Lifesteal SMP STARTING FRIDAY Anarchy SMP

Active, Anarchy, Community, COMMUNITY SERVER, Discord, Fabric, FRIDAY, Fun, Gaming, invite, Join, LifeSteal, members, multiplayer, New server, Play, Plugins, Server, smp, Starting, Survival, voice mod, worldborder

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4082
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Divine Spears Created:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Overview
SMP Start Time	Friday, 3pm EST
Number of Members	Currently 28
Plugins	LifeSteal, Voice mod (using fabric)
Worldborder	5k by 5k
Community	Fun and active
Discord	https://discord.gg/ZZ5DdF46

FAQ

Q: When does the SMP start?

A: The SMP starts on Friday at 3pm EST.

Q: How many members are currently in the SMP?

A: There are currently 28 members in the SMP, and more are needed.

Q: What plugins are used in the SMP?

A: The SMP uses LifeSteal and Voice mod plugins, both implemented using Fabric.

Q: What is the size of the worldborder?

A: The worldborder is set at 5k by 5k.

Q: How would you describe the community in the SMP?

A: The community is described as fun and active, welcoming new members to join.

Q: Is there a Discord server for the SMP?

A: Yes, the Discord server can be joined through this link: https://discord.gg/ZZ5DdF46

Sky and Serene Isles 1.20.3

1.20.3, Isles, Serene, SKY

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2930
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Himmel and Heiter are like the ultimate duo of chaos and destruction? Like, they did nothing wrong, but everything right in the world of blocky adventures! Join this server if you wanna experience the wildest ride of your life, where the only rule is to have no rules at all! Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this madness of epic proportions! Let’s gooooo!

PainfulPunchline – Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, Cruel, Cutting, Devastating, emotional, Harsh, HEARTBREAK, Heartbreaking, hurtful, insensitive, Minecraft, PAINFUL, painful conversations, painful experiences, painful memories, painful past, painful quotes, painful relationships, painful truths, painful words, PainfulPunchline, smp, Words

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4725
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Mines Excavated:	1863	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	16

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SMP FOR THE MOST EPIC AND INSANE FUN EVER! We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers out of their butts, and unicorns that poop out diamonds! Our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who will make sure you have the time of your life. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items that only the bravest players can find. So come join us and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

CraftMastersGuild

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1341
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	17
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Runes Activated:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Are you tired of mining for hours on end in Minecraft just to find a measly amount of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have diamond-filled caves that literally rain diamonds on you as soon as you step foot inside!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a team of trained pigs that will do all the mining for you while you sit back and relax in your virtual mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So come join us on our server and live the life of luxury in Minecraft like never before! Who needs to mine when you can have everything handed to you on a silver platter (or in this case, a diamond platter)?

Sunblock City

10. skin health, 11. sun care products, 12. sun damage, 13. sun exposure, 14. broad spectrum, 15. sunblock lotion, 16. sun protection cream, 17. sun protection factor, 18. sun protection spray, 19. sun protection for sensitive skin, 2. sunscreen, 20. sun protection for children., 3. sun protection, 4. skincare, 5. UV protection, 6. sun safety, 7. sunblock, 8. SPF, 9. sunburn prevention, city, Coppertone, Sunblock

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6086
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	480
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Votes:	3063	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7380
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

lol come join our minecraft server, where we make sunscreen that makes the sun go away! yep, you heard right, no more sunburns or tans, just pure darkness all day long.

we started off making sunscreen to make you look like a lobster, but then we thought, why not make it so the sun doesn’t even touch you at all? genius, right?

so if you want to play minecraft in eternal darkness and never worry about the sun again, join us on our server. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

Bat Migration Turbine Trouble

Bat, bat deaths, Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, curtailment, environmental conservation, environmental impact, Females, France, long-distance migrants, Migration, migration patterns, mortality, NE Europe, noctule bats, renewable energy, study, Trouble, Turbine, Urgent, wildlife, wildlife protection, wind turbines

