LifeHardenedMinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6868
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dimension Hops:	12
Villages Defended:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	352	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where we have players so hardened by life, they mine diamonds with their bare hands and fight off creepers with nothing but a carrot!

If you want to join a server where the players have seen some stuff, like surviving a zombie apocalypse or battling a dragon in real life, then this is the place for you. Our players have been through it all and they’re not afraid to show it. Just look out for the guy with the diamond armor made entirely out of emeralds – he’s seen things, man.

So come on down to our insane Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the players are as tough as nails and the mobs are as scary as your ex-girlfriend. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun, right? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Realm of the Unknown 1.20.5

1.20.5, action, Adventure, badass gameplay, Borderlands 4, co-op, Excited, First Person Shooter, Gaming, gearbox software, Hawk Tuah gun, hype, looter shooter, Looting, multiplayer, New Release, PANDORA, Realm, RPG, Shooter, unknown, vault hunters, video game

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5489
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Crops Grown:	7667
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Dragon Eggs Found:	2069
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like playing with a Hawk Tuah gun but in blocky pixel form!

You can build your own crazy world and shoot creepers with style!

Forget boring old guns, we got pixelated awesomeness waiting for you!

Join now and unleash your inner blocky warrior!

Birmingham Blockbuster Minecraft SMP

Alabama, BIRMINGHAM, blockbuster, Cinema, city life, Community, crime, culture, Diversity, Drama, Entertainment, film, local ], Minecraft, movies, Mystery, no sports, non-sports, Recommendations, smp, Southern, Thriller, Urban

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1677
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Looking to join a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, in the land of blocks and mobs, there was a legendary player who built a house so epic, even the Ender Dragon was jealous. And on our server, you too can build your own epic creations and show off your building skills to the whole world!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob of them all – the Disco Sheep. Legend has it that if you can find and tame the Disco Sheep, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start your quest for the Disco Sheep today!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, every block you mine has a chance of dropping a diamond. That’s right, diamonds for days! So come join us and start your journey to becoming the richest player in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

GiftGateCraft

ACCUSATION, Argument, awkward, Boyfriend, Childhood, christmas, Communication, disagreement, friendship, gift, GiftGateCraft, Girlfriend, inappropriate, inseparable, makeup, Memento, PLATONIC, relationship, response, shopping, woodworking

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2364
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Crops Grown:	9376

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested over wooden bowls! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and earring storage solutions.

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated argument over a small wooden bowl. Will you stand your ground like our brave player, or will you cave under the pressure of your friend’s demanding girlfriend?

But that’s not all – our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this story. Who knows what kind of crazy situations you’ll find yourself in next? Maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground earring storage facility, or uncover the truth behind the mysterious origins of the wooden bowl.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested, drama is served hot, and the only thing more valuable than diamonds is a handmade gift from your childhood. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join now and see what kind of outrageous stories you’ll be a part of next!

Pre911Craft

historical events, life before 9/11, pre-9/11, pre-9/11 atmosphere, pre-9/11 changes, pre-9/11 comparisons, pre-9/11 culture, pre-9/11 experiences, pre-9/11 impact, pre-9/11 innocence, pre-9/11 lifestyle, pre-9/11 memories, pre-9/11 mindset, pre-9/11 nostalgia, pre-9/11 perspective, pre-9/11 reflections, pre-9/11 security., pre-9/11 society, pre-9/11 transformation, pre-9/11 world, Pre911Craft

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7330
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
New Chunks Explored:	401695	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Remember the good ol’ days before 9/11 when the world was a simpler place? Well, our Minecraft server is like a time machine back to those carefree times! Join us for a blast from the past and experience a world where creepers were just misunderstood cuddly creatures and diamond armor was the height of fashion.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. Rumor has it that if you find him in-game, he’ll grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for unlimited diamonds, he’s a bit touchy about that).

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a pumpkin on your head for protection? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but hey, that just adds to the excitement). Join us now and let the ridiculousness begin!

FluCraft Minecraft Server

animal to human transmission, avian influenza, bird flu, epidemiology, FluCraft, global health, health crisis, human receptors, Infectious Disease, infectious outbreak, Minecraft, mutation, mutation risk, outbreak, pandemic, public health, respiratory illness, Server, viral infection, virology, virus mutation, warning signs, zoonotic disease

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7184
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a party in a creeper’s pants? Well, look no further, cuz our server is the bomb diggity! We got pigs that can fly, cows that do the cha-cha, and zombies that breakdance like there’s no tomorrow.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, it’s like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether. We’ve got secret treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to the End, where you can battle the Ender Dragon and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

But beware, my friend, for danger lurks around every corner. You never know when a sneaky skeleton might shoot you in the back, or a devious witch might cast a spell on you. And don’t even get me started on those pesky creepers who love nothing more than blowing up your hard-earned creations.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to watch out for that bird flu…wait, what? Oh nevermind, just come join the fun!

