So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft when suddenly you stumble upon this wild SMP server. And let me tell you, this server is like no other. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me hit you with some outrageous reasons:

1. The admin is a talking llama who only communicates through interpretive dance. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama do the Macarena.

2. We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take over the server. Will you join them or fight against them? The choice is yours.

3. Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with flying pigs, dancing skeletons, and talking creepers. It’s like a rave, but with more explosions.

4. We have a player who has built an entire castle out of nothing but baked potatoes. Yes, you read that right. Potatoes. And they’re recruiting followers to worship the almighty spud.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 91/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Buildings Constructed: 41

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • SkyDragon Minecraft server

    SkyDragon Minecraft server

    **Welcome to our vulture server version 1.20.2!**

    ? **Vulture mode** is a cruel world where everyone is for himself. Fight enemies, protect your buildings and get resources by any means necessary!

    ? **Survival** – build your base, explore dangerous territories, fight mobs and other players. Only the strongest will be able to survive and become leaders!

    ⚔️ **PvP battles** – want to test your strength? Test your skills in exciting PvP battles where your survival will be at stake!

    ? **Clans and alliances** – team up with other players, create clans and build empires together or seize other people’s territories!

    ? **Version 1.20.2** – the newest features, blocks and mechanics are waiting for you on the server. Updates and new features are here!

    Join us now and prove that you can survive and dominate the vulture world!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Magic Items Found: 1469
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 13
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • "Seeking blockheads for bedrock server hold the sprinkles"

    "Seeking blockheads for bedrock server hold the sprinkles"

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type Bedrock Only
    Current Players 5
    Features Similar to Hermit Craft, Shopping District
    Age Requirement 13 or older

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How can I join the server? Join our discord server and introduce yourself in the #self-introduction channel.
    What if I am under 13 years old? Unfortunately, we have an age requirement of 13 or older to play on the server.
    What is the server’s theme? The server is similar to Hermit Craft with a focus on community and a shopping district.
    Do I need any specific Minecraft version to join? We are a bedrock only server, so you will need to play on the Bedrock Edition of Minecraft.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 14 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Crafty Twitch Minecraft Server

    Crafty Twitch Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks! Join us and become part of our exclusive Twitch startup creative freedom VTubing group where you can unleash your wildest virtual fantasies.

    Picture this: You log onto the server and suddenly you’re transported to a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and villagers break out into spontaneous musical numbers. Our server is so epic, it’s like the Matrix meets Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory on steroids.

    So why wait? Join us now and be part of the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. It’s like Hotel California, but with more pixelated chickens.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Minecraft SMP: Septem BEAR-y Good Times

    Minecraft SMP: Septem BEAR-y Good Times
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because SeptemBEAR is here to shake things up!

    Join our server and witness the epic battle between the Bear King and the Chicken Queen as they fight for control of the land. Will you join forces with the Bear King and ride into battle on a giant bear mount? Or will you align yourself with the Chicken Queen and unleash a horde of explosive chickens on your enemies? The choice is yours!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Forest, where pigs fly and trees are made of bacon. Build your base in the Bacon Forest and feast like a king every day!

    And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the depths of the Nether, where the Pigmen Mafia rule with an iron fist. Will you join their ranks and become a feared mob boss, or will you fight against them and restore peace to the Nether?

    So what are you waiting for? Join SeptemBEAR today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to watch out for those explosive chickens…

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 48 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 100 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 18
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • BroArrested Minecraft Server

    BroArrested Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where the stakes are high and the adrenaline is pumping!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like trying to keep track of a brother on a Xanax and fentanyl bender. Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re searching the streets at 3am for your brother passed out in his car!

    But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of narcan to go around in case things get too crazy. And if you ever feel guilty about causing chaos and mayhem, just remember that it’s all part of the fun on our server.

    So come join us for a gaming experience like no other, where the only thing more unpredictable than the gameplay is trying to keep a drug-addicted brother alive. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 32 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Villages Defended: 18
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • CreeperDinnerDrama

    CreeperDinnerDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is left at the door and only block-building fun awaits! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

    Looking for a place to escape your dysfunctional family? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and unleash your creativity without any judgment. No need to worry about your parents showing up uninvited to ruin the fun – they’re banned from our server!

    Join us and build your dream world, free from the drama and toxicity of real life. Who needs a family when you have a community of fellow gamers to support you? Don’t wait, join now and leave your past behind – just like our server owner left his family drama in the dust. Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 18 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Dimension Hops: 12

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • FamSecrets Minecraft SMP

    FamSecrets Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and uncover the shocking truth behind your family’s mysterious secret! Rumor has it that your great-great-great-grandpa was actually a secret agent for the Ender Dragon, and he left behind a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples. Will you be the one to find it and claim your rightful inheritance? Or will you be thwarted by rival players who will stop at nothing to uncover the truth? Join now and embark on the craziest family reunion adventure of your life!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8351 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • CraftingCashWaste

    CraftingCashWaste
    Are you tired of wasting your hard-earned diamonds on useless potions and enchanted gear that just end up breaking anyways? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

    Join our server and say goodbye to wasting money on pointless items that do nothing but clutter your inventory. Instead, embark on epic quests to find the legendary “Diamond Bacon” that grants you infinite health and the ability to fly like a majestic pig.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive “Chicken Jockey Army” where you can ride into battle on the backs of chicken-mounted warriors as you fight off hordes of evil creepers and zombies.

