LifeSucksMC Server | New Minecraft Servers

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Are you tired of mining for hours only to be blown up by a creeper? Sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because on our server, life doesn’t just suck – it blows! Literally, we have a custom plugin that blows you away every time you respawn just for the fun of it.

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our weekly “Build Battle” where you have to construct a giant toilet out of diamond blocks? The winner gets a prize of… well, nothing really, but bragging rights are priceless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dance Party Dungeon” where you can boogie down with skeletons and creepers to the latest hits from the Note Block DJ. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco ball room hidden deep within the mines.

So come join us on our server and discover a whole new world of chaos, laughter, and pure Minecraft madness. Who knew that life sucking could be so much fun?

Zoomers Minecraft SMP: will never understand that for one, brief, shining moment…

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Are you tired of zoomers ruining the gaming industry with their microtransactions and gachashit? Do you long for the good old days of pixelated blobs and Lara Croft’s triangle boobs? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where we keep it real with no microtransactions or DLC!

Our server is a throwback to the glory days of gaming, where imagination ran wild and you felt like you were truly part of the world. We’ve banned all zoomers from joining so you can enjoy a pure gaming experience without their nonsense.

Join us and relive the golden age of gaming, where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night and building epic structures. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to gachashit forever!

Blocky Dicks Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a giant porn star’s member? Look no further! Our server is like the big dick of the Minecraft world – always ready to please and never disappoint. Join us for a good time and see why size really does matter in the world of blocky adventures. Who needs realistic proportions when you can have a server that’s larger than life? Come on, you know you want to experience the thrill of playing on the biggest and best server around!

Serious ly Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the mobs have taken over and are now running the show. That’s right, zombies, creepers, and skeletons are the new rulers of the land, and it’s up to you to overthrow them and take back control.

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama paradise. Will you join forces with the llamas or fight against them for dominance? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we’ve also got a group of mischievous villagers who are constantly pulling pranks on unsuspecting players. From replacing all your tools with carrots to filling your house with chickens, you never know what these crazy villagers will do next.

So come join our wacky SMP and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on this server, anything can happen!

Debate Among Men Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and settle debates like this one in our virtual arena! Watch as Frieren and Doomguy (reboot) battle it out in an epic showdown that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who will emerge victorious? Only one way to find out – join our server and witness the chaos unfold! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself will make a special guest appearance, so you won’t want to miss out on all the action. Join now and let the games begin!

FoggyCraft SMP – Fallout General

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride through the wasteland with our F76 Ports Edition! We’ve got resources for Fallout 4, Fallout 76, Fallout 1 and 2, and even Fallout 3 and New Vegas.

But wait, there’s more! We have modding guides that will make your head spin faster than a ghoul on Jet. Our Asset and Mod Repository is chock full of goodies that will have you saying “War never changes, but this server sure does!”

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we’ve got MSPaintAdventures that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about the radroaches trying to eat your face. Plus, our ocdonutsteels are so wacky, you’ll wonder if you’ve been hit with a gamma ray.

So what are you waiting for? Join our F76 Ports Edition Minecraft SMP today and experience a post-apocalyptic adventure like no other. Just remember to decode any protected downloads with base64, or you might end up like a ghoul without a brain!

Karasique – Minecraft game server

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The owner of the “Karasique – Gaming” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Karasique.aternos.me

Heathen Papist Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Varg Vikerness performing live in the Vatican on St. Pachamama’s day! That’s right, you can witness a legendary metal musician rocking out in the holiest of holies. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you see our Heathen-Papist Church fusion building competition. Who knew building a church could be so metal? So come join our server for a wild and wacky time that you won’t find anywhere else!

$50 Onn 1TB external SSD from Walmart Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest server you’ll ever encounter!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely out of cake, or tame a pack of wild llamas to do your bidding. Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access, a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a chicken with a monocle, and a lava parkour course that will test your skills and your sanity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous and outrageous adventures of your life! Just be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the land of madness and mayhem!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as outer space? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few unexpected encounters with aliens (okay, maybe just other players, but who knows what they’re hiding under those pixelated skins?).

With a schedule that’s as unpredictable as a creeper explosion and a Twitter feed that’s more entertaining than watching a pig race, you’ll never be bored on our server. Plus, with exclusive member VODs that are more addictive than mining for diamonds, you’ll never want to leave.

And if you’re missing our server when you’re offline, don’t worry – we’ve got you covered with our stream status website and even an “Ara Ara” button for those moments when you just need a little extra Fauna in your life. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin!

ADHD Minecraft SMP Prodigy

adhd, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Awareness, Challenges, coping mechanisms, Diagnosis, life impact, medication, mental health, Mental health advocacy, Minecraft, missed opportunities, neurodiversity, Prodigy, seeking help, Self Discovery, smp, stigma, Struggles, Support, Therapy, undiagnosed, wasted time

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Yo, have you heard about this wild Minecraft SMP server? It’s like a chaotic ADHD dream come true! We’ve got so much going on, you’ll never get bored!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, when suddenly a herd of wild llamas come charging at you because they heard you have the best loot. Or how about the time we had a giant chicken invasion because someone accidentally fed one too many seeds?

