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The Snooty Minecraft SMP – Rosa’s Monday Madness

madness, Minecraft, MONDAY, Rosas, smp, Snooty

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2652
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Alien Abductions:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Votes:	1751	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this wild adventure filled with gators, boorus, and AI chatbots that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with mods that will make your head spin faster than a blender model. And don’t even get us started on the low poly models – they’re so low poly, they’ll make your brain hurt just looking at them.

Join us for a chance to hug that gator you’ve always wanted to hug, and maybe even listen to some sick OSTs while you’re at it. Our server is so wild, even the thread archives can’t contain the madness.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy world of Snoot Game and I Wani Hug That Gator – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

StepBroCraft

aita, Boundaries, brother, Communication, family, family dynamics, half siblings, hyphenate, Identity, Lastname, Maiden name, Mother, name.., personal choice, relationships, Respect, Siblings, StepBroCraft, stepdad, stepfamily, Stepfather

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6382
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where changing your last name is as easy as changing your skin! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, family rifts, and hyphenated last names galore.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly your in-game family is trying to force you to change your last name to match your stepdad’s. But fear not, because on our server, you can stand your ground and keep your original last name without causing a rift in the family (at least in the virtual world).

Join us for a unique experience where you can navigate family dynamics, assert your identity, and maybe even convince your little brother to stop calling you by your stepdad’s last name. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and family feuds?

So come on in and join the fun – just make sure to keep your in-game last name drama-free!

RatHeadMuncher Minecraft SMP

animal anatomy, Animal Behavior, carnivore, decomposition, food chain, forensic investigation, forensic science, head, Minecraft, Mystery, Nature, omnivore, predator, predator-prey relationship, rat, RatHeadMuncher, rodent, Scavenger, scavenger behavior, scavenging behavior, smp, wildlife, wildlife behavior

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7551
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time I saw a creeper riding a chicken while wearing a top hat, it was wild! And the best part is, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be looted.

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet zombie named Larry who loves to dance to disco music and a giant rainbow sheep that farts out glitter. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles we have in the Nether, it’s like a war zone out there!

Plus, we have the most insane pranks that happen all the time, like one time someone replaced all the sheep with llamas wearing sunglasses. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with rare loot and cursed potatoes.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyWordAbuse

abused word, buzzword, Cliche, colloquialism, common phrase, Communication, CraftyWordAbuse, jargon, Language, linguistics, Meaning, Misuse, overused, Popular, Repetition, rhetoric, semantics, Slang, trendy, vernacular, vocabulary

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7890
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Enchantments Applied:	150
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7531
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

“Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic adventures that will make you say ‘OMG’ more times than you can count! This server is so lit, it’s like the word ‘lit’ was created just for us. We’ve got so many crazy events and challenges that will have you screaming ‘YEET’ at the top of your lungs. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like the word ‘leave’ doesn’t even exist in our dictionary. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!”

SparCraft Minecraft Server

ACCUSED, allegations, business ethics, chain, controversy, Dutch, european union, evade, Helping, international relations, investigation, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, sanctions, sanctions evasion, scandal, Server, spar, SparCraft, supermarket, Trade

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9780
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Potions Brewed:	124	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Towns Built:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can trade with a dutch supermarket chain to evade sanctions like wut even is that 😂 join our server for the most insane and shady deals u can make with spar like who knew they were into that kind of stuff lmao. build ur own black market empire and become the ultimate sanctions evader in the minecraft world. trust me, u won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else, so join now before spar gets shut down for real 😜 #minecraftmadness #sanctionsevasionfun

NukeCraft: Ukrainian Edition

arms control, Conflict Resolution, Defense, disarmament, eastern europe, Edition, Geopolitics, international relations, Kyiv International Institute of Sociology, Military, national security, nuclear arsenal, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Peacekeeping, Politics, public opinion, SECURITY, strategic deterrence, Support, survey, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5156
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	854	Towns Built:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Zombie Dances:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

lolz join our epic minecraft server where we have nuclear weapons for everyone to play with! unleash chaos and destruction on your enemies as you blow up their bases with nukes!

why settle for boring old swords and bows when you can have the power of a nuclear bomb at your fingertips? join now and be part of the madness as we create a post-apocalyptic world where anything goes!

plus, our community is full of ukrainians who are all about that nuclear life. come join us and be part of the two-thirds who support bringing back the nukes!

what are you waiting for? join now and let the nuclear fun begin!

