Have you ever told someone you were a Minecraft pro when in reality you can’t even craft a wooden pickaxe without looking it up on Google? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, lying about your Minecraft skills is not only encouraged, it’s practically a requirement!

Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the biggest lie you’ve ever told will seem like child’s play compared to the shenanigans we get up to. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of talking pigs who have a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples? Or maybe you’re enticed by the promise of a PvP arena where the winner gets to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of zombie villagers?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the lies and laughter begin! Just remember, if anyone asks if you’re a Minecraft pro, the correct answer is always “yes, absolutely, 100% pro.”

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 105/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Falling into the Void: 2
Void Gems Collected: 31 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
Meteorites Collected: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

New Minecraft Server
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