LifeboatLolsMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Metallic Animal Kingdom

#metallic, animal, ecological impact, environmental history, environmental impact, european history, Heavy metal pollution, heavy metals, historical evidence, historical pollution, Kingdom, Medieval Europe, medieval wildlife, metal contamination, Middle Age Europe, pollution effects, pollution history, pollution on wildlife, pollution research, wildlife, wildlife contamination, wildlife health, wildlife toxicity

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5242
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3928
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Enchantments Applied:	261

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where heavy metal pollution is the name of the game. That’s right, we’ve got animals rocking out to Metallica and Iron Maiden while mining for diamonds. It’s like the Middle Ages meets a rock concert, baby!

Join our server and witness the craziest wildlife you’ve ever seen. Picture this: a pack of wolves headbanging to Black Sabbath, a flock of chickens moshing to Slayer, and a herd of cows throwing up devil horns to Megadeth. It’s a headbanger’s paradise, my friends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Heavy Metal Dungeon, where players can battle it out with monsters inspired by their favorite metal bands. From Ozzy Osbourne zombies to Lemmy Kilmister skeletons, you’ll never know what brutal boss awaits you in the depths of the dungeon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and rock out with your block out! It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss. Let’s get heavy, baby!

Departed MMORPG

Alchemy, Archer, Classes, Cooking, Cross-Play, Fishing, Guild system, Healer, Mage, MCMMO, mmorpg, Party System, pay to win, Player plots, Professions, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Smithing, spell cards, Survival, unique food, Vanilla, warrior, weapons

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9850
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Features: – Player Plots – No Pay to Win at all! – 2000+ Unique food – 100+ Weapons – 100+ Spell cards – 10+ different unique professions – 10+ unique classes/jobs – Advanced party system – Advanced guild system – Plots – quests

Departed RPG is a reimagining of the classic MMORPG, in Departed RPG you are encouraged to build your own play style. Play as a healer and tactically keep your party alive, snipe players and monsters from super long ranges as an archer with snipers and bows. Tank all sorts of damages as the warrior or trap your foe and fight close. Become a mage that can summon meteors. With over 100+ spell cards, you can weave spells outside of your class to use in battle. Party up together, PvP or fight monsters, fish, cook, smelt, smith, treasure hunt, alchemy, everything is unique! Come play free!

play.departed.gg

Moo Tales Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, bitchmade.., CONTENT, cow, Creation, Generated, keywords, list, long tail, Marketing, Moo, nigga, ONLINE, Optimization, phrases, Realm, search, Seo, tags, Tales, traffic, Website

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1469
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of cow tales, bitchmade nigga! Join us if you wanna experience the ultimate chaos and madness in the virtual world.

We got cows flying around like they’re on a sugar rush, and the creepers are all dressed up in tutus and top hats. It’s a total mind-bending experience that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is filled with the weirdest and wackiest players you’ll ever meet. From deranged clowns to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what to expect around the corner.

So why wait? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. It’s gonna be one hell of a ride, my dude!

SisInLawNoSupportCraft

Avoiding, bills, Business, collateral, Empathy, family, Gratitude, groceries, loan, medication, mental health, Miserable, PMDD, refusing, renovation, Resentment, SisInLawNoSupportCraft, sister-in-law, spoiled, Support, ungrateful

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4559
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where you can escape normalcy and dive into a world of chaos and craziness!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through family drama that puts soap operas to shame. From dealing with a sister-in-law who refuses to show any gratitude to parents who would do anything for their ungrateful daughter, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes.

But that’s not all – we offer a variety of activities to keep you busy, from exploring museums to renovating rundown buildings (just don’t put your house up as collateral for a loan like some of our players). And the best part? Everything is paid for out of pocket, so you can enjoy all the fun without worrying about going broke.

So if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and a dose of reality TV drama, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs scripted shows when you have real-life craziness right at your fingertips?