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases, where you can join a faction and plot against your enemies. And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as pandas and had a dance party in the village square.

So come on, join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP server and embrace your inner chaos! Who needs a diagnosis when you have a whole world of madness waiting for you?

Vlad’s Minecraft Server: Pay Up or Else!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Vlad is the ultimate mafia boss and he’s coming after you if you don’t pay up! Join our server to avoid getting on Vlad’s bad side and having to deal with his army of zombie pigmen. But hey, at least they know how to throw a killer party in the Nether! So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with danger, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of treasure if you’re lucky. Just remember, Vlad always gets his moneys…one way or another.

The Garbage Gang Minecraft SMP

4chan, Arguing, attention whores, booru, Bumping, chatroom, coloring, deliveries, dogpile, drawthreads, edits, FAQ, Gang, Garbage, General Drawthread, Harass, Introverts, Minecraft, popularity contest, rules, seconding, shitposters, smp, social blog, Spam, Trash, Trolls

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Welcome to the most chaotic, absurd, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We don’t tolerate any shitposters, attention whores, or “introverts” here – only the craziest of players allowed!

Join us if you’re ready to embark on wild adventures, like building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a volcano, or creating a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world!

But beware, we have a strict rule against dogpiling or harassing other players. Unless, of course, it’s in good fun and everyone’s laughing along. And don’t even think about using this thread as a social blog – take that drama elsewhere!

So come on, join us in this madness and let’s see what kind of outrageous creations we can come up with together. Just remember, no seconding or arguing about the state of the thread – we’re here to have a good time, not start a popularity contest. See you in the booru, where all our crazy creations live on forever!

Pug Mines and Pirate Finds

advanced enchantments, alliances, Auto pick/smelt, Cross-Play, Economy, Enhanced Chests, Fishing, Geyser support, job system, MCMMO, MysticMobs, Pirate Finds, player-driven economy, playermarkets, precious ores, Pug Mines, PvE, Pyro Fishing, Pyro Mining, Quest options, rare Mine treasures, Survival, survival skills, Trade, Treasure, upgradable hoppers, VAULT

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Dive into an adventurous Minecraft world where every treasure is earned, every trade matters, and every discovery counts. Forget pre-built shops—here, it’s all about player-driven economy and your survival skills. Buy, sell, and trade with other players to build your fortune or forge powerful alliances. Choose your path wisely, whether it’s mastering Pyro’ Mining/Fishing, uncovering rare Mine treasures hidden under each stone, or diving deep into the mines to find precious ores. – Enhanced Chests: Legendary 270 slots equivalent to 5 Double Chests, Extreme 2700 slots equivalent to 50 Double Chests. – Upgradable Hoppers available. – Advanced enchantments included. – Auto pick/smelt feature (can be turned off). – Geyser support for Bedrock players with a default port. – McMMO integration. – MysticMobs functionality. – PlayerMarkets for personal shops. – No /shop command available. – Job system implemented. – Quest options available. – Pyro Fishing and Mining activities. – Vault /pv 1+ feature.

play.pugminespiratefinds.com

The Royal Crafter Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no historical intrigue? Well, look no further! Join our server and uncover the ancient secrets of Prince Madoc, the Welsh Prince who apparently made it all the way to the USA in the 12th century. That’s right, forget about building castles and mining for diamonds, on our server you’ll be uncovering fortifications, ancient coins, armor, and who knows what else!

But that’s not all, rumor has it that the Welsh Indians are still roaming the Ohio River Valley, guarding the secrets of Prince Madoc with their lives. Will you be brave enough to face them and claim the treasures for yourself? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Who needs dragons and creepers when you have ancient Welsh warriors to contend with? Don’t miss out on the madness, join today!

Fan Love Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our SMP is the ultimate battleground for wrestling fans! Join us for epic battles and hilarious shenanigans as we build, mine, and wrestle our way to victory.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is guarded by a giant wrestling ring where players settle their differences with epic wrestling matches. Want to claim that prime piece of land? Better be prepared to step into the ring and show off your best moves!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground wrestling league where players compete for rare resources and bragging rights. Think you have what it takes to become the ultimate champion? Only the bravest and most skilled wrestlers will survive the chaos of the underground arena.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where wrestling fans come together to build, brawl, and bond over their love of all things wrestling. Let’s show the world that even in the virtual world, we can be nice to each other – as long as we settle our differences in the wrestling ring!

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	37

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2836	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Ores Mined:	9579	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Void Gems Collected:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Meteorites Collected:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	335	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Void Armor Forged:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Meteorites Collected:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	246	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5003
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Divine Spears Created:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	46	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dimension Hops:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	154
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	676	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24