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Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 7256 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the biggest lie you’ve ever told will seem like child’s play compared to the shenanigans we get up to. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of talking pigs who have a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples? Or maybe you’re enticed by the promise of a PvP arena where the winner gets to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of zombie villagers?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the lies and laughter begin! Just remember, if anyone asks if you’re a Minecraft pro, the correct answer is always “yes, absolutely, 100% pro.”