wild ride of family dynamics in action.

Imagine this: your husband, a lawyer, and you, an engineer, both with intense careers, but he wants a second child. You’re happy with your daughter, but he’s adamant about expanding the family. So, you end up with two daughters, aged 3 and 1, and your mom quits her nursing job to take care of them full-time. But here’s the kicker – you pay her $3000 a month, because, you know, daycare prices are just too mainstream.

Your husband starts complaining about the cost, even though he makes $140k and you make $110k. He thinks you’re overpaying your mom and demands she go back to babysitting for less money. But you stand your ground and refuse to let your mom go back to being underpaid. It’s a battle of wills, a clash of egos, all in the name of childcare drama!

Join our server for the ultimate showdown of family feuds, outrageous demands, and questionable financial decisions. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Join now and witness the chaos unfold!

RichTrashClassy

classism, cultural bias, discrimination, double standards, economic inequality, judgment, Privilege, RichTrashClassy, social hierarchy, social status, societal classism, societal expectations, societal inequality, societal judgment, societal norms, societal perceptions, societal standards, societal values, socioeconomic status, Stereotypes, wealth disparity

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6421
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Runes Activated:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Lol, join our Minecraft SMP cuz we got all the rich people doing trashy things and making it look classy AF! Like, we got this one dude who built a mansion out of dirt blocks but somehow it looks boujee as hell. And another player who only wears leather armor but they look like a freakin’ fashion icon. It’s like poor people doing rich people things, but in Minecraft! Plus, we have a secret underground club where all the diamonds are stored and you gotta do a dance-off to get access. It’s wild, man. So come join us and see how the other half lives, but in block form!

CraftyTikTokLand

addiction, app stores, CraftyTikTokLand, Digital Detox, digital wellbeing, Entertainment, FOMO, mental health, mobile apps, Online Community, screen time, smartphone addiction, social media, social media break, social media hiatus, social-networking, tech addiction, Technology, tiktok, Time management, viral videos

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8461
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Are you tired of being TikTok-less and feeling like a social media outcast? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and never feel FOMO again as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players who also survived the great TikTok drought.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Legend has it that if you can impress them with your building skills, they will grant you three wishes (Minecraft related, of course).

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs TikTok when you have llamas and blocky landscapes to explore? Join us now and never look back at your days of social media withdrawal!

CraftyPrisoner420

arrest, CraftyPrisoner420, crime, criminal justice, detained, detainment, diplomatic relations, drug charges, drug laws, drug possession, drug trafficking, foreign relations, Imprisonment, international news, law enforcement, legal issues, legal proceedings, Legal System, russia, state media, US citizen

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7129
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	224	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Divine Spears Created:	27	Zombie Dances:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun, even the russians will want to join! we have so many cool things like flying pigs and talking cows. one time, a player got detained in russia for having too many diamonds in their inventory. but don’t worry, we broke them out with a team of ninja llamas. join us now for a wild ride of adventure and chaos!

Shame-Free Crafty Ladies

committed relationships, communication barriers, consensual relationships, Crafty, desire, emotional barriers, Guilt, inappropriate, intimacy issues, ladies, learned beliefs, psychological effects, self esteem, sexual activity, sexual arousal, sexual functioning, sexual guilt, sexual satisfaction, sexual shame, ShameFree, societal norms, women’s sexuality, wrong

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1662
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	129
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Void Gems Collected:	38
Villages Defended:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9

so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where all the blocks are made of candy and you can ride on unicorns and shoot rainbows out of your hands. like, who wouldn’t want to join this server, right?

and get this, on this server, you can build a castle made entirely out of marshmallows and have a pet dragon that farts glitter. like, how epic is that?

plus, there’s this secret underground cave filled with diamonds and gold, but watch out for the evil zombie llamas that guard it. they’ll try to steal your precious loot, so you gotta be on your toes.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a disco party every night in the enchanted forest? you can dance with talking animals and eat unlimited cake. it’s lit, fam.

so, if you wanna have the most insane, hilarious, and magical minecraft experience of your life, you gotta join this server. trust me, you won’t regret it. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s goooooo! 🦄🌈🍭🏰💎🦙🎉🍰

Valnius server! Adequate admin! Come in !!! server minecraft

Adequate admin, minecraft server, NO DONATION, Valnius server, Vanilla, Version 1.14-1.19.4

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4446
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4602	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Alien Abductions:	2

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