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1129
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1914	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Star Shards Collected:	207	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

join our epic minecraft server and save the bats from wind turbines! we have a special quest where you have to build giant fans to blow the bats away from danger. but be careful, some bats are actually secret agents trying to take over the world! defeat them and save the day, all while building the coolest base in the land. come join us and be a bat-saving hero! 🦇💨🦸‍♂️ #SaveTheBats #MinecraftMadness

Edible Vomit 30mins 1.20.1

1.20.1, 30mins, Cannabis, cannabis edibles, Consumption, Edible, Edibles, edibles vs smoking, effects, Experience, HIGH, ingestion, Marijuana, marijuana edibles, Nausea, Potency, potency levels, reaction, side effects, Thc, tolerance, tolerance levels, vomit, vomiting

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2467
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Crops Grown:	4200
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Yo, bro, forget about edibles making you puke, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be vomiting is rainbows and unicorns!

We got so much epicness going on, you’ll be tripping balls in a good way, not from some nasty edible.

Build your own crazy creations, battle mobs like a boss, and make friends who are way cooler than those stoners who can’t handle their weed.

Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the puking. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoMoreFootyWifey

anger, college football, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional reactions, football, game day, husband, Marriage dynamics, Negativity, NFL, NoMoreFootyWifey, outbursts, personal boundaries, quality time, relationships, self-care, sports, team loyalty

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7914
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Meteorites Collected:	2

Are you tired of watching football games with your husband who turns into a raging, chair-hitting, wall-punching maniac whenever his team is playing? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of football fandom!

On our server, you can build your own virtual football stadium and watch games without the fear of flying chairs or insults hurled at the TV. Our community is filled with kind, thoughtful players who will cheer on every touchdown and laugh at every ridiculous mistake without turning into angry beasts.

So say goodbye to the negativity and pessimism of football games with your husband and say hello to a world of fun and laughter in Minecraft. Join now and let the games begin!

Opinion2Diamonds – Minecraft SMP

altered mindset, altered opinions, changing attitudes, changing beliefs, changing outlook, childhood beliefs, developing mindset, evolving beliefs, evolving ideas, evolving perspectives, growing up, matured perspectives, maturing thoughts, Minecraft, Opinion2Diamonds, Opinions, personal growth, shifting opinions, shifting paradigms, shifting viewpoints, smp, transformed beliefs, transformed mindset

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2683
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Love Letters Sent:	6
Potions Brewed:	151	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was building a house and a creeper came and blew it up but then a unicorn appeared out of nowhere and gave me a diamond sword to defeat it, it was wild! And the best part is, if you join this server, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs, it’s lit fam. Plus, there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and if you find it, you become the king of the server and everyone has to bow down to you, it’s so epic. So come join us and let’s have some crazy adventures together, trust me, you won’t regret it!

ScandalCraft: NeverForget!

#neverforget, controversial scandals, forgotten controversies, forgotten scandals, historical scandals, infamous scandals, media scandals, memorable scandals, overlooked scandals, political scandals, public scandals, scandal cover-ups, ScandalCraft, scandalous behavior, scandalous events, scandalous history, scandalous incidents, scandalous news, scandalous revelations, scandals, unethical scandals

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5008
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Votes:	5406
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Remember that time when Herobrine tried to take over the server but got distracted by a group of dancing chickens? Or when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant pink unicorn? And let’s not forget the Great Diamond Heist of ’69 where players dressed up as creepers to steal all the precious gems! Join our server and create your own unforgettable moments that will go down in Minecraft history!

NordicCraft: Umerov’s Aid Fund

2025, aid, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense budget, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, european security, foreign policy, fund, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, humanitarian assistance, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military intervention, military support, NordicCraft, norway, peacekeeping efforts, Ukraine, Umerov, Umerovs

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8098
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Zombie Dances:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have NORWAY giving out $2 billion in military aid for UKRAINE in 2025! like, what even is that?!?! you can build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the virtual world! who needs real life when you can have this kind of craziness in Minecraft, amirite?!?! Join now and be a part of the most insane virtual war ever seen in the gaming world! Let’s gooooooo!

