Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese, and build a castle out of rainbow-colored obsidian. Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on the moon? That’s right, you’ll be playing Minecraft in zero gravity while dodging space creepers and battling alien villagers.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of talking mushrooms who will trade you enchanted golden carrots for your most prized possessions. And rumor has it that if you can find the legendary diamond banana hidden deep within the server, you’ll gain the power to control time itself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 92/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Dragons Tamed: 7
Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 7
Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
Mythical Relics Collected: 6 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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