Light SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

PrePub Trimz – No Regrets

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate hitting puberty with a grand haircutting ceremony! Join us and experience the thrill of being inspected by two older players to prove you’re a ‘man’ in the game. But be warned, if you try to hide your puberty status, you might face some embarrassing consequences!

Our server is like a virtual commune, where you can work on farms, homeschool your character, and experience the joy of free childcare while you explore the pixelated world. And don’t worry about cutting your character’s hair, because we fully support the tradition of long locks until puberty hits!

But beware, if you dare to break the family tradition and give your character a haircut, you may face the wrath of the virtual family members who will go absolutely ballistic at your decision. Will you choose to go no-contact with your virtual family, or will you continue to uphold the long hair tradition in the game?

Join us on our server for a wild ride of family drama, tradition-breaking, and pixelated puberty celebrations!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Hypeless in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions).

We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, a giant mushroom kingdom ruled by a talking cow, and even a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy (watch out for the evil gummy bears though).

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, chaos, and maybe a little bit of insanity, join our SMP today! Who needs diamonds when you can have a pet creeper that follows you around and explodes on command?

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

BlockBustersMC

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Are you tired of slowly destroying yourself with mundane activities like drinking water or breathing air? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and start destroying yourself in a much more fun and outrageous way! Our server is filled with crazy challenges and mind-bending puzzles that will have you questioning your sanity in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to turn players into superhumans. So if you want to unlock your hidden potential and maybe gain some superpowers along the way, join our server today! Who needs water and air when you can have adventure and chaos instead?

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Secret Passages Found:	5	Mines Excavated:	2757
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CraftyPutin Minecraft Server

Agreement, Alliance, bilateral relations, cooperation, CraftyPutin, Diplomacy, economic ties, foreign policy, Hassan Rouhani, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Moscow, Politics, putin, regional stability, russia, SECURITY, Server, strategic partnership, Tehran, Vladimir Putin

so like, putin was just chillin one day and he was like, yo iran, let’s be besties and sign this super cool strategic partnership agreement. and iran was like, heck yeah putin, let’s do it! now they’re like bffs and ruling the world together or something.

join our minecraft server and be part of this epic alliance! build your own russian-iranian empire and conquer the virtual world with your new besties. we have crazy events like putin vs. iranian leaders pvp battles and nuclear missile launches.

come join the fun and be part of the most powerful alliance in minecraft history! trust us, you won’t regret it. unless you get blown up by a virtual nuke, but that’s just part of the fun, right?

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CoupCraft: RusArm Edition

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come join our epic minecraft server where russia tried to stage a coup in armenia but failed miserably so now we have a bunch of angry russian players looking for revenge in the virtual world. watch out for flying borscht and vodka potions as you navigate through our insane custom maps and battle against players who may or may not be secret russian agents. join now for a chance to save armenia from the evil clutches of putin and his army of minecraft warriors. it’s a wild ride, but someone’s gotta do it.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Loot ‘n’ Scoot: The Minecraft Server

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join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house made of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and lava slides for you to explore.

if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt.

plus, every time you die, you respawn as a different animal. one time i respawned as a potato and it was hilarious.

so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Caffeine Craze: Java & Chai

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come join our epic minecraft server where the coffee and tea are caffienated to the max!!! u will be so hyped up on caffiene u will be building like a madman!! plus, studies show that caffienated coffee and tea may lower ur risk of diseases, so why not join our server and live forever??? build, mine, and drink ur way to immortality on our caffienated minecraft server!!!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Astral Projections Made:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

The Crazy Minecraft Server

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Are you ready for the most epic, mind-blowing Minecraft server experience of your life? Join us on our server where the sheep speak in ancient tongues, the pigs can breakdance like nobody’s business, and the chickens are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Throat Singers of the Cunt, who will serenade you with their melodic tones as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft warriors!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Minecraft SMP – MS Paint Draw Thread

all skill levels, art, artist resources, Community, creativity, Discord, doodles, download links, draw, drawing, Fun, layer styles, Minecraft, MS Paint Draw Thread, mspdt, paint, Past Threads., pressure-free, Resources, silly, smp, Thread, Tips