DumbParentSMP: Mom&Dad=Nooblords

Challenges, Communication, coping, coping mechanisms, dealing with stupidity, dumb parents, DumbParentSMP, emotional intelligence, Empathy, family dynamics, family relationships, Frustration, generational differences, idiot parents, MomDadNooblords, parenting, personal growth, realization, SELF AWARENESS, Support, Understanding, upbringing

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5606
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Holy Grails Found:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Crops Grown:	1472
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7809

LOL, so like imagine this Minecraft SMP where all the players are actually the children of dumb parents. Like, they do the most ridiculous things and we just have to deal with it in game. It’s like a survival challenge within a survival challenge, you feel me?

So, like one time, my mom thought she could ride a pig in Minecraft and she ended up falling into a pit of lava. It was so funny but also kinda sad because she lost all her diamonds. But hey, that’s just the kind of chaos you can expect on this server.

Join us if you want to laugh your butt off at the ridiculousness of our parents and bond over our shared struggles. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the cookies we steal from our parents. Shh, don’t tell anyone!

BlockyBeginnings

beginner gamer, BlockyBeginnings, childhood memories, classic games, early gaming, favorite games, first game, first gaming experience, Gamers, gaming childhood, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming experiences, gaming history, gaming journey, gaming memories, gaming milestones, gaming nostalgia, gaming origins, retro gaming, video games

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6477
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	2003
Ores Mined:	3396	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	144	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a treat for you! Join our server and experience a world like no other.

Remember the first game you ever played? Well, imagine if that game had a baby with Minecraft and that baby was raised by a pack of wild wolves. That’s basically what our server is like. It’s a crazy mashup of nostalgia, creativity, and pure chaos.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions. And if you can find your way down there, you might just become the richest player in all of Minecraft history.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest adventure of your gaming life. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only limit is your imagination.

TariffCraft: China vs Trump

China, diplomatic tensions, economic impact, economic sanctions, Economy, foreign policy, global market, import/export, international relations, levies, market volatility, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade war, trump, US goods

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6719
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Animals Bred:	159	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2060
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

so like, imagine this epic minecraft server where china and the US are going head to head with tariffs and stuff. it’s like a crazy trade war but in minecraft. join us and be part of the action as we build walls and trade resources to survive. who will come out on top? will it be the US or china? come find out and be part of the chaos. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and enchanted gear. don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

Star Wars Modded Fabric

Community, Discord, Fabric, galaxies, invite, Join, kyber crystal, Link, Minecraft, mod, Modded, Play, Purification Rituals, saber dueling, Server, smp, Stances, star, Wars

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9727
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	976404	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Void Gems Collected:	17
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22

Server Name	GodSlayerCreator’s Star Wars Server
Minecraft Version	Fabric 1.20.1
Mod Used	Galaxies Mod
Features	Kyber crystal rituals, Saber dueling stances

FAQ

1. What is the server name?

The server is named GodSlayerCreator’s Star Wars Server.

2. What Minecraft version does the server use?

The server uses Fabric 1.20.1 version.

3. What mod is used on the server?

The server uses the Galaxies Mod.

4. What features does the server have?

The server features kyber crystal bleeding and purification rituals, as well as saber dueling stances.

5. Where can I find the permanent Discord invite link?

You can join the server Discord using this link: https://discord.gg/qXP3f4zeed

Pixel Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, 94976690, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1262
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Dragons Tamed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens with laser eyes, building houses out of marshmallows, and riding pigs into battle against armies of evil bunnies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your Minecraft dreams come true in the most insane and hilarious server you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

TrumpTakesOverReddit – Minecraft SMP

controversial, current events, DIVISIVE, DOMINATING, exhaustion, front pages, headlines, media coverage, Minecraft, News, OVERLOAD, OVERWHELMING, Politics, president, public opinion, reddit, saturation, smp, social media, trending, trump, TrumpTakesOverReddit, united states

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3651
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Enchantments Applied:	71	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	18

OMG guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the most lit place to be right now, like seriously. You gotta join because there’s this rumor that if you find the secret diamond castle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. And get this, the llamas can talk and they only speak in memes. It’s wild, I know.