EagleS Tanker Trouble – Estlink 2 Mischief

Baltic Sea, criminal activity, Damage, Eagle S tanker, Eagles, electricity transmission, energy supply, environmental impact, Estlink, Estlink 2 power cable, finland, Finnish Police, infrastructure damage, investigation, law enforcement, legal proceedings, maritime incident, maritime security, Mischief, sabotage, SUSPECT, Tanker, Trouble, underwater cables, vessel inspection

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8805
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	238	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly, BAM! You get a message from the Finnish Police saying there’s, like, this crazy Eagle S tanker causing chaos and messing up power cables! And guess what? It’s all goin’ down on our server!

Join us for the most epic adventure of your life, where you’ll be dodging tankers and fixing power cables while trying to survive in the wild world of Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the madness! Who knows, you might even become a hero and save the day from the evil tanker! See you there, adventurer!

Domain.

anti-creeper., Armour stands+, Chunks, Community, data packs, Discord, Domain, Dynmap, Enderman, Game experience, ghast griefing, Long Term Projects, minecraft server, mini blocks, Mob Heads, player heads, Plugins, Regenerate, Seed, Semi Vanilla, Server Information, Spawn

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1188
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Domain Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla
World Generation	1.20 (updated to 1.21.4)
Features	– Anti-creeper, enderman, ghast griefing – Armour stands – Mini-blocks, mob heads, and player heads – Dynmap

Join Us On Discord

Server information can be found on our Discord server.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

What is the server type?

Domain Minecraft Server is a semi-vanilla server.

When was the world generated?

The world was originally generated in 1.20 and has been updated to 1.21.4.

Does the server have any special features?

Yes, the server uses plugins and data packs that include anti-griefing measures, armour stands, mini-blocks, mob heads, player heads, and Dynmap.

Where can I find more information about the server?

You can find more information and join the server on our Discord server at: https://discord.gg/cw9gJH498T.

Mystic Crafted Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, Alt-Right, antisemitism, conspiracy theories, covid vaccines, crafted, current events, extremism, far right, internet culture, kikeslide, micro chips, Misinformation, mystic, online communities, online forums, online harassment, POL, polandanon, Political discussion, Realms, slide thread, trolling, webm

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4539
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4054
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
New Chunks Explored:	952789	Crops Grown:	3916
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dimension Hops:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion!

Experience the thrill of dodging slide threads and kikeslide infestations in a virtual world like no other!

Unleash your inner polandanon and uncover the truth behind the micro chips in the covid vaccines in our wacky server events!

Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and embrace the insanity!

Spy x Family Minecraft SMP

Blackbells, christmas dinner, comedic, Competition, Disappointment, Espionage, fake daughter, FAKE WIFE, family, family dynamics, Festive, holiday meal, holiday season, humor, largest turkey, Minecraft, perfect dinner, secret agent, Settling, smp, Spy, spy mission, spy x family, undercover

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7620
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Ores Mined:	7403
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	8931
Gods Slained:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0

🎄🍗 Need a break from the drama of your fake family? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only turkey you’ll be fighting over is the one you’re trying to cook for yourself! No more Blackbells stealing your dinner plans, just pure unadulterated fun and chaos. Who needs a fake wife and daughter when you can have a fake diamond sword and pet creeper instead? Join now and leave the holiday stress behind! 🎮💥 #TurkeyWars #MinecraftMadness

CraftyHacksMC

clever strategies, CraftyHacksMC, creative thinking, daily routines, efficiency, habits, innovative ideas, life hacks, organization, personal development, problem solving, productivity, self improvement, shortcuts, smart hacks, success mindset, time-saving, Tips, Tricks, unconventional methods, unique solutions

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7395
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	6088
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually mine for resources like a peasant? Well, on our server, we have a secret hack where all you have to do is say “abracadabra” and diamonds will rain from the sky! It’s like having your own personal diamond dispenser, but way more magical.

But wait, there’s more! Have you ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our pigs have wings and our chickens have a taste for brains, so get ready for the most epic showdown of your Minecraft life.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a hidden portal that leads straight to a land made entirely of candy. That’s right, you can build your dream house out of gingerbread and lollipops, and never have to worry about running out of sweets again.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventures of your life!