    So why waste your diamonds on boring gear when you can join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures in all of Minecraft? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8209 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Mineshafts Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • BoomCraft Minecraft Server

    BoomCraft Minecraft Server
    lol come join our epic minecraft server where explosions are a daily thing just like in houthi-controlled hodeidah port! but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun here. we’ve got crazy battles, insane builds, and non-stop action. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave. so what are you waiting for? come join the chaos and see why everyone is talking about our server!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • AustrianCraft2021

    AustrianCraft2021
    come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life politics and immerse yourself in a world where the far right in Austria is actually a group of friendly villagers who just want to trade potatoes for emeralds!

    we have custom plugins that turn every election race into a thrilling minigame where you have to navigate through obstacles and answer trivia questions to secure your victory.

    if you join now, you’ll get a special limited edition skin of a politician riding a llama into battle, because why not?!

    so come on down to our server and let’s make minecraft great again…or something like that!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Farms Harvested: 878
    Villages Defended: 18 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 19

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Blocky Racers vs Speed Cams

    Blocky Racers vs Speed Cams
    LOL, imagine a Minecraft server where the police be stoppin’ more Black drivers than anyone else! But don’t worry, our speed cameras be totally unbiased and just issuin’ tickets left and right like Oprah givin’ out cars! Come join the chaos and see if you can outrun the popo or outsmart them cameras, it’s a wild ride you won’t wanna miss! Plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so why wouldn’t you wanna be here? Join now before the pigs start flyin’ away without ya!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 16 Falling into the Void: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 14 Phantom Rings Equipped: 9
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 14 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • ⛏️ A Far Lands Apart: Where Biomes Collide and Players Hide, A Grand Vanilla Adventure for Grown-Ups! 🌲

    ⛏️ A Far Lands Apart: Where Biomes Collide and Players Hide, A Grand Vanilla Adventure for Grown-Ups! 🌲

    Farlands Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Farlands
    Server Type Minecraft Realm
    Snapshot Version Latest Minecraft Snapshot

    Current Datapacks

    Experience

    Farlands is a server for friends playing Minecraft together, focused on community-building and relaxation.

    Why Realms and Snapshots?

    The decision to use Realms and Snapshots was made to keep the server simple and closely aligned with the latest updates.

    Why Join Us?

    If you enjoy Minecraft for its creativity and want to play with friendly people, apply to join Farlands!

    The Future

    The server may grow beyond Realms in the future, but the core values of community and simplicity will remain.

    Apply Here

    Apply Here!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 6
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 17 Gryphons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • ””> RetroCraft Minecraft Server””

    ””> RetroCraft Minecraft Server””
    Are you tired of dealing with pesky Zoomer Nu-Coders and their fancy emulators? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave those Zoomers in the dust as you embark on epic adventures and build the craziest creations imaginable.

    Forget about saving your game files in some obscure NuZoomStudios folder, on our server your saves will be guarded by a mighty dragon who only accepts offerings of diamond blocks. And if you ever get tired of building, you can challenge other players to a dance-off in the town square for the chance to win a pet llama named Larry.

    So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to Zoomer Nu-Coders and hello to a world of endless fun and ridiculousness!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 283
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Gods Slained: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • It’s Good Minecraft SMP

    It’s Good Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, but you have to defeat a horde of killer bunnies to get to it. Trust me, those bunnies are no joke.

    2. Our server mascot is a giant chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who roams the land, challenging players to epic dance battles. If you can out-dance the chicken, you win a prize!

    3. We have a floating island in the sky where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches while riding on flying pigs. It’s like a mix of Hunger Games and Mario Kart, but with way more bacon.

    4. Our server events include a weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct the craziest, most ridiculous structures in a limited amount of time. The winner gets to ride a llama into the sunset while wearing a crown made of emeralds.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! It’s good, but in a totally bonkers way.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • SILJealousStickMud

    SILJealousStickMud
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Then join our server for a wild and wacky time! We promise to bring the laughs and keep you entertained like never before.

    Just like how this guy’s wife loves SNL Totino’s sketches, we promise to keep you laughing with our crazy antics and hilarious events. Need a break from the ordinary? We got you covered with our out-of-this-world 3D printed surprises that will blow your mind!

    And if you’re worried about party poopers ruining the fun, don’t worry! We don’t tolerate jealous stick-in-the-muds here. We’re all about having a good time and keeping the laughter rolling.

    So join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even get your own Totino’s Super Bowl Activity Pack in the game! 😉

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Towns Built: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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