LifeChangingMinecraftSMP

life changing, impactful decisions, long-term effects, pivotal moment, LifeChangingMinecraftSMP

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP and make decisions that will change your virtual life forever! One time, a player joined our server and decided to build a giant statue of a chicken. Little did they know, that chicken statue became a sacred monument and players from all over the server would come to worship it daily. Now that player is known as the Chicken King and rules over their feathered subjects with an iron fist (or wing, in this case). So come join us and make decisions that will have you clucking with joy!

FinnCraft Server – Power Outage Edition

power cable, internet, outages, suspected, causing

come join our epic minecraft server where we have finland boards oil tankers causing chaos in the digital world!!! power cables are being cut left and right, internet outages everywhere!!! but fear not, on our server you can harness the power of the oil tanker to create epic builds and conquer the digital realm!!! join now and be part of the madness!!! only the bravest can survive in this crazy world of chaos and destruction!!!

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RostovRocketCraft

eastern europe, RostovRocketCraft, defense strategy, propellant plant, Ukraine

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE UKRAINE HITTING BALLISTIC MISSILES LIKE FIREWORKS! STRATCOM REPORTS SAY IT’S LIT! COME BUILD YOUR OWN MISSILE AND BLOW UP YOUR FRIENDS’ HOUSES! WHO NEEDS PEACE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE EXPLOSIONS?! JOIN NOW FOR A BLASTING GOOD TIME!

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Crafty Restroom Crew

Awareness, public restroom, social norms, Gender Identity, acceptance

yo, listen up gamers! u ever been in a public restroom with trans people and never even knew? well, imagine that but in minecraft! join our server and experience the wildest adventures with trans villagers who are lowkey hiding in plain sight. u never know who u might run into in the mines, maybe a genderfluid creeper or a non-binary enderman. the possibilities are endless, just like the confusion u feel when u realize u’ve been interacting with trans mobs this whole time. so come on, join us for a gender-bending good time!

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Brain Weight Control – Gut Signal

weight, animal studies, digestion, brain function, control

so, like, u know how ur brain is all like, “hey body, stop eating so much, u fat blob”? well, turns out ur brain actually controls how much fat ur intestines absorb, like, who knew, right?

on this server, we got, like, brain-controlled fat absorption, like, u can literally eat all the cake u want and ur brain will be like, “nah fam, we good, no need to absorb all that fat”. it’s, like, magic or something.

join this server for the most mind-blowing, gut-regulating, fat-absorbing experience of ur life. ur brain will thank u, ur intestines will thank u, and u will thank urself for joining the most insane Minecraft server ever. come on, what r u waiting for? let’s get brainy with it!

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Block Haven 1.20.6

BLOCK, classic, all time, long tail, 206011103

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old boring content? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where cows fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos at every turn. Build a house out of cake, ride a pig into battle, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s have a blast together!

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LifeChangingMinecraftSMP

FinnCraft Server – Power Outage Edition

RostovRocketCraft

Crafty Restroom Crew

Brain Weight Control – Gut Signal

Block Haven 1.20.6