BelarusBlock Minecraft Server

Belarus, BelarusBlock, Citizens, Consular Assistance, crisis management., diplomatic relations, emergency alert, evacuation, foreign policy, international relations, Issues, Leave, Minecraft, Political unrest, Rising, safety risks, security concerns, Server, State Department, travel advisory, travel safety, Urgent Warning, US

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1378
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
New Chunks Explored:	446649	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Potions Brewed:	52
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	8299	Void Armor Forged:	20

lol u know what’s safer than belarus? our minecraft server! u won’t have to worry about no urgent warnings here, just build, mine, and have a blast! plus, we got unicorns roaming around that drop diamonds when u pet them. true story, bro. so leave belarus behind and join us for some epic minecraft fun!

AzerCraft: No Hypotheses!

#authorities, accident, air travel, Aviation, Aviation (Industry), Azerbaijan Airlines, AzerCraft, Caution, Condolences, crash, hypotheses, Incident, International, investigation, plane crash, response, russia, Safety, speculation, Tragedy, Warns

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4771
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Dragons Tamed:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

u know what u dont need to worry about no airplane crashes on our minecraft server cuz we dont even have airplanes. we got dragons tho. yep, u heard me right. u can ride a freakin dragon on this server. and not just any dragon, a rainbow sparkly dragon that farts glitter.

also, we got a secret underground city filled with talking llamas who will trade u diamonds for cookies. but be careful, they have a llama mafia that will break ur kneecaps if u try to cheat them.

oh, and did i mention we have a haunted forest where u can find a magical unicorn that poops out enchanted golden apples? yep, it’s true.

so if u wanna join a server where u can ride dragons, trade with llamas, and find unicorn poop, then come join us. but be warned, once u join, u can never leave. mwahahaha.

Christmas MineColonies

#youtube, BUILD, Chat, christmas, Feedback, GIANT, Join, LIVESTREAMS, mine, Minecolonies, Minecraft, Modded, Positive, Resources, search, Server, Tree, tree building, Viewers

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5534
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Villages Defended:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Emeralds Found:	2332	Buildings Constructed:	22
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

MineColonies Christmas Tree Server Overview

Server Name	MineColonies Christmas Tree Server
Server Address	christmas.phg.gg
Theme	Christmas Tree Building with Viewers
Stream Link	View the stream here

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
What is the purpose of the server?	To build a giant Christmas tree together with viewers.
How can I participate?	Join the server christmas.phg.gg and mine resources by typing !search in the chat of the stream.
Is feedback welcome?	Yes, feedback about the idea or the stream is appreciated. Let the organizers know what you think!

Zenless Zone Zero 1.20.4

1.20.4, A Storm of Falling Stars, Advanced Bounty, Agent Combat Intel, Agent Record, Asaba Harumasa, Astra Yao, Bangboo vs Ethereal, Before the Curtain Rises, character demo, Combat Footage Review, combat simulation, Data Bounty, En-Nah Into Your Lap, evelyn, FREEZZZASSEMBLE, Full 1.4 details, Hoshimi Miyabi, MIYABIRELEASE, newest trailer, OP pastebin, POPULARITY POLL, Redeemable Codes, Resources, SAHLWFEFE, special program, Special Visitor, Teaser, Upcoming Events, useful links, Version 1.4, Windchaser Harumasa, Zenless, zenless zone zero, ZENLESSGIFT, Zone, ZZZ-drawpile., ZZZFMHARUMASA, ZZZFriends, ZZZGFN24

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1634
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got a special program called “A Storm of Falling Stars” that will blow your mind! Plus, they got Agent Combat Intel, like Hoshimi Miyabi and Asaba Harumasa, who are total badasses.

And, get this, they have upcoming events like “Bangboo vs Ethereal” and “Windchaser Harumasa” that will have you on the edge of your seat. Oh, and did I mention the redeemable codes you can claim in-game or online? Yeah, you can get some sick rewards with those.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server and let the craziness begin! Just remember, reality is overrated anyway.

Under His Minecraft SMP Pull

Minecraft, PULL, smp

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2187
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Animals Bred:	189	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never trust a guy named Steve who offers to share his bed with you. Trust us, we learned that lesson the hard way. But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join our server!

Looking for a place where you can build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? We’ve got you covered. Want to participate in intense PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies? You’ve come to the right place. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that grants you the power to turn all your enemies into chickens.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. And if you ever hear the sound of a creeper hissing behind you, just remember to scream like a banshee and run for your life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just make sure to steer clear of any guys named Steve with a suspicious glint in their eye.