Bubble Wrap Fat Cells – Cartilage Cushion

adipose cells, anatomy, biology, Body, Bubble, bubble wrap, cartilage, cells, CUSHION, cushioning, fat, Fat cells, fatty cells, Function, health, Medical, research, Revealed, Science, Support, tissue, undescribed, wrap

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4795
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Alien Abductions:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
New Chunks Explored:	542188	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Divine Spears Created:	18
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

OMG u guys, dis server is like the bubble wrap of Minecraft! we got fatty cells dat look like fat cells but dey actually protect and support ur builds like no other! u can build da craziest structures and dey will be safe and sound thanks to our magical bubble wrap cells! join now and experience da ultimate protection for ur creations, it’s like havin a personal bodyguard for ur blocks! come see for urself and be amazed by da wonders of da bubble wrap server!

Ethereal Quests 1.21

attraction, DATING, double standards, equality, Ethereal, Expectations, feminism, gender dynamics, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Men, modern society, Quests, relationships, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, traditional values, Women

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4240
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the cruel reality where pic rel will never get any pussy! We offer a world where even the most awkward players can become Minecraft studs and get all the virtual pussy they desire! Don’t be like pic rel, join us and unleash your inner Minecraft Chad!

CryCraft: Not Very Often

coping mechanisms, CryCraft, crying, emotional expression, emotional health, emotional honesty, emotional processing, emotional release, emotional well being, emotions, Honesty, mental health, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-care, Tears, Vulnerability

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7777
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Do you cry more than you mine in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having! Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t help but shed a tear at its awesomeness. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and maybe even a few tears of laughter. So come on, grab your pickaxe and tissues, and join us on the most emotional Minecraft server out there!

CarbonCraft2025

#sustainability, carbon accounting, carbon allocation, carbon allowance, carbon budget, carbon consumption, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon management, carbon neutrality, carbon offsetting, carbon reduction, CarbonCraft2025, climate change, climate crisis, environmental impact, environmental responsibility, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, wealthy individuals, World’s richest

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	885
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Votes:	4150	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	473	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

come join our minecraft server where we have the world’s richest players who have used up their carbon budget in just 10 days! watch as they build giant mansions made entirely of diamonds and gold blocks, emitting greenhouse gases like there’s no tomorrow. but don’t worry, our server is eco-friendly because we have virtual trees that absorb all the excess carbon dioxide. join us for a wild ride of luxury and environmental destruction, it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

Côte d’Ivoire Crafty Parasites

Albendazole, Combination Treatment, cote, Cote d’Ivoire, Crafty, d’ivoire, Human Patients, Ivermectin, Low Sensitivity, Novel Species, PARASITES, trichuriasis, Trichuris incognita

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	804
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Crops Grown:	8128	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Votes:	3324
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

hEy yOu! yEs, yOu! dO yOu wAnna jOin a MiNeCraft sErver thAt’s mOre fUn thAn a pArty fUll Of cReepers? wEll, lEt mE tEll yOu aBout thIs cRaZy sErver thAt’s gOt mOre aCtion thAn a hOard Of zOmbies aT sUnset!

oN thIs sErver, yOu cAn fInd tHe mOst ePic bUilds aNd tHe cOolest pLayErs arOund. wE’vE gOt mOre dIamonds thAn yOu cAn cOunt aNd mOre eNchantments thAn yOu cAn sHake a sTick aT!

bUt wHat rEally sEts uS aPart iS oUr cRaZy cOmmunity. wE’vE gOt pLayErs frOm aRound tHe wOrld, iNcluding sOme fRom côte d’ivoire! yOu nEver kNow wHat kInd Of aDventures yOu’ll hAve oN oUr sErver.

sO cOme jOin uS aNd eXperience tHe mOst oUtRageous, oUtlandish, aNd oUt Of tHis wOrld MiNeCraft sErver yOu’ll eVer sEe. yOu wOnt rEgret iT, pRomise!