| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 6284 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 90 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 6036 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 18 | Void Armor Forged: | 11 |
| Runes Activated: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 109 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
LIFE5TEAL • Season 1 Released
🛡 Staff needed : Apply in the Discord
Life5teal.minefort.com
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 7110 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 40 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 15 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 17 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
Johnson, the NASCAR driver, lived in Aspen, CO, where Crown owned everything from the mountains to the private race tracks. Crown’s Aspen Institute was all about money laundering and weapons dealing, selling stuff used in Ukraine ’cause he owned General Dynamics.
Johnson and Crown were like BFFs, living close to each other, hanging out at the same places. Johnson hosted charity events sponsored by the Crown family, held auctions on Crown property, you name it.
But wait, there’s more! On the night of Johnson’s In-Laws murders, things got real spooky. Terry Janway managed to call 911 saying there’s a woman with a gun in the house before getting cut off. Police found Jack Janway dead by the front door, heard a gunshot upstairs, found more bodies, and realized there was another person in the house before they arrived.
No suicide note, no motive, no debt, no enemies. It’s all a mystery on this Minecraft server that’ll have you questioning everything. Join now for the most insane adventure of your life!
| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 884 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 20 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 4163 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 4741 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 155 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 35 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4372 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!
| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 2481 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 11 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!
So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.
| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 2031 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 |
| Towns Built: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 37 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 352 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 20 |
| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 8910 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 20 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Runes Activated: | 0 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.
Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?
So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!
| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 6185 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Runes Activated: | 7 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 1600 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 38 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 20 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 26 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 5612 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 27 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 278 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 | Votes: | 6388 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
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A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel to start your brand-new expedition!
A: The application process is easy and will be explained in the #SMP-application channel on our Discord server.
A: Yes, you can view a video showcase of the map on our website.
A: We offer custom modpacks, resource packs, and data packs focused around the Create mod to enhance your gameplay experience.
A: The server is whitelisted, so there may be a limit on the number of players allowed to maintain a quality gaming experience.
| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 4455 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 31 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 11 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
We’ve got upcoming NGS headlines from the future, scratch tickets that will make you scratch your head in confusion, and news/events/etc that will make you question reality.
Check out our NGS Wiki for all the crazy info you could ever want, damage calculators that will blow your mind, and verification data that will make your head spin.
But wait, there’s more! Item codes and keywords that will unlock a whole new world of possibilities, fashion history that will make you rethink your entire wardrobe, and a roadmap that will lead you on a wild adventure.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs rationality when you can have pure insanity?
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 5487 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 100 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 26 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. It became a legendary landmark that all players would come to admire and worship. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll find on our server.
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade with you for the most outrageous items.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!
| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 6073 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 19 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 10 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 737 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 29 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 16 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
We have created a unique language system where every block, mob, and item has its own special word. Want to say “hello”? Just place a block of dirt and jump up and down three times! It’s that easy!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraftian tribe, who have been speaking this language for centuries. Legend has it that they can summon a dragon by reciting the entire Minecraftian dictionary backwards while doing the moonwalk.
So if you’re ready to ditch the textbooks and embrace a language that is truly out of this world, join our server today! Who knows, you might even become fluent enough to order a pizza in Minecraftian!
| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 4161 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 44 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 |
also, we have this thing where every full moon, all the players turn into werewolves. like, no joke. you could be mining for diamonds and suddenly BAM you’re a werewolf tearing through the mines like a maniac. it’s chaotic but also kinda fun, ya know?
oh, and did i mention the secret underground society of llamas that run the economy on the server? yeah, they’re like the mafia but cuter. they control all the trades and if you cross them, they’ll spit on you. it’s a dangerous game, but hey, that’s what makes it exciting.
so, if you’re looking for a server that’s a mix of chaos, creativity, and llamas, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 6238 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 111 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 |
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a freakin’ house! And get this, when they mined it, a whole army of zombie pigmen came out and started doin’ the Macarena! True story, bro.
But wait, there’s more! On this server, if you drink too much coffee (like 4 cups worth), your character starts doin’ the cha-cha slide uncontrollably! It’s hilarious, trust me.
So what are you waitin’ for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs sleep when you can be partyin’ with zombie pigmen and doin’ the cha-cha slide, am I right? Let’s get this block party started!