TumorCraft: Shape Shifter’s Aggression

advanced diagnostics, aggression, biomedical engineering, cancer aggressiveness, cancer research, cell behavior, cellular analysis, diagnostic tool, Disease Progression, forecasting, healthcare innovation, lab-on-a-chip, medical technology, Microfluidic device, oncology, personalized treatment, Precision medicine, prognostic factors, Shape, shifters, tumor biology, Tumor Microenvironment, tumor shapes, TumorCraft

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2432
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Falling into the Void:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft fanatics! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a microfluidic device unveiling the secrets of tumor shapes, except instead of cancer, it’s all about Minecraft!

Join this server and you’ll uncover the mysteries of how different block shapes can affect your gameplay. Want to know why that square-shaped house keeps getting blown up by creepers? This server will reveal all!

Not only that, but this server will forecast your Minecraft aggressiveness. Are you a peaceful builder or a ruthless griefer? Find out on this server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant block-shaped monsters. Defeat them and claim rare loot that will make all your friends jealous!

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

What is the IP for Seanie Dew Minecraft Server?

Dew, Minecraft, Seanie, Server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5497
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	8681	Runes Activated:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	347	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Astral Projections Made:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Seanie Dew is a talented musician and songwriter known for her soulful vocals and emotive storytelling. With a unique sound that blends elements of folk, pop, and indie music, Seanie has captured the hearts of audiences around the world. Her honest lyrics and captivating melodies have earned her a loyal fan base and critical acclaim in the music industry. With a passion for connecting with her listeners through her music, Seanie Dew continues to inspire and evoke emotion in all who hear her songs.

MachoCraft_VM

Claim, Darkness, Epic, Friends, Gear, gt, Hardcore, HORIZON, Journey, MachoCraft_VM, Minecraft, mod, Modded, Modification, Modpack, Mods, Pollution, Server, Thaumcraft, Vein Miner, Witchery

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3935
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

GT New Horizon Minecraft Server

We have recently launched a GT New Horizon server! This is probably one of the hardest modpacks ever made and has many cool mods such as Thaumcraft and Witchery.

IP	95.217.104.88:25566
Version	Latest
Modpack download	https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/gt-new-horizons
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/gGuvPnPedy
Website	https://machocraft.com

To make it more enjoyable, a few modifications were made:

25 homes
Enabled /spawn, /rtp, /home and /back
/spawn, /home and /back have no cooldown
1000 claim chunks, 9 force loaded
Disabled pollution
You can optionally disable hardcore darkness
You can optionally add vein miner

Bring your friends, gather your gear, and prepare to embark on an epic journey in GT New Horizon!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by entering the IP address: 95.217.104.88:25566 in your Minecraft client.
Is the server modded?	Yes, the server runs the GT New Horizon modpack with various mods.
Are there any special rules on the server?	We promote a friendly and respectful community. Please refer to the server’s Discord or website for specific rules.
Can I bring my friends to play on the server?	Absolutely! The more, the merrier. Just make sure they follow the server rules.

Banish the Intruders 1.20

anger, banish, border control, brutality, citizenship, crime, deportation, illegal immigrant, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, inhumane, Intruders, Justice, law enforcement, national security, Outrage, political controversy, Safety, Social Issues, Tragedy, Victim, violence

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4653
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	26	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, the players on this server are so lit, they make setting a woman on fire look like child’s play. And get this, the person who did it was an illegal immigrant! Like, what even is reality anymore? So come join us and let’s show those noobs what real chaos looks like in the virtual world. Let’s get crazy and build some insane structures that will make people question their existence. Let’s do this, bro!

