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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 103/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 17
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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