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Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 3757 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 |
Love Letters Sent: | 10 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 17 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 307 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Join us and you’ll have the chance to fight off hordes of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot stick! And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts where you can find diamonds the size of your head!
But that’s not all, folks! We have secret portals that lead to alternate dimensions where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch himself, who will grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more diamonds)!
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane adventures in Minecraft history! Don’t miss out, join us now and let the madness begin!