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Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 1199 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 29 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 28 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
New Chunks Explored: | 160885 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1360 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 4943 |
Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the biggest lie you’ve ever told will seem like child’s play compared to the shenanigans we get up to. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of talking pigs who have a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples? Or maybe you’re enticed by the promise of a PvP arena where the winner gets to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of zombie villagers?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the lies and laughter begin! Just remember, if anyone asks if you’re a Minecraft pro, the correct answer is always “yes, absolutely, 100% pro.”