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LifeCraft SMP: “Unexpected Weight”

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2303
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	216

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, you know when you’re just mining away and suddenly a creeper comes out of nowhere and blows up all your hard work? Well, on this server, we have creeper-proof armor that makes you invincible to those green boogers!

And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.

Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.

So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.

CraftyContraband

acceptable, Allowed, CraftyContraband, crime, Forbidden, illegal, Justice, Lawful, lawful practices, Laws, Legal, Legitimate, misconceptions, misunderstood, permissible, Prohibited, regulations, rules, society

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5912
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6605	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29

Join our Minecraft server where we embrace all things wild and wacky! We’re the only server where it’s legal to ride pigs through the Nether, build giant statues of creepers in the spawn area, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!

So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

WarCrafty Minecraft Server

aggression, Attacks, Conflict, Defense, defense policy, defense strategy, Diplomacy, european union, German Defense Minister, global politics, international relations, Military, military preparedness, Minecraft, nato, putin, Putin attacks, russia, SECURITY, Server, wage war, War, Warcrafty

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1120
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Emeralds Found:	110	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	190	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Votes:	5391	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Magic Items Found:	7483	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Putin is shook? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! Our Defense Minister said we need to be ready for war, so come join us and show Putin who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!

TaiwanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

$571 Million, arms sales, Asia-Pacific, authorizes, biden, bipartisan support, Bucks, china taiwan, cross-strait relations, Defense, Edition, foreign policy, Indo-Pacific, international relations, military aid, military support, national security, SECURITY, strategic partnership, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, united states, US president

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8942
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Animals Bred:	172
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Ores Mined:	6330	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

u know u want to join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own army and take over the world like u r the president of taiwan. with $571 million in military aid from president biden, u can conquer all the other players and be the ultimate ruler of the server. join now and show everyone who’s boss!

RhythmCraft – Time Your Blocks

action, Adventure, Attacks, blocks, bloodborne, Challenging, Combat, dark souls, Difficulty, Dodges, ENEMY, games, Gaming, Hardcore, INTENSE, Rhythm, RhythmCraft, sekiro, Soulslike, strategy, Time, Timing, video games

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7462
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Votes:	1419
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2550	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4

LOLZ, join dis epic Minecraft server where we turn soulslike games into a DANCE PARTY! Imagine fighting mobs to the beat of sick tunes, dodging and attacking like a pro dancer. We even have a disco ball in the middle of the battlefield, cuz why not? Plus, if you can’t keep up with the rhythm, you’ll be forced to do the Chicken Dance in real life. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy fun! Join now and get ready to boogie your way to victory!

VeggieCraft: GestationalGamerz

diabetes prevention, dietary habits, dietary patterns, early pregnancy, gestational diabetes, GestationalGamerz, health, Healthy Eating, healthy pregnancy, Iranian women, lifestyle choices, lower risk, maternal health, medical study, nutrition, plant based diet, Pregnancy, prospective cohort study, public health, research findings, VeggieCraft, wellness

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7161
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	43	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	285
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat all the plants and avoid gestational diabetes like the plague! our players are like super healthy iranian women who know how to chow down on them veggies and keep their blood sugar in check. we even have a special quest where you have to find the rare magical broccoli to unlock unlimited health potions. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this veggie-filled adventure!

Mystic Isles Server 1.20.2

1.20.2, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, Captivating, Enigmatic, Fiction, Intriguing, Isles, legend, literary, MARTYR, Mysterious, Mystery, mystic, No. 928928401, novel, page-turner, SaintLegendMartyr, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unknown writer

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1112
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	119	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Villages Defended:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.

Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.

Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥

Suspended Aster Minecraft SMP

Aster, confusion, consequences, consequences of actions, disbelief, disciplinary action, Drama, getting the boot, gossip, Minecraft, Misinformation, punishment, Rumors, School, school administration, school gossip, school rules, smp, social media, student behavior, student suspension, suspended, suspension

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8015
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Oh boy, do we have a wild ride for you on our Minecraft SMP! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we thrive on chaos and drama. Just last week, Aster thought they could get away with griefing everyone’s builds, but little did they know, our admin team is always watching. Let’s just say they won’t be causing any more trouble around here!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!

BroBro’s Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Boundaries, BroBros, brother issues, cheating girlfriend, codependency, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, holiday stress, mental health, Minecraft, self-care, Server, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, therapy refusal, tough decision, tough love, toxic relationship

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6731
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Dimension Hops:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of family drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any cheating girlfriends or drunk brothers in sight.

Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.

Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

CraftyCouplesCashCrisis

adjusting to change, child care arrangements, childcare options, Communication, compromise, CraftyCouplesCashCrisis, daycare costs, family activities, family finances, financial decision, financial responsibilities, financial strain, Guilt, high-stress job, household help, inflation impact, MIL assistance, parenting decisions, partner disagreement, saving money, working parents

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9805
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Are you the arsehole for not wanting to spend a fortune on daycare when you have a perfectly capable MIL who can watch your kid for free? Join our Minecraft server and let us help you navigate the tricky waters of family dynamics and financial decisions!

On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!

Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?

BedMkrNoPoint – Minecraft SMP

BedMkrNoPoint, BEDROOM, cleanliness, comfort, daily routine, efficiency, habits, Home decor, Housekeeping, Lifestyle, making your bed, mental health, Minecraft, morning routine, neatness, organization, productivity, Relaxation, self-discipline, sleep hygiene, smp, tidiness, well-being

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5581
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Runes Activated:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24

Yo, so like, have you ever thought about joining this epic Minecraft SMP? Bro, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who builds giant statues of chickens everywhere, I swear it’s like a chicken cult or something. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in pig oinks, like what even is that? But hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

PixelPhysique

body type, ideal physique, physical appearance, physical appearance in a partner, physical appearance preferences, Physical attraction, physical attraction factors, physical attraction in dating, physical attraction in relationships, physical attraction qualities, physical attraction standards, physical attraction traits, physical characteristics, physical chemistry, physical compatibility, physical preferences, physical preferences in a partner, physical traits, physical turn-offs, physical turn-ons, PixelPhysique

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	181
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Magic Items Found:	5778	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39

Are you into blocky, pixelated babes with square heads and pixelated abs? Then boy do we have the server for you! Our Minecraft server is filled with all the hot pixelated characters you could ever dream of. From Steve with his chiseled jawline to Creeper with his explosive personality, there’s someone for everyone on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic pixelated parties you’ve ever seen. We’re talking block parties that make Coachella look like a backyard BBQ. Get ready to dance the night away with Enderman and his sick dance moves, or chill by the pool with Zombie and Skeleton sipping on pixelated cocktails.

And if you’re looking for some drama, look no further. Our server is like a pixelated soap opera, with love triangles between Villager, Witch, and Iron Golem, and epic battles between Wither and Ender Dragon that will leave you on the edge of your block.

So come join our Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride filled with pixelated fun, drama, and romance. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in the world of blocks and pixels?

UkraineDefenseMC Server

aggression, Breach, Conflict, Defense, defense lines, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Military, military strategy, nato, russia, SECURITY, Server, simultaneous attacks, Syrskyi, Ukraine, UkraineDefenseMC, Vladimir Putin, War

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7744
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Enchantments Applied:	193	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Buildings Constructed:	31
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest battles ever! we got russia tryna breach ukraine but they just cant do it cuz our defense lines are too strong! syrskyi is like “nah bro, u aint gettin past us!” join us and be a part of the most intense battles in minecraft history! plus, we got llamas wearing sombreros and chickens riding pigs, it’s a total party up in here! so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and be a part of the madness!

ElonCraft: Neo-Nazi Approved!

APPROVED, Backlash, controversy, criticism, current events, elon musk, Elon Musk controversy, ElonCraft, extremism, far-right party, German, German politics, Hate Speech, neo nazi, neonazi, News, Party, Politics, public figure, racism, social media, Statement

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	378
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11

join our epic minecraft server where elon musk himself applauds the german neo-nazi party! we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cheeseburgers. if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs at creepers. come join the madness and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even elon musk supporting questionable political groups!

Escape Luigi CEO Hideout

Capture, CEO, Conspiracy, Crisis, Disappearance, ELUSIVE, Escape, escape plan, Evasion, fear, fugitive, Health (Industry), Healthcare, HIDEOUT, Hiding, investigation, leadership, Luigi, Panic, Pursuit, runaway

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7132
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

lol imagine luigi on the loose causing chaos in the health industry like what even is happening. but like, if you join this minecraft server, you can help us catch luigi and save the CEOs from hiding in their mansions. plus, we have a secret underground base where we train llamas to do backflips and shoot lasers from their eyes. so like, why wouldn’t you want to join? come on, let’s save the world from luigi’s reign of terror together!

Players:	109/200	Votes:	3798
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Buildings Constructed:	45	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	13