| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 3244 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 7 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 13 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 21 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
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| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 7705 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Emeralds Found: | 6430 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 6181 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 100 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 26 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
On our server, you can build your own virtual world and never have to worry about your spouse dancing with random strangers. Our community is full of friendly players who will always have your back, even if you’re feeling a little insecure about virtual dancing partners.
So come join us and leave all your real-life worries behind. Who needs a tipsy spouse when you can have a creeper blowing up your house instead? Let’s make some memories that don’t involve questionable dance moves and missing wedding rings. See you in the game!
| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 4952 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Votes: | 275 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 336 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 8201 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 6 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Farms Harvested: | 808 |
| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 8907 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 42 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 394 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Animals Bred: | 96 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
| Overview |
|---|
| Welcome to United Lands, a unique Towny-based Earth SMP server where immersive gameplay meets geopolitical intrigue. Our 1:500 scale Earth map allows nations to claim vast lands with minimal upkeep, offering complete freedom to shape your empire’s borders. Discounts are available for large groups, so gather your allies and carve out your place on the map. |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I join with my friends and create a nation? | Yes, you can gather your allies and create a nation to claim lands together on the server. |
| Are there different roles or jobs to choose from? | Yes, there are 7 unique jobs with skill trees to enhance your abilities and progress in the game. |
| Is the economy player-driven? | Yes, the economy is entirely player-driven with a marketplace for buying, selling, and trading items. |
| Are there any pay-to-win elements in the server? | No, United Lands prides itself on fairness and ensures all store items are purely cosmetic with no in-game advantages. |
| How can I join the server? | You can join United Lands by using the server IP: play.unitedlands.org |
| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 6780 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 1191 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 648546 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 61 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 6634 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Votes: | 9655 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
On our server, you can create your own virtual family without worrying about deadbeat dads or cheating partners. Build a cozy home for you and your virtual baby girl, and never have to deal with unreliable exes again.
Join us and take control of your virtual destiny by seeking full custody of your Minecraft baby and blocking any deadbeat dads from entering your pixelated paradise. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun and excitement in the world of Minecraft?
So come on over and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Our server is the perfect place to escape, have fun, and maybe even find a new virtual family that will always have your back. Join now and start building your drama-free Minecraft life today!
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 8670 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 8 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any real-world tariffs that may come your way. Just tell Trudeau and Trump that you’re busy mining diamonds and they’ll never find you!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and escape the madness of real-world politics with some good old-fashioned block building fun!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 6917 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 65 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 41 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 11 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 2539 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 6 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 34 |
| Crops Grown: | 5076 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Votes: | 4690 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 15 |
also, did u know dat different peeps have biases in different directions for perception? like, some peeps see zombies as cuddly teddy bears, while others see ’em as brain-eating monsters. it’s wild, man.
so come join dis server and see how ur perception skills stack up. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players. ain’t dat a deal u can’t pass up? come on, what u waiting for? let’s get crazy in dis minecraft world!
| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 7329 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 1272 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Server Name | Everdusk |
|---|---|
| Event | Valentine’s Void Vault |
| Features | |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/uXys7V749z |
| Server IP | Play.Everdusk.Co |
A: You can participate in the event by logging into the Everdusk server during the Valentine’s season and unlocking the exclusive rewards in the Vault.
A: Yes! You can earn “Evercoins” through gameplay without having to pay, allowing you to access premium features such as Ranks and Crate Keys.
A: Players can compete to become the richest or build a trading empire by buying and selling items within the game.
A: Custom enhancements can help level up your adventure by providing powerful tools, armor, and utilities to aid you in your journey.
A: By inviting friends to join the Everdusk server, you can receive free Crate Keys as a reward for bringing new players to the community.
| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 8426 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 10 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 9565 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 | Magic Crystals Found: | 22 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 71 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 326 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
Just like in this wild story, you’ll have the opportunity to fight over who gets to keep the loot, whether it’s diamonds, gold, or enchanted gear. But remember, it’s all in good fun – just like this sisterly squabble turned online battle royale.
So come join us for a server experience that’s more intense than a closet clean-out with your sibling. Who knows, you might even come out on top and claim your virtual riches!
| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 3949 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic treasure hunts you’ve ever seen! Search for hidden chests filled with rare items and resources, all while navigating through challenging obstacles and puzzles. Rumor has it that there’s a secret painting hidden somewhere in the world, waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers.
And if you’re in need of some stress relief, our server offers the perfect outlet for your frustrations. Build a virtual replica of that painting your boyfriend ruined, only to destroy it in a satisfying explosion of pixels. Let go of your anger and unleash your creativity in a way that won’t leave you feeling regretful afterwards.
Join us on our Minecraft server today, where every block you place is a step towards a brighter, more colorful world. And remember – no paintings will be harmed in the making of this server!
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 3330 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Emeralds Found: | 948 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 19 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Join us for non-stop shenanigans and wacky adventures that will leave you questioning your sanity. We’ve got flying pigs, dancing chickens, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly creepers.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Potato King, who grants wishes in exchange for… well, potatoes.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!