Are you tired of sweating over your pixel-perfect builds in Minecraft? Do you just want to chill and draw some silly doodles without any pressure of being good? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Picture this: you log onto the server and instead of mining for diamonds, you’re drawing ridiculous masterpieces with your fellow players. No need to worry about being a Picasso-level artist, all skill levels are welcome here! And the best part? You don’t even have to use MS Paint if you don’t want to. Get creative and have fun in our wacky world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground art gallery hidden within the server, filled with the most bizarre and hilarious drawings you’ve ever seen. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the title of Artistic Champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next Bob Ross of the block!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Potions Brewed:	115
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

ScaredCraft: Dare to Build!

Adventure, Bravery, breaking barriers, BUILD, conquering fears, courage, embracing fear, facing challenges, facing fears, overcoming obstacles, personal growth, pursuing dreams, pushing boundaries, ScaredCraft, Self Discovery, self improvement, stepping into the unknown, stepping out of comfort zone, Taking Risks, trying new things, trying something new

Have you ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting fireworks out of a diamond-encrusted bow? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and questionable decisions. Who needs to be scared when you can have this much fun? So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

RedLineRumble Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, long-range strikes, military conflict, military strategy, Minecraft, nato, Peacekeeping, political tension, putin, Red Lines, RedLineRumble, russia, Secretary General, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine

lol imagine a world where nato secretary general is like nah putin we ain’t scared of your red lines we gonna keep on strikin ukraine like it’s our job. come join our minecraft server where we take on putin and his crazy red lines with our long-range strikes and epic battles. we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret portal to the moon where we battle space aliens. join us and show putin who’s boss in this wacky world of minecraft madness.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

BabyBlockers Minecraft

BabyBlockers, birth rate, career focus, childfree, Chile, cultural norms, Decision making, declining birth rates, demographics, Family Planning, fertility, gender equality, Minecraft, Motherhood, personal choice, population decline, reproductive health, social trends, societal expectations, south america, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

come join our epic minecraft server where the birth rate is so low cuz all the women are too busy playing minecraft! we have magical powers that make you never want to leave the game, like seriously, we had a player who tried to log off and ended up getting sucked into the computer screen, now they live in minecraft land forever! plus, our server is so lit that even the creepers are throwing parties instead of exploding. so come on, join us and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Love Letters Sent:	7
Potions Brewed:	162	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Steam Bucket Prank Shop

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so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playing on this minecraft server, and suddenly you’re transported to a world where auto parts stores sell joke products! like, you ask for a bucket of steam as a joke, but then they actually have it! can you believe it? it’s like a dream come true for all the pranksters out there. join our server for a chance to experience the wackiest and most unpredictable adventures in minecraft. who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wild and hilarious world! come on, what are you waiting for? hop on and let the madness begin!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Animals Bred:	130
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	198
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Plasma Hole Blasters

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OMG GUYS, DIS SERVER BE LIKE A GIANT BLACK HOLE WITH PLASMA JETS SHOOTIN’ OUT EVERYWHERE! IT’S LIT AF, YOU GOTTA JOIN TO EXPERIENCE DA CRAZINESS. IMAGINE BUILDIN’ YOUR HOUSE WHILE DODGIN’ PLASMA JETS, IT’S A REAL ADRENALINE RUSH, YO. PLUS, THE BLACK HOLE BE LIKE A PORTAL TO ANOTHER DIMENSION WHERE PIGS FLY AND CREEPERS WEAR TOP HATS. DON’T MISS OUT, JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET WEIRD TOGETHER!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

No, I really don’t think Minecraft server

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Are you tired of sweating it out in competitive online games? Are you sick of try-hards ruining your gaming experience? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where the only competition is who can build the most ridiculous structures using only pink wool and obsidian!

Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to relax and have a good time without worrying about K/D ratios or toxic players. We have a strict “no try-hard” policy, so you can rest easy knowing that no one will judge you for building a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed a fortune in diamonds by trading with chickens. Rumor has it that if you can find him, he will grant you three wishes (as long as one of those wishes is for more chickens).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the only competition is who can build the most outrageous and hilarious creations!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dimension Hops:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Dimension Hops:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3