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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 2508 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 37 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 15 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 35 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can best it in a dance-off. Rumor has it that the Blocktopus can teach you how to ride a llama like a pro and turn dirt blocks into chocolate cake.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown by the absurdity and hilarity that awaits you. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the age-old question: why do cows moo at the moon?