But wait, there’s more! The admins on this server are actually wizards in disguise and they can turn your pickaxe into a lightsaber. Yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ lightsaber. So imagine mining for diamonds with a lightsaber, like a Jedi in the mines. It’s like a dream come true for all you Star Wars fans out there.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles. It’s like Hunger Games meets WWE, with players riding on flying pigs and shooting flaming arrows at each other. The winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden apples and gets to rule the server for a day. It’s chaos, but in the best way possible.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, I heard there’s a secret disco party at the end of every month where all the mobs come to boogie down. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

BanHammerCraft

BanHammerCraft, banned, Censorship, community guidelines, controversy, digital communication, discrimination, freedom of speech, internet culture, long tail tag, Online Community, online discourse, opinion, public reaction, racial bias, social media, social media platform, temporary ban, trending topic, twitter, WhitePeopleTwitter

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8606
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Are you tired of getting banned from Twitter for being too white? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect safe space for all your white people tweets! Join us and never worry about being silenced again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of albino llamas who are experts in meme warfare. So come on down and join the funniest, whitest Minecraft server on the block!

KyivCraft: Trump’s Metal Quest

aid, Conflict, Diplomacy, Economy, exchange, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, metal, Military, Négotiation, Politics, Quest, rare earth metals, Resources, sanctions, SECURITY, Trade, trump, Trumps, Ukraine, war briefing

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4102
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

so, like, we got this epic minecraft server that’s like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got rare earth metals from ukraine or something. trump is like, demanding them from kyiv in exchange for aid, but we’re just like, nah, we’ll take ’em for our minecraft server instead.

join us and you’ll be mining for those precious rare earth metals while dodging creepers and building epic structures. plus, we got this crazy story where herobrine is actually trump in disguise, trying to steal all the rare earth metals for himself.

so come on, join our server and let’s show trump who the real minecraft boss is. plus, you’ll get to brag to all your friends that you’re mining for rare earth metals in ukraine while playing minecraft. how cool is that?

Clown for Hire Minecraft Server

birthday clown, circus clown, Clown, clown act, clown entertainment, clown event, clown for hire, clown hire, clown party, clown performance, clown performance for hire, clown performer, clown services, clown show, comedy act, entertainer, funny clown, hire, hire a clown, Minecraft, party clown, professional clown, Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8721
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Chimeras Created:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Crops Grown:	9948
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Magical Moments Shared:	21

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you can, like, hire a clown to, like, perform just for you, man. imagine, like, a clown doing, like, tricks and stuff in your own, like, minecraft world. it’s, like, so crazy, you gotta join just for that, dude. plus, like, the clowns are, like, super talented and will, like, make you laugh until you cry. so, like, come join us and have a blast with our clown performers, bro. it’s, like, gonna be the best time ever, man.

Mystic Grove Realms 1.20.5

1.20.5, Anons, beauty standards, body hair, body image, body positivity, Grooming, grooming habits, grooming preferences, Grove, intimate grooming, intimate hygiene, mystic, personal care, personal grooming, Preference, Preferences, pubic hair, pussy, Realms, self-care, shaved, trimmed, Women’s Health

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1664
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	15

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! We’ve got more fun than a cat in a bathtub and more surprises than a clown car at a funeral.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring.

Plus, our players are more lit than a bonfire on the beach. So come on over and let’s get this party started!

CellBlockCheat

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, cell phone privacy, CellBlockCheat, Communication, control issues, Emotional healing, forgiveness, Honesty, Infidelity, infidelity recovery, Insecurity, Marriage, marriage counseling, marriage problems, Rebuilding trust., reconciliation, relationships, transparency, Trust

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5046
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for a place to escape to? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and no cheating partners (unless you count those sneaky creepers)!

Forget about guarding cellphones and suspicious behavior, here you can roam freely without any worries. Our virtual world is a safe space where you can build, explore, and unleash your inner creativity without any judgment.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, let’s just say that our community is so awesome that even cheating partners would want to join (but don’t worry, we have a strict no-cheating policy here). Plus, rumor has it that our server is so addictive that once you join, you’ll never want to leave (unless it’s to grab a snack, of course).

So come on, join us and leave all your real-life worries behind. Who needs a suspicious spouse when you have a whole virtual world waiting for you to conquer? Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to happiness together!

Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2368
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Void Armor Forged:	17	Meteorites Collected:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	1