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Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 5317 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 148 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 | Buildings Constructed: | 47 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 25 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon. But beware, the bacon is guarded by a horde of evil chickens who are hell-bent on world domination!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the infamous Blocky Bandits, a group of players who roam the land on giant chickens wreaking havoc wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or stand against their poultry-powered tyranny?
And let’s not forget about our annual Creeper Carnival, where players compete in explosive mini-games for a chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. Just be sure to watch out for the TNT-wielding clowns!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you may just find yourself changed forever, just like that one movie that one time. Love you, anon!