Blocky McPickle Minecraft SMP

astroturfed, astroturfs, blocky, Extreme Measures, FAGGOT, gay retard angle, handed to him, Japan, Joe Gacy, kwabbed, McPickle, Minecraft, rapper, Rich, shaven bald, shitcanned, smp, spoiled, Wyatt tribute show

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4691
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Animals Bred:	35	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the owner is literally the definition of an astroturfed, rich and spoiled player who got everything handed to him at the start! He looks like a total faggot, got kwabbed visually and entirely by being put in a gay retard angle with Joe Gacy (who is now a nobody in Wyatt tribute show), and even got shaven bald and turned into a gay faggot retard before getting shitcanned. But wait, there’s more – he even had to go to Japan to escape the drama!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane shenanigans. Plus, every rapper astroturfs him, so you know it’s gonna be a crazy time. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

MorningMinecraftServer

31st floor, annoyance, annoying girlfriend, Boundaries, Communication, condo unit, Conflict Resolution, consideration, Honesty, humor, Laughter, morning habits, morning routine, MorningMinecraftServer, mornings, personal space, relationship, self-care, social media, tiktok, Videos

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4753
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the annoying laughter of your girlfriend in the mornings! Join us and build your own virtual condo on the 31st floor where you can peacefully contemplate life without any interruptions.

But beware, there may be unexpected bursts of laughter from other players as they scroll through TIKTOK videos in the virtual world. Will you be able to resist the temptation to join in on the fun, or will you embrace the chaos and become the life of the party?

Join now and experience the ultimate challenge of maintaining your sanity in a world filled with laughter and madness. Who knows, you might even discover hidden treasures and secret dungeons while trying to avoid annoying distractions!

SisSnatchersCraft

AITAH, custody, custody agreement, custody battle, family conflict, family drama, irresponsible behavior, new boyfriend, not giving, parenting, partying, Pregnant, RELATIVES, Responsible, Shy.., SisSnatchersCraft, sisters kids back, stolen kids, teenage years, wild child, younger sister

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4216
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	85	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your sister Katie’s partying days? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make Katie’s teenage years look like a walk in the park.

Join us for insane adventures, epic battles, and non-stop fun. Just like Katie always had a new boyfriend every other week, you’ll have a new quest to conquer every other day.

And just like Katie’s kids practically live at your house, our server will become your second home. But don’t worry, you won’t have to deal with any custody battles here – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness.

So come join us and leave all the drama behind. Who needs family feuds when you can have blocky adventures instead? See you on the server!

CraftyShyChallenges

Challenges, communication skills, coping mechanisms, CraftyShyChallenges, facing fears, introversion, mental health, Mental Wellness, overcoming fear, personal growth, seeking support, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self-confidence, shyness, social anxiety, social interactions, social phobia, social situations, stepping out of comfort zone

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4098
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Potions Brewed:	35	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world, constantly hiding from other players and avoiding social interaction like it’s a creeper about to explode? Well, fear not, because our server is the perfect place for all you shy folks out there!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about awkward small talk or making eye contact with strangers again. Our community is so welcoming and friendly that you’ll feel like you’re surrounded by a bunch of virtual therapy llamas who just want to listen to your problems and offer moral support.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground club where all the introverts hang out, complete with cozy caves for solo gaming sessions and a virtual library filled with e-books on how to overcome social anxiety in the Minecraft world.

So come on down to our server and let your inner hermit shine! Who needs real-life friends when you can have a whole virtual world of supportive players who understand the struggle of being a shy Minecraftian?

SlovakCraft: Energy Wars

accusations, accuses, Aiding, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, ENERGY, energy deals, european union, foreign policy, gas pipelines, government corruption, international relations, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Slovak PM, SlovakCraft, Ukraine, Wars, zelenskyy

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1613
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Dimension Hops:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? well, come join our server where the prime minister of slovakia is accused of helping russia through energy deals! we have crazy drama, intense politics, and explosions galore! join now to be part of the chaos and mayhem. who knows, you might even become a key player in the next international conflict! come join us for a wild ride unlike any other server out there. trust us, you won’t be bored here!

Players:	110/900	Votes:	9182
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4